Hey {{Blubber Butts, Fellow Fatties}},

   We are all so {{heavy and fat, large and unhealthy, out of shape}} that I bet none of us have seen our toes in years! So I've decided to do something about it.

I've got 20 bucks that says I can lose more weight than any of you in 4 months.  Winner gets the whole pot, baby.  I'm already planning on how I will spend that money!

Follow the link below to challenge me in this weight loss war!

Your friend,
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