Dear {{Buddies, Fellas, Friends}} 

Consider this your {{wake-up call, call to arms}}.  We’ve had it too easy for too long – kicking back in front of the {{TV, refrigerator, computer screen, desk}}, getting {{McFat, large, Fatty, insulated}}.  Well it’s time to get {{back in shape, healthy, lean again}} and take control.  You know what I’m talking about, a tough competition to show you {{where your weaknesses are, what you are made of, that old has been fighting spirit}}, get you out of that slump, and push you to get back on top.  Are you up for a weight loss challenge?  

I’m not talking about some starvation, packaged-meal program where we have to eat like {{birds, rabbits, women, babies}}.  I’m talking about the way we used to do it.  A {{hardcore, difficult}} challenge for cash: everyone puts {{textfield:$100}} in the pot, we go for {{textfield:16}} weeks, and the one who’s lost the most weight at the end walks away {{with nice chunk of change, a rich man, with fat pockets}}.  No hand holding, no expensive meals, just a good old-fashioned competition.  With a twist, that is.

You see I found this Web site that’s the perfect arena for our challenge.  It’s called Weightlosswars.com and it’s designed specifically for people who can turn that competitive edge into results.  They have interactive charts and tables that let you follow every step of your progress, dieticians and trainers that are ready to offer advice on the best plan for you to meet your fitness goals, and an online store that let’s you stock up on everything from energy bars to pedometers. 

But who wants to just read all that serious stuff?  Ever want to know what your weight is compared to NBA Stars?  How about to the average gorilla? Take a quick scan at the comparison charts and you’ll know.  And how about getting that extra edge against your competitors?  Log in to the Sabotage store and you’ll find all the junk food you can imagine.  A few quick keystrokes, and you can send your teammate that box of Ding Dongs that will knock him back at least a week.

So here’s our chance to step it up and take it to the next level.  Time to lose those pounds, make a few bucks, and have fun doing it.  Are you ready for the challenge?  Are you ready for Weightlosswars?  Take charge and log in today, and discover just how much fun losing weight can be.  

Sincerely, 
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