Dear Porker; 

I can tell just by looking at those funky shoes you’ve been wearing that you haven’t seen your feet in a while.  Tell me, when you get on the scale in the morning does it say, “to be continued”?  Well, quit yer whining, you’re not the only one.  I’ve got more rolls than a bakery, and I’m ready for a change. 

Now I’m not talking about some warm and fuzzy “eat a tofu bar and smile” kinda deal.  I’m talking about taking this old school.  That’s right – smack down for cash.  Everyone ponies up $50 (that is if you can still reach into your own pocket), we throw it into the pot, and at the end of 16 weeks the guy who’s lost the most weight walks away a rich man.  And don’t think I’m putting this to you out of the kindness of my heart -- I’m just looking forward to taking your money.  This is a no holds-barred battle of the bulge.  

You see I found this Web site that will put a little zing into our challenge.  It’s called Weightlosswars.com and it’s the perfect place for me to smack you around in front of our friends.  

So if you’re tired of using your old shirts as car covers, here’s your chance to lose those pounds and make a few bucks. Follow the link below to see if you have what it takes to win!

Sincerely, 
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