Dear {{Beer belly, ButterBall, Fatty, Porker}},

Your fat {{body, butt, gut, self}} has been annoying people for too long.  I am tired of being seen with you because people always {{duck and cover, laugh, run, point}} when you go by.  Your jiggly {{hiney, butt, belly, skin}} and gut make me dizzy to look at.  Bottom line, its time to drop the {{jiggle, weight, fat, pounds}}.  

So I am calling you out.  {{textfield:$50}} bucks says I can lose more weight than you in {{textfield:16}} weeks.  If you can beat me – then keep your money and take mine as an apology.  But I doubt that.   I’ll be using my winnings to get my way to muscle beach to shake, not {{jiggle, fat, flab}} but what my Mama gave me!

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