Hey {{Fatty, Blimpy, Whale Man}}!

Obviously that “Cheeseburgers for Life” plan hasn’t quite paid off the way you thought it would.  Well, I'm in the same {{boat, sad shape, heavy category}}  so quit yer whining, and check out this new competition fitness site I found.  It’s called Weightlosswars.com and it’s a great place to {{smack, trash, beat}} your friends around, shed a few of those {{saddle bags, fatty pounds, rolls, kegs}}  you’re carrying, and make a few bucks doing it.  What am I talking about?  Well, I’ve got {{textfield:$50}} bucks that says in {{textfield:12}} weeks I can lose more weight than you and the rest of our {{dough-boy, fat, chubby, plump}} buddies.  Think you can beat me?  Put you’re money in the pot and see if you have what it takes.

So drop that donut and follow the link below to find out how you can turn competition into cash.

Sincerely,
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p.s. – and don’t forget to check out the Sabotage store – it’s the secret weapon that will be your undoing. 