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Cast
- Larry . . . Laurence Maher
- Our hero . . . Well, at least the star of the show; a guy way too old to still be living at home. And he's desperate . . . So desperate to hit the big time that he's willing to do anything, no matter how cheap, to break into Hollywood. Enter his grand creation, One Cheap Move. Unfortunately, he doesn't spend much time doing anything but avoiding the clutches of his arch nemesis, Magic Evil Larry, and his army of Larry drones. If you were watching Loony Tunes, Larry would be the Road Runner.
- Magic Evil Larry . . . L. Maher III
- Our villian . . . Larry's vampire-like alter ego that has deemed One Cheap Move a vehicle of greed. It is his goal to rip Larry from TV land and cast him down into the 5th plane of the Larryverse (otherwise known as the "Plane of Non-Existence"), where Larry will "roast like a rump until the end of time". Sparing nothing to get Larry off the air, "Evil" creates new Larry drones each episode to do his dirty work, such as "Darth Larder", U.S. Marshall "Larry Lee Jones", and the godfather known as "Don Larrioni". If you were watching LoonyTunes, Magic Evil Larry would be the Coyote.
- Wise Kung Fu Larry . . . L.P. Maher
- Larry's mysterious mentor. Known in ancient times as "Larry-One", he was the first Larry in the Larryverse, and is the good twin brother of Magic Evil Larry. Larry often seeks out Wise Kung Fu Larry for clues, training, and weapons that will help ward off Magic Evil Larry and his band of Larry drones. Wise Kung Fu Larry always makes it clear that Larry will some day owe him a "great favor". If you were watching Loony Tunes, Wise Kung Fu Larry would have nothing to do with anything.
- Alligator Larry . . . Larry Paul Maher
- Please. You don't know who this guy is? He's like that guy from the outback. He bugs big mean animals until they attack him . . . or his baby . . . or anyone else in the surrounding area. He's on Larry's TV a lot doing all this stuff. Sometimes he stops by and bugs Larry too.
- Big Pig Larry . . . Laurence M. III
- Just a friend of Larry's. He's super buff and walks around without a shirt all the time showing off his six-pack . . . until he gets hungry and then pigs out so hard that he instantly bloats out like he's Orson Welles. He never leaves a scrap either, eats Larry out of house and home. Then he tends to disappear and leave Larry's kitchen in a mess. Well, I guess he's got a few other uses. Sometimes he's used as like a plot device . . . or something.
- Lady Larrian
- I'm not too sure where this ugly chick came from, but whenever the show calls for a woman, she pops up. She always calls everybody sugar and is basically the town whore. Not that we're chauvinists at One Cheap Move, it's just that her . . . things . . are always . . . well, pointy . . . and she always makes it clear she's "just a next door neighbor trying to get some". Which means she lives next to Larry, I guess. Funny, she kind of looks like Larry too.
- Darth Larder . . . L. Paul Maher
- The first Larry drone officially generated by Magic Evil Larry. Darth Larder lives on a big spaceship made out of tinfoil and circles around the Larryverse in case Larry ever goes into space. He is often found near the "Planet of Doom", where Larry must frequently go as a challenge to prove himself worthy of Kung Fu Larry's advice. Darth Larder carries a laser sword, has really bad breath and sounds a lot like James Earl Jones. Don't let him scare you though, his helmet is just 2 paint ball masks stuck together and his cape I think came out of one of those giant sized cracker jacks.
- The ZZ Elarrinator Band . . . Larry, Larry, and Larry Maher
- The music. The beards. The car. They are the classic rock group that rocks every channel, including AM, FM, XM, and of course, LM. Yes, they're the kings of "Larry Maher" radio waves. Some day they just might cut an album with Larry. Did I mention the beards?
- History Dude . . . Laurence Paul M.
- Weird guy that comes on TV sometimes. Don't worry about it.
- Every Other Larry . . . L.P.M. III
- Come on, I can't list them all. All you really need to know is that any person you see is a Larry, and most Larrys are hilarious satires of famous people or characters . . . unless of course saying that is going to get me sued, in which case there are no satires on this show at all, and you should probably read this.
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