Thank the lord for satellites

I had this email waiting for me when I reached the east coast:

I am watching you fly.

Mother's love

I am heading east for my mom's birthday tomorrow. She wrote this in an email today: "On the exciteometer I am at 100%. Can't wait to hold you my precious." I know you can feel the love through your computer screen...

'Magnum P.I.' coming to big screen

Rawson Marshall Thurber ("Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story") has signed on to write and direct the big-screen adaptation of "Magnum P.I.," the 1980s series that made Tom Selleck a star. More...

India

Me: I had to go to the Indian Consulate for work today.

Ben: And?

Lori: And I was standing in line thinking it could just as easily be me waiting for my own visa. It was so nice in there.

Ben: That's because it was still in America.

Me: You wouldn't go there?

Ben: Not after what my mom and sister told me about their trip.

Me: But we could stay in nice places...

Ben: We? What do you mean we?

Lori: I mean you... me... Max...

Ben: Yeah, but 'nice places' means a shared toilet and nets around your bed to protect you from the mosquitoes.

Me: Don't you want to see the Taj Mahal?

Ben: (said in the most jewish-grandmother sort of way) eh....

Syriana

Clooney = hot.
Fat Clooney = even hotter!

I think its genetic

There aren't many things cuter than watching your husband sit at the computer, reading how to whistle with your fingers. The noises and spit flying is hilarious!

Earth Ads

(Looking at a commercial on TV)

"What is that?"

"I dunno."

"An earth ad? Another ad to make me cry?"

"I dunno."

"Earth Ads always make me cry."

Beautiful day

Sunrise on the way to work this morning.

Gay humor

This is the funniest email footer I've seen in a while... 'save a chick, ride a dick!'

Messages like this make my heart soar

"I love you and am on my way to hug you. watch out. "

Knot in my throat!

This made me cry a little bit.