My grandmother

This is a gorgeous story about my grandmother, written by my aunt.

How cute is this puppy?!?!?!?

Dentist

Me: So how did it go?
You: It was ok. I meditated for quite a while before I went.
Me: Oh that's good!
You: Yes. I went to my happy place.

POO

I didn't think I would like it at all

But Mr & Mrs Smith was fantastic. Action packed, and so damn funny. Both of them - very funny! Next month's issue of W Magazine will feature an awesome photo spread of the two of them in a family way. They're really funny and quite beautiful The last great photo shoot I saw in W was when Brad did Fight Club. It should be good.

My brother and Angelina

Me: I didn't know you liked Angelina Jolie...
Shaun: I would give my feet to be with Angelina Jolie!

You must really like me

Me: Is it too late to call right now?
You: No - I'm at a Stevie Nicks concert.

Email from Katie

'The Horror, The Horror! I never thought I'd see the day I said I prefer Weird Al's version.'

`Madagascar' takes over top box-office spot with $28.7 million

"Madagascar," featuring the voice of Ben Stiller as a zoo lion returned to the wild, debuted at No. 2 a week earlier and took over first-place from "Revenge of the Sith," which had held the top spot for two weekends.

Schwarzenegger to Unveil Emissions Plan

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger is proposing to combat global warming by setting voluntary goals for reducing emissions of greenhouse gases in the nation's most populous state.

Schwarzenegger wants to roll emissions of greenhouse gases -- which include carbon dioxide, methane and nitrous oxide -- back to 2000 levels by 2010, to 1990 levels by 2020 and to 80 percent below 1990 levels by 2050.

The Republican planned to announce an executive order establishing the goals and a ''Climate Action Team,'' led by California's environmental protection secretary, at Wednesday's opening of the five-day U.N. World Environment Day Conference.

At least 70 mayors from cities such as London, Rio de Janeiro and Shanghai were expected to attend the conference trading ideas on renewable energy, recycling, public transportation, parks and clean air and water.

Although the governor's goals are voluntary, they could have an impact since California has about one eighth of the U.S. population. If it were a nation, it would have the world's eighth-largest economy.

In September, California became the first state to adopt regulations to curb greenhouse gas emissions from automobiles. The Bush administration has joined automakers in challenging those standards in court.

Schwarzenegger has made other efforts to reduce greenhouse gases. His ''hydrogen highways'' program encourages the installation of enough hydrogen fueling stations to enable the use of zero-polluting vehicles across the state, and his ''million solar roofs'' program would subsidize the installation of solar power equipment in homes.

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