I Cheese Sandwich You
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In Valerie Breiman's 2000 film Love and Sex, Adam and Kate discuss the notion of telling someone that you love them. They decide that after being in a relationship for a long time, saying 'I love you' is like saying 'cheese sandwich'. They decide this is the same thing, and profess their love by stating, 'I cheese sandwich you.' Adam has a cheese sandwich delivered to Kate's office.

November, 2006: Had a cheese sandwich delivered to my husband with a courier service.