<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7" style="vertical-align:top"><tr><td width="80" align="center" valign="top"><font></font></td><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="padding-top:0.8em"><img alt="" height="1" width="1" /></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://artvoice.com/issues/v9n47/news_of_the_weird"><b>Offbeat News</b></a><br /><font size="-1"><b><font color="#6f6f6f">Artvoice</font></b></font><br /><font size="-1"><b>...</b> <b>home remodeling</b>, nine years of free medical and dental coverage, and a nine-year ?consulting contract? with the school district at $15000 a month. <b>...</b></font><br /><font size="-1"></font><br /><font size="-1"><a class="p" href="http://artvoice.com/issues/v9n47/news_of_the_weird"><b></b></a></font></div></font></td></tr></table>