<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7" style="vertical-align:top"><tr><td width="80" align="center" valign="top"><font><a href="http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/60898/fathers-hilarious-insights-get-son-a-book-deal-and-sitcom/"><img src="http://nt3.ggpht.com/news/tbn/t9VKR0KyRWD6wM/6.jpg" alt="" border="1" width="80" height="80" /><br /><font size="-2">Jweekly.com</font></a></font></td><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="padding-top:0.8em"><img alt="" height="1" width="1" /></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/60898/fathers-hilarious-insights-get-son-a-book-deal-and-sitcom/"><b>Father&#039;s hilarious insights get son a book deal and sitcom</b></a><br /><font size="-1"><b><font color="#6f6f6f">Jweekly.com</font></b></font><br /><font size="-1">?I turn the <b>kitchen faucet</b> on and the shower burns you, yes, I get it ? No, I&#039;m not gonna stop, I&#039;m just saying yes, I get that concept.? ? ?A parent&#039;s only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, <b>...</b></font><br /><font size="-1"></font><br /><font size="-1"><a class="p" href="http://www.jweekly.com/article/full/60898/fathers-hilarious-insights-get-son-a-book-deal-and-sitcom/"><b></b></a></font></div></font></td></tr></table>