<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="7" style="vertical-align:top"><tr><td width="80" align="center" valign="top"><font></font></td><td valign="top" class="j"><font><br /><div style="padding-top:0.8em"><img alt="" height="1" width="1" /></div><div class="lh"><a href="http://pleasantville.patch.com/articles/would-not-be-surprised-if-an-actual-cat-came-out-of-the-bag"><b>Would Not Be Surprised If an Actual Cat Came Out of the Bag</b></a><br /><font size="-1"><b><font color="#6f6f6f">Patch.com</font></b></font><br /><font size="-1">Starting this week, I shall no longer be the scared snail with everything but the <b>kitchen sink</b> (and gum, and breath mints) on her back. I will be unfettered by extraneous possessions. I will carry an adorable appropriately sized purse and I will be <b>...</b></font><br /><font size="-1"></font><br /><font size="-1"><a class="p" href="http://pleasantville.patch.com/articles/would-not-be-surprised-if-an-actual-cat-came-out-of-the-bag"><b></b></a></font></div></font></td></tr></table>