Oh, come on people, that Matt guy is a total dick.  Can't you hear it in his voice?!  I can.  I totally hear dick.

Yes...

I am kidding.

Someone had to break-up this love-fest with some humor.  I mean, I think this thread actually has saliva on it from you all.  But, if anyone deserves your love-spit, it's Matt.  He's totally sweet.  And, edible.  And, he's got a stache.