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The <a href="http://mercuryloungenyc.com/event/3885">Mercury Lounge reports</a> that Cat's NYC chick-a-billy trip "Puss "n Boots" will be opening for Doveman tomorrow night. Purportedly this group consists of "Sasha Dobson (vocals/guitar) Catherine Popper (bass/vocals) and <strong>Avril Lavigne (eyeliner/snarl).</strong>"

We'll wait on Popper to provide us an update on what must have been a major musical coup to replace former band member Norah Jones with the rough and ready Lavigne. We're hoping for a "get fucked" response. If indeed this notice was some sort of editorial typo we're still hoping that Popper can be listed as (bass/vocals/eyeliner/snarl). Hate to lose that.

<strong>Ode to Lavigne</strong>
She’s like so whatever
And you can do so much better