Floating online right now is this official biography for rocker Scott Tournet. It claims he grew up as an Albanian Gypsy strumming a self-made instrument constructed from three strings, a turtle shell and a beehive.

Yeah, that's so crazy, it's not true.

<a href="http://www.lvrj.com/neon/dylan-s-crazy-stories-inspire-grace-potter-guitarist-147123635.html?ref=635">OK - this is bullshit</a>

If it turns out that Scott's Albanian Gypsy heritage is not, in fact, true. THEN I am burning all by GPN paraphernalia. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it (as long as it weighs less than one ounce and you have no intention to distribute). 

Scott's birth town of Williamstunivia mourns the possible loss of its native son.