Dino Martini - <i>"I consider Nathan Blankenship an American hero if it keeps you out of stilettos and a short skirt, KC!"</i>
Now see, I was going to ask what it would take to get a photo of KC (the Cortez one) in stilettos and a mini ! :D 

I'm glad KC (the other one) is going to make it right for this guy.  Hope the security company has a chat with its employees that made that call.