Floating online right now is this official biography for rocker Scott Tournet. It claims he grew up as an Albanian Gypsy strumming a self-made instrument constructed from three strings, a turtle shell and a beehive.

Yeah, that's so crazy, it's not true.

<a href="http://www.lvrj.com/neon/dylan-s-crazy-stories-inspire-grace-potter-guitarist-147123635.html?ref=635">OK - this is bullshit</a>

If it turns out that Scott's Albanian Gypsy heritage is not, in fact, true. THEN I am burning all by GPN paraphernalia. Put THAT in your pipe and smoke it (as long as it weighs less than one ounce and you have no intention to distribute). 

