k.c. - really wish you could . . . . .

Since we're derailed anyway -  your Vesuvio has a neat site  
"Words" is full of bar etiquette tips  . . .
<i>"Always put your money on the bar when ordering drinks, especially when you drink to forget." </i>
quotes  . . .
<i>Alcohol is a very necessary article . . . It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.  --George Bernard Shaw </i>
and helpful guidelines  . . . 
<i>You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin</i>
:D