wow i guess im starting 2 see how hard it is 2 be a music critic after all.  

RELIX??? this is your review??? after Grace gives u possibly the most personal &amp; informative interview of her career? and the band is about to xplode? great job maybe ill invite you over for dinner and u can just come take a shit on my pillow.  i think u put more effort into your last bong hit than that write up.

lucky for all parties involved, no one reads your magazine anyway.