Mr/Ms Har Har,

I'll respond to one thing you have to say. I think Taylor Swift is a pretty strong songwriter. She's certainly personable and her audience clearly connects to her honesty. I think the "haircut comparison" is simply a bit of good-natured ribbing, at least from me, your mileage may vary.

I'm not sure how Kenny Chesney comes into this argument but clearly he's everywhere so why the hell not right? 

Plus, does Vera Wang have a budget line? Do tell!