 12 signs humorous sayings multi  these 12 signs come in red or black only please refer to the sign saying sheet to see how the sign is displayed and how it would look please choose saying and color below sku 2508 made in usa choose the sign saying 401 if it wasn t for the last minute nothing would ever got done 402 never trust a skinny cook 403 i know i m in my own little world it s ok they know me here 404 spare me with the drama 405 be patient god isn t finished with me yet 406 i love you more today than i did yesterday because yesterday you really ticked me off 409 i understand i just don t care 410 play like a champion today 414 too many monkeys jumpin on the bed 415 build a bridge and get over it 416 relax don t worry about it 417 those of you who think you know it all are annoying those of us who do 418 i m not sure if life s trying to pass me by or run me over 419 wine is the proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy 420 beer is proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy 422 i love to cook with wine and sometimes i put in in the food 423 top 3 reasons to become a teacher june july august 424 chocolate coffee men some things are just better rich 425 don t cry because it s over smile because it happened 426 if no one sees you eat the cookie do the calories count 427 i will not let the scale steal my happiness 428 everyone brings joy to this house some when they arrive some when they leave 433 if your not selling chocolate get the heck off my porch 434 caution freindly dog on the loose 435 caution dog can t hold its licker 436 what happens in the garage stays in the garage 437 our family puts the fun in disfunctional 438 there would be a lot less spoiled kids in this world if we could spank grandma and grandpa 439 grandchildren are god s reward for not killing your kids 440 it ain t easy being queen 441 i have flying monkeys and i m not afraid to use them 442 put on your big girl panties and deal with it 443 don t make me send in the flying monkeys 444 browsers welcome buyers adored 445 i m the queen my panty hose say so 446 dear god it s me again 447 the most successful people are those who are good at plan b 449 well behaved women rarely make history 451 forget the dog beware of kids 452 i haven t been the same since the house fell on my sister 453 your husband called and said buy anything you want 455 laundry today or naked tomorrow 456 a good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying wow that was fun 457 i know god doesn t give us more than we can handle i just wish he didn t trust me so much 458 to the world you are only one person but to one person you may be the world 459 time may be a great healers but what a lousy beautician 460 time will change and we ll grow old but the fire in my heart will never grow old include in catalog  humor  choose the sign saying  401 if it wasn t for the last minute nothing would ever got done 402 never trust a skinny cook 403 i know i m in my own little world it s ok they know me here 404 spare me with the drama 405 be patient god isn t finished with me yet 406 i love you more today than i did yesterday because yesterday you really ticked me off 409 i understand i just don t care 410 play like a champion today 414 too many monkeys jumpin on the bed 415 build a bridge and get over it 416 relax don t worry about it 417 those of you who think you know it all are annoying those of us who do 418 i m not sure if life s trying to pass me by or run me over 419 wine is the proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy 420 beer is proof that god loves us and he wants us to be happy 422 i love to cook with wine and sometimes i put in in the food 423 top 3 reasons to become a teacher june july august 424 chocolate coffee men some things are just better rich 425 don t cry because it s over smile because it happened 426 if no one sees you eat the cookie do the calories count 427 i will not let the scale steal my happiness 428 everyone brings joy to this house some when they arrive some when they leave 433 if your not selling chocolate get the heck off my porch 434 caution freindly dog on the loose 435 caution dog can t hold its licker 436 what happens in the garage stays in the garage 437 our family puts the fun in disfunctional 438 there would be a lot less spoiled kids in this world if we could spank grandma and grandpa 439 grandchildren are god s reward for not killing your kids 440 it ain t easy being queen 441 i have flying monkeys and i m not afraid to use them 442 put on your big girl panties and deal with it 443 don t make me send in the flying monkeys 444 browsers welcome buyers adored 445 i m the queen my panty hose say so 446 dear god it s me again 447 the most successful people are those who are good at plan b 449 well behaved women rarely make history 451 forget the dog beware of kids 452 i haven t been the same since the house fell on my sister 453 your husband called and said buy anything you want 455 laundry today or naked tomorrow 456 a good friend will bail you out of jail but a true friend will be sitting next to you saying wow that was fun 457 i know god doesn t give us more than we can handle i just wish he didn t trust me so much 458 to the world you are only one person but to one person you may be the world 459 time may be a great healers but what a lousy beautician 460 time will change and we ll grow old but the fire in my heart will never grow old barnwood furniture these 12 signs come in red or black only please refer to the sign saying sheet to see how the sign is displayed and how it would look please choose saying and color below 