ALL MONTH! ALL MONTH! ALL MONTH!!! Coming to you LIVE from the night sky! JUPITER IN FULL!!!!!!!! It is the biggest baddest planet this side of Alpha Centauri and it is not taking shit from no one! I heard it is going to DDP freaking Uranus. That has been illegal for 10 years man! He will do it you watch.
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://sify.com/news/jupiter-uranus-to-shine-brightest-tuesday-news-national-kjuuadbaejj.html"><img class="aligncenter" title="bigballofgas" src="http://www.monasette.com/blog/gallery/barna/jupiter-barna-2.jpg" alt="" width="346" height="461" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: left;">So anyway, Jupiter will not orbit this close to Earth for another 22 years or something. So this is kind of a big deal. You can drag your butt outside and look up. It is not that hard. I know it is new TV night and all but there will be a commercial break. Get the google sky map to make things easier.</p>