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<p style="text-align: left;">I always wondered what these do. I just hit 1, 2 or whatever for that many minutes then pray to god it comes out good. God is not fond of prayers over food preparation let me just tell you that. He does not seem to have the time. Therefore mash lots of buttons or read this handy dandy guide over at [<a href="http://www.unplggd.com">unplggd</a>]</p>