Oh hey neighbor! Didn't see you there. I was too busy grooming your wife's rose bush with my sweet tool. It is stylish and streamlined for proper handling with my torque. Yep, this is a lambo. Lambo freaking hedge trimmer baby! Wooooo! I am better than you in every way mr. black and dumbass. Suck it hard beeeeeyotch! Watch me handle these curves and torque out on those weeds!

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