My signature dance move involves me gracefully galavanting across an empty stage.  Alone in thought, standing in disbelief..until the music plays, probably Shocking Blue's 'Venus', a song that was sadly destroyed by Bananarama.  As the crowd stares at a fat man in a tutu I realize, I am free, as glitter falls from the ceiling of the Tulsa PAC and I twirl like a baton until the final chord.