There&#39;s plenty of stuff to do here, you malcontent. You can try to figure out what people had for lunch by their fart smells. You can cut apples in half and watch them turn brown. You can watch the fizz go out of your 3.2 beer. You can go to a lip-synced concert. You can go to a nice, smoky casino. You can go to the Riverwalk until everything closes at 9pm. Or you can go to our fabulous downtown area and enjoy a nice baseball game at our awesome stadium. LOL. Yeah, meet you there. I&#39;ll be the one in the bleachers. You&#39;ll see me.<br />But wait, there&#39;s more.<br />You can...ummm, no that&#39;s Dallas. Wait, you can...no...that&#39;s St. Louis. Or, you could...no, darn it that&#39;s OKC. Dammit. Figure it out for yourself.