<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/twitpic/photos/large/37872938.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=0ZRYP5X5F6FSMBCCSE82&amp;Expires=1259165316&amp;Signature=Yxsd0PLbUGbFv67bWoPX8uvIT54%3D" /></div><br />I just don't get it, y'all. Fashion, that is. If I expect to go out into public and not cause traffic accidents with my self-inflicted ensembles, I need help when it comes to putting together an outfit. If its not <a href="http://www.dwellingspaces.net/site/dwelling_spaces/product/97">an I Heart Tulsa shirt</a>, jeans and tennis shoes, you can assume that I'm going to need some assistance.<br /><br />Please. I beg of you, Tulsa. Come to my house, bring a full-length mirror (what, did you think I actually owned one already? Ha!) and, for the love of all that is good and holy, help me. I need you. I need you badly.<br /><br />Especially troublesome for me and my puny sense of fashion is the holiday party outfit. To get a feel for what's acceptable this year I've been scouring the Web sites of my favorite stores. Thing is, I have a few questions, along with a concern or three.<div><br /></div><div><a href="http://ttownmoms.com/?page=blogs/view&amp;BLID=6735">Help me out over at my blog on Ttownmoms.com</a>.</div>  <div class="zemanta-pixie" style="margin-top:10px;height:15px"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://reblog.zemanta.com/zemified/0c4f5bad-2412-4215-a5ad-f6878bdf6e13/" title="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]"><img class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/reblog_e.png?x-id=0c4f5bad-2412-4215-a5ad-f6878bdf6e13" alt="Reblog this post [with Zemanta]" style="border:none;float:right" /></a><span class="zem-script more-related pretty-attribution"><script type="text/javascript" src="http://static.zemanta.com/readside/loader.js" defer="defer"></script></span></div>