Natasha.  I failed to read the outcome when I posted earlier.  I beg you to reconsider for a number of reasons:

1) Tulsa blog.  Tulsa monument.
2) Muscle vs blubber.
3) Tall.  Dark.  Handsome.  76', GOLDEN, DRILLER.  (Drillers = hot)
3) If you ever want to gain entry into another wedding cake competition (one of the biggest in the nation), Home and Garden Show, or Disney event, you'll rethink this.

Do the right thing.