<div style="text-align: left;">Guys? I need your help.<br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4192189079/" title="Ugly Sweater Party @ Joe Momma's by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Ugly Sweater Party @ Joe Momma's" height="500" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2657/4192189079_882f7e4e31.jpg" width="387" /></a><br /></div><br />So, <a href="http://www.joemommas.com/">Blake Ewing over at Joe Momma's</a> was nice enough to put the name of this blog on this poster. I'm supposed to help judge this ugly sweater contest, too.<br /><br />It's only fitting that I have a&nbsp;bodaciously ugly sweater to wear to help judge the ugly sweater contest. Thing is, and as any regular reader of this blog knows, I'm not a fan of The Shopping. The Shopping and I, we've never really gotten along. I'm like a dude when it comes to The Shopping - I usually have a good idea of what I'm looking for and I make a beeline between that item, the cash register and the exit.<br /><br />So, I need your help. Where should I go to find the ugliest sweater in Tulsa? How does one go about this kind of shopping quest? How do I protect my delicate sensibilities during this course of this horrific ordeal?<br /><br />Please advise. Pretty please. S'il vous plait.&nbsp;Porus favorus.&nbsp;Or something.<br /><br />By the way, I hope to see all of your lovely, sunshiny faces at this Ugly Sweater Party at Joe Momma's Saturday night, starting at 9pm. Prizes, deals on beer, yummy pizza and pretty good company will abound.