Dude. I actually already knew what a frenectomy was, and not just because  you and I are nerds, oh bird-of-a-feather. But because I too have had this surgery. I had it before I got my braces put on in junior high. I definitely don&#39;t remember such a strict list of what I couldn&#39;t or shouldn&#39;t consume. So yeah, I smoked and drank like usual. HA! kidding, duh. For real, I think they might just be messing with you on the foods list. Or, I&#39;ve slept since that day, and therefore, just might not remember. = )     Heal up girl!