Okay, Barbie.<br /><br />One of my mom&#39;s friends used to call me Goldilocks and I hated it -- I&#39;m not even sure why. I think I wanted to be one of the bears.<br /><br />But I remember climbing a pear tree in our front yard and finger-crocheting a chain until it reached the ground. The game was, my rescuer would climb the crocheted chain, a la Rapunzel. But then I&#39;d unravel it and start over, so my mom called me Penelope.<br /><br />So my fairy tale name is, um, Conflicted.