Folks, I don't normally do this. My favorite thing to do to a press release is tear it apart, mutilate it in every possible way, put my own spin on it and post it in an attempt to represent it as original journalism. <div><br /></div><div>Ha! Because that's how it's done in the real world, people, <a href="http://www.batesline.com/archives/2009/09/osu-journalism-prof-to-bartlett.html">for members of the "legitimate media" or otherwise</a>.</div><div><br /></div><div>I kid, I kid. Besides, you're not here to read about "journalism" or "local politics." You're here to find out what the heck I'm talking about in the post title. </div><div><br /></div><div>Behold:</div><div><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/3969309384/" title="Tulsa Zoo Run by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2619/3969309384_9a6851c81a_o.png" width="769" height="530" alt="Tulsa Zoo Run" /></a><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>This part of the release - known technically as "the part where PR people have to turn backflips in attempts to get the journalist to open the attached release" - is even better:</div><div><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/3969315016/" title="Tulsa Zoo Run by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3428/3969315016_0a7f419f41_o.png" width="945" height="211" alt="Tulsa Zoo Run" /></a><br /><br /></div><div>I was a fan of the Zoo before, but I am now more than ever. If you don't have time to catch the turtle race this morning, <a href="https://www.signmeup.com/site/reg/register.aspx?fid=H82V4K7">sign up for the Tulsa Zoo Run</a>. It's a good, wild time.</div>