From my spring break: 

OKARCHE. Took my five-year-old to Eischen's, which claims to be the oldest bar in Oklahoma. We split an entire fried chicken and a feed bucket of okra. We danced on a sawdust-covered floor, and I bought a tshirt from the bargain bin in the gift shop. They were in a box next to a shelf of hand-knitted scarves. 

DOWNTOWN OKC. Instant replay of the 2013 Miss Pole Dance Oklahoma competition over poached eggs and salami and something called curated coffee at Kitchen No. 324, OKC

HOLY CITY OF THE WICHITAS. Stepped in some buffalo poop at the feet of Jesus Christ, a statue that keeps an eye on the Holy City of the Wichitas in Lawton

NORMAN. Scored some bat earrings from the gift shop at the Sam Noble Museum in Norman

HWY 115 NEAR LAWTON. Watch the prairie wave with prairie dog tails

6. Saw a performance of prairie ballet, starring a troupe of __-foot windmills
7. Watched Casino Royale in the Skirvin Hotel
8. Went No. 1 in a walk-in Sonic, in medicine park
9. Shopped for kids guns in the gift shop at the Holy City of the Wichitas
10. Held a buffalo stomach at Sam Noble Museum
11. Drove under a ___-foot scissor tail on I-40