<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555689988/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="750" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4555689988_aa99943fa8_o.jpg" width="498" /></a></div><br />Lots of photographers, even beginning amateurs like me, go into convulsions when we drive by <a href="http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&amp;client=firefox-a&amp;hs=ZdV&amp;rlz=1R1RNFA_en___US365&amp;q=woodward+park+tulsa,+OK&amp;um=1&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;source=univ&amp;ei=JvnVS_HRHZnMNKfl0M8D&amp;sa=X&amp;oi=image_result_group&amp;ct=title&amp;resnum=5&amp;ved=0CDEQsAQwBA">Woodward Park, in Tulsa at 21st and Peoria</a>, and see dozens of photographers posing their subjects against backdrops of azalea bushes in full bloom, reflecting ponds and beds of tulips and roses.<br /><br /><a name='more'></a>The reason why is that everyone, and I mean everyone, wants to have their photos taken at Woodward Park. I mean, at this time of year when the flowers have yet to be fried into oblivion by the Oklahoma summer sun and those having their photo taken don't have to worry about the sweat rings under their arm pits showing up in the photos, it's positively idyllic.<br /><br />It's also positively in every single springtime photo album of any and every Tulsan, from dewy teenagers in prom wear to families of five all wearing the same white, button-down collared shirt. <br /><br />But the fact remains: You can't be a Tulsan and not have photos taken of yourself at Woodward Park. It's a given. It's a must. And it needs to happen if it hasn't already, just because.<br /><br />Being a fifth-generation Tulsan, I've had my share of photos taken at Woodward through the years. But today, as someone who likes to think she takes a decent, original photo from time to time, I'd like to share with you some shots buried deep in my humiliation files - from eight and nine years ago, my junior and senior proms.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555689988/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4038/4555689988_905ec813af.jpg" width="332" /></a></div><br />Yes, we went to Woodward for photos before not one, but both of the proms I attended. At the west Tulsa high school I attended, you weren't cool unless you showed up before dinner at Woodward Park for photos with the other kids in your class.<br /><br />I wasn't one of the cool kids, but I went to Woodward Park anyway.<br /><br />The photo above, that's The Azalea Shot (capital T, capital A, capital S). It comes in a number of varieties, as such:<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555704804/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="335" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3156/4555704804_fe48e13293.jpg" width="500" /></a></div><br />The Group Shot. <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555446650/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3246/4555446650_e395385668.jpg" width="328" /></a></div><br />The Prom Date Shot.<br /><br />As you've certainly noticed, I've used a variety of implements to ensure the protection of the identity of those with whom I attended prom. Because they might be mad if I didn't. Being seen with me, even if it's only on the Internet, can be kind of a drag, so I'm told.<br /><br />And now for more of our regularly scheduled programming. <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555467930/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="750" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3442/4555467930_73a51bb711_o.jpg" width="498" /></a></div><br />That there is a Bridge Shot. This bridge is famous, let me tell you. I can only imagine in how many bridal photos this thing serves as a prop. <br /><br />Heh. <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555074239/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="331" src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/4555074239_3d773fa727.jpg" width="500" /></a></div><br />In case anyone is miffed about the beards thing: <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555066623/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3236/4555066623_3525380f2c.jpg" width="333" /></a></div><br />I'll wear the one with the bird in it. No, it's okay - I insist. Even though we all know I am not a huge fan of birds, especially birds mere millimeters from my face, it's all good. I'll take one for the team this time, considering.<br /><br />Here are a few other types of Woodward shots: <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555668024/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3474/4555668024_dc6637a5e6.jpg" width="314" /></a></div><br />The Grotto. <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4554824553/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3031/4554824553_d14462851a.jpg" width="331" /></a></div><br />The Pond. <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555499228/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3202/4555499228_103521f2a0.jpg" width="331" /></a></div><br />The Prissy High School Malcontent and her Eager-to-Please, Uberly Sweet Date.<br /><br />Sigh.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555485868/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3542/4555485868_b73d27f5d7.jpg" width="325" /></a></div><br />The Peek-a-Boo. <br /><br />Hold on a sec. I think the back of my neck just imploded into my sinus cavity. SHIVER.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4554797077/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3479/4554797077_0eccda4791.jpg" width="330" /></a></div><br />The Look Out.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4554813015/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="750" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3128/4554813015_8071b55eb4_o.jpg" width="498" /></a></div><br />The Look at How Tiny My Waist Used to Be Oh Dear Lord Where Are My Running Sneakers pose.<br /><br />Ugh. Even my neck was skinnier back then. Nine years ago. The night of junior prom.<br /><br /><i>Nine years ago</i>. The days before I even knew what the heck Spanx were for.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/tashadoestulsa/4555059229/" title="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park by Tasha Does Tulsa, on Flickr"><img alt="Cliche Prom Pics at Woodward Park" height="500" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3425/4555059229_e03e82a64e.jpg" width="331" /></a></div><br />You know you've got 'em - at least, the people you went to high school with have already posted them on Facebook, tagging the heck out of them with the names of the innocent, including yours. Why not display them proudly, even if you have to use a black box here and there? <br /><br />Plus, I have a prize for my favorite. <br /><br />If you've got 'em, and if you want a totally awesome prize, post your links to those cliche Woodward Park shots in the comments. <br /><br />As they say in the old country, "Come on, baby - show us your pics!"