I was actually googling the calorie content of pepperollies and stumbled onto your post.  I love me some Mazzio's- especially pepperollies and your writing style is highly entertaining.  I'm laughing about the apple skins and that the kid is pretty regular.  I'm from Bartlesville and when I have out of town friends over I'm like, well, we have Mazzio's and you don't.  Anyway, enjoyed your post!