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Sometimes, when you're all alone and no one is looking, it feels pretty bad to try out a few of those moves you've seen on So You Think You Can Dance in the middle of your living room floor. And by bad, I mean like the Michael Jackson song Bad, i.e., really stinkin' good.

And other times, especially when there are young children at home 24/7, it's nice to have an evening of sexual tension to, you know, keep things interesting.

Know what? Whether you're available Friday or Saturday night, you can see new moves to add to your home break dance routine and/or one of the greatest, darkest, most alluring American novels ever written translated to the stage, both at the Tulsa Performing Arts Center this weekend.

While I'm going to go ahead and advise you to book a babysitter, I'll leave it to you to decide how you want to be thrilled. Get your options <a href="http://www.tulsakids.com/?q=babysitter-worthy-weekend-tpac">on my blog at TulsaKids.com</a>.

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