Today, I went to the beach with my kids. I found a sea shell 
and gave itt too my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." 
She placed the shell to her earr and screamed.
There was a hermit crwb inside and it pimched her ear.
She nevger wants to go back! LoL I know this iis completely off 
topic but I haad to tell someone!