I'll admit to watching Saved by the Bell.  Briefly.  But not the New Class or the College Years or any of the really odd TV movies where I think Zach married Kelly.  Or maybe he married Jesse.  Or did A.C marry Jesse?

Goodness, I remember just a little too much about a show which included a nerd named Screech and his crush Lisa Turtle.  (There must not be enough going on in my life for me to remember this information so well.)

Well, it seems like Dustin Diamond who played Screech... (yes folks, he is still around after that 98 Degrees video cameo.) is going to lose his house in Wisconsin (huh?!) if he doesn't sell 30,000 shirts (no, not 300 shirts.. 30,000) in a month.  

Selling 1,000 shirts a day seems a little impossible for someone who hasn't done a television show (non reality show related) in at least 10 years..  Now if Angelina Jolie or George Clooney decided to sell a shirt online for charity, I don't think they would have a problem selling 30,000 shirts in a month.

Sorry Dustin. It's probably time to call your family and tell them you will soon be moving back in.  After all... if they did take all but 25% of your $2 million series earnings, it's probably not that bad of a couch you will be crashing on.