Most of the “funnyâ€ grocery shopping stories I have are only giggle-worthy in hindsight. One time my kid thought it would be hilarious to ask, “Dada?â€ to every male in sight- maybe she thought making it look like she didn’t know who her father was would result in some gummi worms thrown her way.

This was particularly bad because I look a lot younger than I am. People probably though the poor girl was trying to find a father figure after her mom had a Lifetime Original Movie moment.