<p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Everyone should go see a midnight showing of a movie at least once in their life.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The first time should probably not be a flick for teens.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Like Twilight New Moon.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Which was my first time ever seeing a first showing of a movie.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">No not Lord of the Rings or Star Wars or even The Matrix…. Twilight New Moon.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Yes, folks… I realize that's got all kinds of hilarious stamped on it.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">A movie shown to three packed theaters of teens.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">And if you are in a theater full of teens they will most likely scream every time Edward walks on screen or Jacob is shirtless.. which is pretty much always.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">So your version of the movie you paid $12.50 a ticket before snacks will probably go something like this:
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">"Bella, you are my WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Huh? What'd he say?
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">"I promise I will never TEAMMMMM EDWAAAAAAARD"
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">He's never going to what? 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">"Jacob he's not like KISSSSSSSSSS HIIIIIIIIIIM!!!!!"
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">And there you have it folks. 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">My review of Twilight New Moon.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The movie I showed up to an hour early for half decent seats and then ended up eating half the concession stand as I waited for <span style="text-decoration:line-through">the movie</span> fifteen minutes of coming attractions and then the movie to start.  
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Stand proud on Team Jacob. Support Team Edward.  I'm going to bed. Because I'm old. And that was ever so present tonight at the theater.  Where I watched a movie that was totally fine but realized midnight screenings aren't for the weak.
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