<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I know you've been wondering where I've been.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Thanks for the emails and texts asking. I mean the ones not from those weird men sitting in prison watching me on early morning TV. I know, I know, who else did I expect to write me? Shouldn't really be a shock to me.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Anyway, you care, you really really care. Even the people who ask me to review products I wouldn't even suggest to the weird neighbor downstairs.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I haven't taken a break from blogging regularly.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Really I haven't.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">One thing I have been doing is spending too much time sitting around and eat pretzels.  And nonvodka cranberry by the carafe.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Oh but I do have a few things going on behind the scenes. 
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Which is just a nice way of saying Dude I don't want to talk about it. Because if I wanted to talk about it, I'd be writing about it now.  But they've been keeping me really busy.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">But I'm cool. I'm eating for twenty. I'm working.  I've been blogging too. Just not making them live.  It's a fun idea to talk about my day until I go to press 'publish' and then it doesn't seem interesting anymore.  Maybe in a few weeks there will be 200 posts up because I'll finally just press 'publish' on all of them.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Anyway, here's some important stuff, my kids are healthy. And happy when I let them log on to Twitter.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The universe is just playing mean jokes on me. Every single day.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">When the universe stops kicking me in the groin, pulling my hair and calling me names, I'll be back.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Wait, first I have to finish my comedy routine for Comic Strip Live.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Everything seems to be taking priority over this blog.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Uh oh, Twitter really is killing blogs.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">As long as it doesn't kill the funny. ;) </span>