<p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">If you ever wondered out loud what's coming on television because you are too lazy to get the remote to see what you've set to tape on your DVR (and what TiVo has decided to tape for you) – make sure your children aren't in earshot.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Because if they are it will go something like this –
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">N: Mama, Wizards of Waverly Place comes on on the weekends.  
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">L: I Spy comes on Saturdays.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">N: New Hannah Montana comes on on Sunday nights at Eight. Past my bedtime.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">L: Mama, can I watch Chicken Little?
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">N: No, no that's on later.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">L: Can I watch Noggin… pleeeeeease (complete with pouty face that always wins me over.)
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">N: I don't want to watch Noggin!
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">N: Mama, when are you going to be on Noggin.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">L: I want Sportacus.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">N: It's called LazyTown.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">L: Mama, can I watch LazyTown, plllllllllllease.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Mama:  Blue's Clues it is.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You would think the TV was on 24/7 on the TV Guide channel in my house the way they knew when their shows (or shows they know exist) come on. 
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