Mama, are you having another baby?

No honey … I had the baby two days ago [<em>pointing to the baby</em>] See, Harrison is right there.

Mama, what’s that?  [<em>pointing to my stomach</em>]

My stomach honey.

What’s in there?

Nothing, my tummy hasn’t gone back in yet.

Your tummy and your belly button?

Yeah, I have to exercise so they both go back in.

OK, let’s start.   [<em>lies on the floor and starts to do stomach crunches</em>]

No! No! Honey, get up.  I just got home from the hospital an hour ago.  Mommy can’t start today.

[<em>gets up</em>] OK … tomorrow?

Um… yeah, I’ll start tomorrow. [<em>fingers crossed</em>]