<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">If one more person tells me I should have done <a href="http://www.bravotv.com/Real_Housewives_NYC/season/1/about/index.php">this show</a>, I’ll vomit.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Yea, I know this is now a blog post with a side order of the dramatic.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">But seriously, what is it about me that makes people think I should be on that kind of reality show.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">When it isn’t even close to being real. </span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Is it because I live in the same town it was taped?</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Because so were about 40 other reality shows.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">There are the reality shows of the<a href="http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/flavor_of_love/series.jhtml"> ridiculous</a>, embarrassing sort and then there are decent reality shows.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">And for the offers to be on the ridiculous and embarrassing kind, I say no thanks.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">I have enough on my plate.<o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">I don’t have time to concoct a character for the masses <s>to hate.</s> <s>to envy.</s> to pity.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Three of my friends have reality shows in the works. </span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">(One is going to be a train wreck.)</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Each have told me that next time I’m in town they want to set up a story line with me.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Which character would I play?</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Opportunistic momager looking to make money off her pAArting daughter? Taken.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Mom of two girls crying poor although her ex pays hundreds of thousands in alimony and child support? Taken.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">P</span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">urple tutu wearing mom who bites the head off of journalists who say things she doesn’t like.<span>  </span>Taken.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Dessert fanatic who plays in the park with her kids, works an insane amount of hours but loves her job?<span>   </span></span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><span></span><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Sadly not real enough for reality tv. </span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">Oh well.</span>

<span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><o></o></span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'">I’ll just stick to being <span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: 'Georgia','serif'"><a href="http://www.savvymommy.com/blog/100-things-about-me/">me</a>.</span><o></o></span>