I don’t have the comments section open for any of my blog posts.  Mostly because I was getting tired of having Cialis ads and offers for celebrity videos I’d rather never see show up in what is pretty much a PG-13 mommy blog. OK, maybe it gets an R rating on some rare days.

It’s my fault for not giving everyone with very strong opinions of my television and radio appearances in addition to my not so frequent mommy blog posts an outlet to where they can express their feelings which are more like complaints.  So now I’m subjected to receiving all of those feelings in my email inbox.  Here are a few:

<em>Why don’t you talk about me on your blog? </em>(Because you’d want me to edit out half of our conversations so _____ doesn’t know what you are saying.. its better left unmentioned entirely.)

<em>Why’d you tell the world Lukie eats twigs?</em>  (It was a joke Mom! And why are you reading my blog. Aren’t you busy enough during the day? If not, Natalie can come over and keep you on your toes today.)

<em>What would possess you to wear that ugly slime green shirt on tv?</em>  (It was a Halloween segment. Get over it. I wasn’t talking about macroeconomics or interviewing the president.)

<em>Why don’t you post to your blog everyday?</em> (Because you would be subjected to hearing about me rolling out of bed, eating Basic 4, drinking water with True Lemon, tossing clothing on my bed to find … I think you get the idea. Not much happens of interest everyday.)

<em>That product you showed today is sold out on their website! I wanted one!</em> (Yeah, sorry about that. That sometimes happens with products I show. Some websites do not have a huge inventory of the products I feature in my television segments and have a waiting period because of the amount of viewers who rush to buy the products.  Next time, remember, the early bird gets the worm so chop chop!!)

<em>Next time wear a shirt that doesn’t show your breasts.</em> (Um.. whoa there. Definitely confusing me with someone else.  Glad to see you had a huge amount of time to email me advice about my wardrobe choices but I can assure you no one would have let me on air if what I was wearing was about to make the segment end up on You Tube.  I’m a mom. I have responsibilities and morals.  Not planning on embarrassing myself or my children.  And if something happened accidentally, I would have been known.)

<em>Why don’t you wear your hair differently? Is it because it’s a weave?</em> (My hair isn’t a weave. I’ve worn it with a part in the middle since high school. I’m boring.  It grows.  I occasionally cut it.  Sometimes the hair stylist yells at me and tells me I have split ends and then makes me trim it.)