<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Your Name:         Jenny Lawson, Bloggess</span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Location:              Houston(ish) Texas</span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Blog Name:          The Bloggess, Good Mom/Bad Mom</span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Blog URL:             <a href="http://www.thebloggess.com">www.thebloggess.com</a></span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Twitter name:    @thebloggess</span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">1. Believing in <span style="color: #000080;">yourself </span>is <span style="color: #000080;">a recipe for destruction.</span></span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">2. Every time I see <span style="color: #000080;">a bell ring</span>, I <span style="color: #000080;">think an angel got his wings. Then I think that some other angel lost his because someone masturbated.</span></span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">3. On my DVR you will find <span style="color: #000080;">my cat. Because it's warm.</span></span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">4. Having <span style="color: #000080;">a cold sore</span><strong> </strong>means <span style="color: #000080;">always having to defend your promiscuity.</span></span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">5. After <span style="color: #000080;">the end of the world, no one will care if your files are in order so you should spend that time watching TV instead.</span></span>