Everyone who asked over the past 2 years why I wasn’t on MySpace heard the same reason… because I’m not 14 or a guy pretending to be 14 in order to meet impressionable high school girls. 

And then I’d hear -

<em>It’s not like that. It’s for bands</em>…

I’m not a band..

<em>No you can connect with your favorite bands. </em>

Um, I had a chance to connect (wink, wink) with my favorite guitarist and I didn’t.
You really think I have time to connect in the land of cyberspace. 

<em>It’s about global networking and you can promote yourself.</em>

Oh you mean like LinkedIn. Yeah, I didn’t join that one either.

<em>You can get jobs from this.</em>

Doubt it. I’ll be keeping my clothes on.

<em>People will hire you.</em>

Doubtful. Tila Tequila and I have nothing in common.

<em>How do you know about Tequila?</em>

My friend Tracy told me about her when she joined MySpace.

<em>Please, join.</em>

OK, fine - stop annoying me.  Hell has officially frozen over.
Go forth to my <a href="http://www.myspace.com/victoriapericon">MySpace page</a>.  Just don’t expect anything exciting to happen on it.

<em>Make me one of your Top Friends.</em>

Oh please. It’s Tom and then whomever ends up on there.  I told you not to expect a full fledged MySpace user.  lol

<em>I have 4,400 Friends.</em>

Wow, I don't know that many people. I'll probably have 20 Friends on MySpace.

<em>I don't know all of them. I just added them. You can add anyone you want. Hilary has a page. Obama has a page. Even Bush has a MySpace page but no one wants to add him. </em>*Laughs*

But they really aren't managing their MySpace page themselves so what's the fun in that?!