<a href="http://www.citizenofthemonth.com"><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Neil</span></a><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"> was looking at some pictures on my blog last night.</span>

"I like pictures. I'm nosy" he told me.

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><em>Yea, you're not the only one.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The other day I was told a few thousand Google searches were made for "Victoria Pericon Husband"
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">People must think I locked the kids father in the basement like that mother did on <em>Desperate Housewives</em>. (What a crazy story line right?!)</span>

Their dad is in fact alive, happily doing his own thing and could care less about my blog.

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">He's never asked me to not write about him (or to write about him) on my blog. 
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">But he did ask me yesterday to not say anything about his mother on here unless it's fantastic because his family reads my blog (Hello to the Weinsteins! And the Smiths! And to whomever else related to him reading this instead of CNN.com)
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I really am the only one deciding who, what and when shows up here.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">So for all of you searching Victoria Pericon Husband in Google and want to see a photo, I'll happily oblige with photos of the kids' papa. And if you get ask nicely and offer me something pretty, maybe one day, I'll post photos of my first husband who I know reads my blog and is terrified of his current wife finding out he still calls me. lol Don't worry people, I'm not mean. I just find it hilarious considering. Well maybe one day, I'll share that story. Because darling if that isn't a $14.95 beach blanket paperback waiting to happen, I don't know what is.</span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Some photos for inquiring minds ... </span>

<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The requisite wedding picture</span><img src="http://www.veepveep.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/010509-1431-curiouscase1.jpg" alt="" /><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">That's him on a boat in Hilton Head</span><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">At Luke's third birthday party
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Walking into Sesame Place
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Socializing at Natalie's 4<sup>th</sup> birthday
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">On Harrison's First Birthday
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">About to go into Natalie's Preschool Graduation brunch
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Trying to get Harrison to eat blueberry at Grandma Jenny's house
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">At a friend's party at a park in Brooklyn
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Visiting the Baby Beluga whales at the Mystic Aquarium
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">See Google search people. Their dad exists. And I never use Photoshop so it's really him.  Because if I was going to use Photoshop, I'd borrow a page from <a href="http://www.veepveep.com/drive-thru-interviews/kristen-chase-motherhood-uncensored-drive-thru-interview/">Kristen</a> and mix a little Michael Vartan with a little Wentworth Miller and just a splash (ok, two splashes) of Benicio del Toro.  Oh and my kids really appreciate your concern but request next time instead of doing a Google search you send stickers oh and um cookies. Preferably hand iced ones in cutesy shapes. <a href="http://www.adozeneggs.com/T_ANIMALS.HTM">These</a> will do.
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<p style="background: white"><span style="font-family:Georgia"><span style="font-size:10pt">—-</span>
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><strong>Car Song</strong> – <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4yp0_MoAlI">Case of the Ex</a> - Mya "There's no need to reminisce about the past"
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</p><p style="background: white"><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><strong>Next stop – </strong>Deciding my work travel schedule for the next three months. <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">Fun!</span>
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</p><p style="background: white"><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><strong>Drive Thru</strong> Interviews with Heather B of <a href="http://www.veepveep.com/drive-thru-interviews/heather-b-no-pasa-nada-drive-thru-interview/">No Pasa Nada</a>, Neil Kramer of <a href="http://www.veepveep.com/drive-thru-interviews/neil-kramer-citizen-of-the-month-drive-thru-interview/">Citizen of the Month</a> and Aly Walansky of <a href="http://www.veepveep.com/drive-thru-interviews/aly-walansky-ebeautydailycom-drive-thru-interview/">eBeautyDaily.com</a></span></p>