<p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Oh remember the time when I went into the top secret laboratory of a major company and took photos and made a silly video?
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Me neither. 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">There's no proof.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Because it's lost somewhere in an airport not anywhere near my home along with photos of my son's second birthday.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">That's right my friends, on a dirty airport floor lies my left behind digital camera memory card full of precious photos and exclusive video.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">But thankfully not a sex tape.  (Which will please <a href="https://twitter.com/johnlegend/status/1769298659">@johnlegend</a> )
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">8GB on the floor somewhere instead of inside either my carryon bag or one personal item.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><em>Who has it? Are they going through it right now? Will they comment on my poor fashion choices?
</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I'm only now making light of this situation because I've already chocked this day up to being a crappy.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Beyond all the regular Monday bits of crappiness. 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Like finding out a show you like is airing the season finale tonight.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Or reaching for the last almonds, apricots in yogurt <a href="http://kindsnacks.com/buy-products/kind-fruit-nut/kind-almonds-and-apricots-in-yogurt.html?SID=8+ulqmgA7NaInlbo3LfgrYVOZQcENZ9KureB7e537Vo=">KIND Bar</a> only to find someone else had eaten it.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Thankfully tomorrow's another day. 
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				</span></span></span></p><p style="background: white"><span style="color:#444444; font-family:Georgia"><span style="font-size:10pt"><strong>Next stop – </strong>I've called Petco and asked them to put 39 cats on hold. Finally realized I can't have it all. Ready to face my future.</span><span style="font-size:9pt">
			</span></span></p><p style="background: white"><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><span style="color:#444444"><strong>Car Song</strong> – <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UX0p7uAW2s" target="_blank"/></span><span style="color:#17418f; text-decoration:underline">That's Not My Name</span><span style="color:#444444"> by The Ting Tings  "They call me 'quiet'. But I'm a riot."</span></span></p>