<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">If you tag me in a meme and it has something to do with a list, I have to do it. My life is full of lists. Personal ones. Professional ones.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Nothing beats the feeling I have when I can cross something off one of the lists.
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<span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">And when it's a list about myself instead of a list of tasks, I remember things about myself.</span>
<p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><img class="thumbnail aligncenter" src="http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/images/e9/80/438515/original_image.gif?1232941258" alt="VICTORIA" width="191" height="282" /></span>
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I have an unusually large number of friends named Jessica and I have a hard time telling a story when two or more are involved.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I haven't been in a gym this century. The last time I stepped into a gym, it was 1999.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">When the phone rings, I always participate if the caller is taking a poll.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">At my Kindergarten graduation, I was told to say a different profession than the one I wanted to say.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">It took me 25 days into the New Year to figure out a New Year's Resolution I am comfortable with.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Dave Navarro has a tattoo I wanted to get years ago but I never got it… or any tattoo for that matter. That may change in the future.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Queso enchiladas with salsa verde and rice and beans are my favorite comfort food.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I've been on Sesame Street. Twice.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">An actor hit on me and a friend during very different times in his career. We both think he is sleazy.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I didn't think Barack Obama would be elected the 44<sup>th</sup> President of the United States. I'm happy to have been wrong.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I was once told "You have the palate of Mario fucking Batali". Thanks. Just don't expect me to wear orange clogs.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">My clothes from before I was pregnant with my third child still do not fit me. But I refuse to think I can't get back to that size. Even after almost 2 years.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I haven't seen any of the Harry Potter movies or read any books in the Harry Potter series.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">It upsets me when I see movies and the teens aren't wearing seatbelts while driving or in the front seat.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I cook with olive oil but when I go to a restaurant I never order meals that include olives.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I've never colored my hair and now that the grey hair is coming in, I don't want to start. But then I see a nice color and rethink my decision.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I love citrus scents whether it is used in food, lotion, dessert, candles .. doesn't matter.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The fact I have gotten "strike" after "strike" in Wii Bowling gives me false hope I will be amazing at bowling the next time I go to Lucky Strike.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I have very eclectic taste in music. Sometimes I listen to Amy Winehouse, other times its Carl Orff or Daddy Yankee or Lenny Kravitz or Save Ferris.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I laughed so much at an R.E.M concert I … well you fill in the blank.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I've never bought anything off eBay but I love shopping online.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I can honestly say I'm not sure if I will have another child.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">If the iPhone gets an app for loading the dishwasher, I'll pay for it. Until then, only free apps for me.
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	<li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">When I was little, my mother and I used to sit on a La-Z-Boy together and watch scary movies. Now, I hate scary movies.
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<div><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Sometimes when I am excited to talk with someone I haven't talked with in a while, I say the wrong words. The other day I told my friend I just got in from getting my nose done. I meant my toes.</span></div></li>
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