<ol><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The names Kennedy, Duff and Adam Curry are in your memory.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You ask "Kim who? Tim who? Jim who?" throughout the VMA Opening Act.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Thoughts of Britney having a comeback are your main concern.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Demi Moore walked on stage. And you knew it was Demi Moore who walked on stage.
</span></li><li><div><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You start mocking the commercials – Look MTV is doing "COPS" 20 years later!
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 </p></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The highlight of your night is hoping Lil Wayne trips down the stairs while he acts a fool.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Even Obama shout outs and Sarah Pallin jabs are getting on your nerves.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">LL Cool J talking about lingerie is a high point of the long winded show.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Slash shows up and you ask "Where's Axl? Are they getting back together yet?"
</span></li><li><div><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Hearing Miley Cyrus would be singing a Bon Jovi classic garnered a grown.
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 </p></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You keep asking who Russell Brand is because you didn't see Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You remember Sweet Home Alabama being performed live years ago and it wasn't with Kid Rock or Lil Wayne.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Back in the day when Eddie Murphy hosted, his schtick didn't make you wanna fall asleep.
</span></li><li><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">The much hyped Kanye West show close out was worth waiting around for like waiting for old stale nachos.
</span></li></ol><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You promptly changed the channel the minute the Entourage season premiere starts.</span></p>