This made me laugh out loud! 

I was the beauty and fashion blogger at Bravo TV for two years. I have an entire folder of ridiculous requests and submissions (can't bear to trash them). I wrote about lip gloss and handbags, yet received pitches for baby items, stationery, music, etc. The best part is, in almost every case, they "tried" to tie it in by saying things like "a bib similar to the one Angelina bought for Shiloh." 

Often, I'd receive angry emails from people because I didn't respond to their pitch. Crazy! 

Your top twelve list should be made viral simply as a PSA.