<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">I know it has been a while since I posted my "Oh woe is me, Natalie's gone away what will I do" post.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">I've been pretty busy. Here are the highlights.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">I've spent the last two weeks –
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Deciding what to call my documentary.. drum roll please…. <em>The Gospel According to Jessica
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Talking on the phone with Natalie's sleigh bed manufacturer. <em>Please deliver her bed before she goes off to college.</em>
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Taking Harrison to his eight month appointment … 18.1lbs baby!
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Starting a bunch of product review guides – Harrison is in the middle of an organic baby food product review. Too fun!
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Missing a NY1 segment because of delays in Chicago. Bad O'Hare. Bad. Bad.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Feeding 46 year old birthday girls baby food.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Waiting on line at Shake Shack in cold weather. Colder weather. The coldest weather ever.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Preparing for snowstorms that don't show up.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Dropping Natalie off at Tada!
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Eating dinner in Long Island with the kids' Grandma Jenny
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Picking out a dress coat at Lord & Taylor for Miss Nat with her Grandma Jenny.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Squeezing into a pair of pants I should fit into by now but blame my holiday food induced coma.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Hearing my eyesight has gotten better.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Getting compliments on my temporary glasses.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Forgetting to order my contacts.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Piling up laundry.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Donating items to the Goodwill.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial"><strike>Renting</strike> Sharing cars.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Blogging everywhere else but here.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Witnessing a woman who reminded me of my grandmother have a health problem in the studio.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Jumping on the kid's bathroom step stool because I thought my brand new, clean apartment had a mouse. (The noise was coming from Madison, the Chinatown turtle.)
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Tiling my bathroom floor. OK, maybe I've just bought the tile, put it on the floor, picked up and put it back in the box. But it will be tiled soon!
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Being cheated on by Jessica who went to Isabella's with Valerie after I cheated on her and went there with Laine last month. (Two wrongs don't make a right people!)
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Freaking out that the audience giveaways were hiding somewhere in NBC
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Getting the best manicure/pedicure but the most frightful eyebrow wax.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Being offered spokesperson positions
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Having Crain's New York Business take my little idea and put it in print.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Dealing with computer problems causing me to miss lunch with Leslie. (Hey Al, when you created the Internet, could you have made more reliable email too!)
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Watching pointless horror movies like The Hitcher and ____________.  (I won't admit the other one.)
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Listening to my iPod.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial" />

<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Talking with strangers at airports.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Booking segments into spring.

</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Charging my cell phone one day. Not charging my cell phone.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Eating bad sushi with Donna and then better pizza.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Receiving phone calls from Time Warner Cable at 10 30 at night asking if the technician could come by then to fix my DVR
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Writing health articles for American Baby magazine.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Registering for two tradeshows I was planning on missing but now have been guilted into attending.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Hurting my toe. Still hurts. Ouch.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Wishing I didn't eat at CPK with Jessica the cheat.</span>

<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Writing product reviews.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Shopping at Banana Republic for segment clothing. Nothing. On Sale. Nothing. Regular priced.
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Relying on solely what's in my closet for my television appearances. (Oh no!)
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<span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Arial">Checking out so many reality show debuts (or season debuts) that my brain has turned into mush.</span>