<p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">See the problem with Twitter is that sometimes at a real quick first glance it looks like you sent a tweet when it was just someone replying to you. 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Either way, this morning I received quite a few emails.  From people taking very quick first glances.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Some of them agreeing with the tweet I did not write.  Some just asking questions … But still… 
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		</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">To make things even funnier, I saw another tweet from someone else. It's not like he can't see these tweets!
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		</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I think I should help the friend who did in fact send that very public tweet. It being the holidays and all.
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">And what better way to do that than by providing her with mistletoe etiquette.  
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">You know, in case he comes out of her fortune cookie before the year is over. 
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">(Notice I'm not saying his name at all and I keep repeating I didn't write that tweet … hahaha I'm ridiculous.)
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Anyway, according to kissing expert Andrea Demirjian, mistletoe is the ultimate 007 "license to kiss", so listen up my friend, she says –
</span></p><p><span style="color:#a00e3d; font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt"><em>Make sure your "randy radar" is on to figure if it should be gingerbread sweet, or a wee bit saucier. Who knows, he might snog you right back!
</em></span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">Good tip for when you're going to see that hunky mall Santa or well, whomever else. ;)
</span></p><p><span style="font-family:Georgia; font-size:10pt">I'm going to buy a couple copies of Andrea's book, <a href="http://www.kissingbook.com">Kissing</a>, to give to friends this year. Not to worry ladies, they'll be in the mail shortly.</span></p>