Oh goodness Neil, you know I never thought anyone would think "Mary" was really me.  She's not. I promise you. 

I am however, a very big fan of "Delete. Delete. Delete". And my friends actually do listen to me when I tell them to do it. I just said it the other day to a friend and she did it. And now she's dating someone who asked her to go steady.  LOL :P


As for "How do we know he isn’t really into her?" Trust me. No guy treats a girl he actually likes the way Jim treats Mary. Even sadder than the fact I know this, is the fact Mary reads my blog and is probably going to kill me for writing about her publicly.