just wanted to give an update for the last week of the season.  for the playoffs, 2 division winners get 2 higher seeds & next two best records get 2 lower seeds.  if there's a tie between 2 playoff teams, we'll use tiebreakers (head-to-head, division record, points scored, etc).  if the tiebreaker puts one team in the playoffs & one team out of the playoffs, those 2 (or 3) teams will play in a prelim round & the other teams that made the playoffs will get a bye week.  here's everyone's scenario: 

Jerk Store - clinched #1 seed

kurt sucks - clinched playoff berth, can clinch #2 seed with a win

The David Ortiz's - can clinch #2 seed with a win & a loss by kurt sucks; can clinch a playoff berth with a win or a loss by Aisle Wait

Zydrunassteppedonanailon - can clinch #2 seed with a win & a loss by kurt sucks; can clinch a playoff berth with a win; can clinch a prelim berth with a loss & a loss by Aisle Wait

Aisle Wait - can clinch a playoff berth with a win; can clinch a prelim berth with a loss & a loss by Zydrunassteppedonanailon.

Eliminated from the playoffs: Tasty Kakes, Latvian Legends, Ol' US of A, yagottadanorespect, Francis Blows.