Jack Lee--A saboteur.
If Jack Lee were to:
write letters of regret to each team owner;
eat 300 hotdogs of repentance;
produce and direct a documentary exposing his years of shame (and eating disorder);
master latin in order to explain the origins of the phrase "mea culpa;"
whip himself mercilessly;
and talk incessently about the depravity that lies just beneath the surface of a man's soul and the anguish that can can make a person offer to trade Shaq for Brian Grant;

the league would still vote unanamously against him (even though the documentary was pretty good)

