I was reading this and waiting to see a picture of a Squirrel or something, then I realized, the text IS the post! LOL. DUHH!!

When I was about 15 I had a plan to put up wanted signs around the neighborhood of a picture of a real Squirrel holding acorns and looking at the camera.
"WANTED! 'Nuts' McFarland! Considered armed and extremely dangerous. Will bite on sight. Proceed with caution."

Because I was a goody two shoes, I never did do it. There's still time! ;D