Today, I went to the beach with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to 
my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put 
the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab 
inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back!

LoL I know this is entirely off topic but I had to tell someone!