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This is dedicated to hip hop fans, who dont 
live in the hood
Those who like me turn on the radio thinkin
Wtf is this bullshit?

King K
Bobby Creek
Politician politican on the beat
Lets Go

Verse 1:

Turn on the radio
look its lil wayne
But that isnt lil wayne
All you rappers sound the same

Turn on the radio
Look its tpain
NOPE Just another wanker tryin to autotune the 

game

Jay Z makin my ears grow mold
Shady on too much valium to tell him that he 

old
 
C-O ricky reps everything hes not
I really think he owes the real Freeway a 

yacht
 
Braggin bout everything illegal
bad news bears homie
white folk dont believe you

Even if you sold drugs
Got shot a couple times
Doesnt give you the
Authority to write rhymes

Grind hard
Repeat a million times
Even a pedo bears on youtube
can get signed

Susan Boyles fugly ass can do it
If you keep it real with me 
Then u know we congruent

CHORUS:

All the guns and the goons and the gats
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

Exxagerate with no discretion in your raps
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

They think we're stupid, we sick of all that 

crap
Wheres the fun in all that
Whats the point of all that

If you keep it 100 I know you got my back
No one real would talk about dirt on wax


Verse 2 (Bobby Creekwater)

I don’t want no trouble
I just need another duffle
I just need a couple days to count up my money

But I’m probably gonna be outty
In some sort of black Audi
Got a zipper light green
So it’s probably gonna be cloudy

And I’m probably gonna be happy
Even though rappers are mad
I have never caught a bullet and for that I’m 

truly glad

When in doubt
Tell the truth 
Give them you
Fail proof
Get that MC Hammer money fucking get their 

nails too

Go connect with your audience don’t forget to 

take a chance
Make them girls get on the floor and tell them 

don’t forget to dance
Get all on the mic and hit the street with no 

regret 

Your accumulating money and there's still some 

more to get and 
Your families eating so that’s what they got 

to respect 
And them niggas is hating and that’s what you 

got to neglect

When push comes to shove you got to remain 

defiant
This is simple mathematics history and the 

science and I'm gone


CHORUS:

All the guns and the goons and the gats
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

Exxagerate with no discretion in your raps
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

They think we're stupid, we sick of all that 

crap
Wheres the fun in all that
Whats the point of all that

If you keep it 100 I know you got my back
No one real would talk about dirt on wax


Verse 3:

Turn on the radio
look its p diddy
his track record for keeping artists is pretty 

shitty

Soulja boy witty
For a down syndrome baby
Short  bus drops him 
off in every city lately

Kesha sounds like every drunk ho at the bar 

except she  is a star 
One eyein me from afar

50 has a way of gettin under your skin when he 

sends a plane for your kin 

People rappin off Iphones
If I dont know it I dont do it
Learn it before the interview 

Stupid, okcupid im in love with a stripper
but i didnt tip her
So I isnt with her

I know what your thinkin

Who the fuck am I
Im a needle in your eye 
Im the truth above the sky
Im a super kinda guy

Rap is sci fi
Nobody dies
Im a catalyst, So ask why 
why why why


CHORUS:

All the guns and the goons and the gats
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

Exxagerate with no discretion in your raps
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

They think we're stupid, we sick of all that 

crap
Wheres the fun in all that
Whats the point of all that

If you keep it 100 I know you got my back
No one real would talk about dirt on wax

All the guns and the goons and the gats
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

Exxagerate with no discretion in your raps
wheres the fun in all that
whats the point of all that

They think we're stupid, we sick of all that 

crap
Wheres the fun in all that
Whats the point of all that

If you keep it 100 I know you got my back
No one real would talk about dirt on wax