"The politicians, around us are just droppin like flies, It's a bad time of year to be in power now boys, Election season, you know what that means, All clean politicians are in guillotines, They say 'clever thieves work within the law', Well the cleverest mother fuckers work within the Dáil, Fine Gael, Fine Fail, The difference is - well sweet fuck all! Surprise entrants in the local election, The Crew rose through the polls like an embarrassing erection, We ain't no party, We're a motherfucki