However, on the doctor side of thingsholy shitI could write a book considering I have worked for the greedy bastards for over 25 years.  The one that sticks out in my mind though?..I worked for a very professional plastic surgeon who was seeing a very shy teenager for the fist time about a breast reduction, with mother in tow.  Now, let me just tell youwhen the good Lord passed out titsthis poor girl stood there long enough to take out a mortgage.  Fixated on the gigantious size during the quick but necessary examination, he blurts out, You have come to the right placewe can definately do something about the size of these ti er, breasts, I mean.   The mother kind of snickered under her breath, shy teenager completely mortified, doctor so red turning purple, and I peed a little.  We got outside of the exam room door and I said to the docwhat the fuck is your problem?  which his reply was.. holy fuck!!  What the fuck just happened in there?!?  To this day, we still have a good laugh about it.