I am writing a movie script and in the piece of software I open up that there are a bunch of marines in route to a secret objective and they are talking about explanations why they joined the actual force. I want to give a bit of humor and want an idea for a humorous reason to join. Like maybe a marine became a member of because he was mugged by an old lady. Something like that but not corny. Are you able to please help with some army humor? Thanks.