<object height="303" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.howcast.com/flash/howcast_player.swf?file=296229&amp;theme=black" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><param name="flashVars" value="&amp;fs=true" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" flashvars="&amp;fs=true" height="303" src="http://www.howcast.com/flash/howcast_player.swf?file=296229&amp;theme=black" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" /> </object><span></span>Step 1: Pick a dive bar Choose a no-frills bar. It shouldn’t have no velvet ropes and it shouldn’t smell too good. Heck, it shouldn’t even have no windows. You’re there to drink, not to admire the scenery.  <!--more--> <strong><span>Step 2: Order something brown </span></strong>Belly up to the bar and order something brown. Beer, whiskey, scotch, bourbon, and rye are [...]