Casey Chan of Gizmodo made us Laugh Out Loud with his article we quoted above. If you have any empathy for the techno-peasants of the world, you would want to grant them what?  You guessed it, a dummied down java-based version of Facebook! If you can't say it better, quote someone else ;)  "Now even people with crappy dumbphones can check facebook" as Casey Chan so eloquently put it.  Cheers Casey...