<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><font face="Arial"><a href="/images/old/6a00e5537d96628833012876d80026970c-800wi.jpg" rel="lightbox" style="display: inline;"><img alt="5 Ways To Be A Baller On A Budget" class="asset asset-image at-xid-6a00e5537d96628833012876d80026970c " src="/images/old/6a00e5537d96628833012876d80026970c-500wi.jpg" style="width: 480px;" /></a> <br /> Have you ever seen that guy at the bar or nightclub with an entourage of people trying to enhance his profile? You know, the guy’s showing off a wad of cash (as pocket change), flashing his Range Rover parked in valet and trying to invite you back to his five-bedroom house. Well click on the next page and read what <a href="http://www.LeaseTrader.com" target="_blank">LeaseTrader</a> found out from their guy customers on how you too can be Baller or should we say a <em>Faux Baller</em> or <em>Baller on a Budget</em> and still impress the laides.&#0160; See the 5 tips and tricks.</font></span> </p>  <!--more-->   <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;">&#0160;</span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><font face="Arial"><strong><span>Inflated Posse</span></strong><span> – Get a group of 4-6 friends and take turns being the baller. Each night choose one guy and designate him as baller for the entire evening. Let him carry around all the money and purchase drinks throughout the night. Also you can hype his swagger by asking questions about his latest trip to Dubai or if he closed that multimillion dollar deal last week in London.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;">&#0160;</span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><font face="Arial"><strong><span>Empty Bank Account On Friday Night</span></strong><span> – Take out all the money from your bank account (literally, take all your money out) before hitting your first destination. Here’s the trick. Pay for each drink you order but don’t start a tab. This gives you the chance to pull out your extremely huge wad of cash for each drink purchase. Make sure you pull out this cash when ladies are nearby.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;">&#0160;</span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><font face="Arial"><strong><span>Getting A Car You Have no Business Driving</span></strong><span> – The secondary lease market (LeaseTrader.com) lets “faux ballers” get a Mercedes or even a Maserati for pennies on the dollar with little financial commitment.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;">&#0160;</span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><font face="Arial"><strong><span>Sharing Payments</span></strong><span> – Purchase that sweet condo or house with a group of friends (the same friends that serve as your club entourage). You’ll hopefully be making money on your investment and getting immediate satisfaction telling girls you bought the place as your vacation home when you’re not traveling around the world. Just make sure your buddies are staying at their parents’ place for the evening or sleeping in their car.<o:p></o:p></span></font></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;">&#0160;</span></o:p></span></p>  <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><font face="Arial"><strong><span>Fake Passport Locations</span></strong><span> – Nothing says “faux baller” like your faux passport. When you’re talking about running with the bulls in Spain, catching the Cannes Film Festival, or dropping in on Carnaval in Brazil, pull out your faux passport with proof of being in each country and this should seal the deal.<o:p></o:p></span></font><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;">Try these tips and tricks and tell us which ones worked best for you. <br /></span></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"><span><o:p><span style="font-family: Arial;"><br /></span></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0pt; line-height: normal;"></p> 