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1)      The first thing that all women do not have in common is romantic comedies. So if you think you can impress a chick by going with her for a romantic comedy, you may be mistaken because she might be going for the same rotten movie just so that she doesn’t hurt your feelings. Communication people.

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2)      Well here’s another thing that I have in common with a lot of women. It’s not the size of the hammer that counts; it’s the nail you’re throwing it at. Yup, an extra huge penis is more painful than pleasurable. If you’re an average sized Joe whose watched a lot of porn, There’s a high chance that you’ll be more <a title="hris Rock – Relationships, Satisfying Women and The Biggest Liars" href="http://www.pinstripemag.com/2011/01/chris-rock-relationships-satisfying-women-and-lies.html">satisfying</a> in bed.

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3)      Another thing that most women can’t stand is long hours in bed. I mean we’re having sex, that doesn’t mean we make an example of ourselves for a Viagra commercial. So if you think you’re being impressive by working those hips for long hours, I suggest you stop thinking of baseball, get her off first, then you get off, and that’s it as far as <a title="Buying Sex Toys and Accessories for the First Time" href="http://www.pinstripemag.com/2011/06/buying-sex-toys-accessories-time.html">sex</a> goes, You still have every liberty to cuddle, snuggle and kiss a lot.

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4)      Washboard Abs, ugh. Well a lot of women aren’t as disgusted by it as I am, but ideally every woman likes a hot body. But, when it’s squeaky clean with no hair and rock <a title="hard abs" href="http://www.pinstripemag.com/2011/05/the-hangover-part-ii-a-new-twist-on-an-already-funny-tail.html">hard abs</a>, then just don’t bother about whether you think you look sexy or not.  <a href="http://www.pinstripemag.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roses.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-large wp-image-13710" title="Roses" src="http://www.pinstripemag.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/roses-610x405.jpg" alt="Roses" width="384" height="256" /></a>

5)      Roses, Women do not like roses even if they like flowers. Its something I’ve learnt along the way and watching my friends’ expressions when they’re approached by their boyfriends with roses. Ever wondered why they give the most awkward smile when you present them with a huge bouquet of flowers?