I'm disappointed.

I had actually started to believe you could find <em>anything</em> on the Internet.

Back in the '70s, I think it was, I saw an amazing cartoon in <em>Playboy</em>. Maybe the funniest one-panel cartoon I have ever seen in my life. It showed a young boy coming home from school. He's in the kitchen doorway and he sees his mother laying back on the kitchen table with the milkman on top of her, doing what comes naturally.

The kid's response was classic:

<em>"Hey, we eat on that table!"</em>

I thought about it yesterday for the first time in maybe 30 years. Just remembering it made me laugh, and I was hoping to find it on the 'net so that I could share it with you.

No luck, though.

I'm disappointed.