omg! - <p>Our top moments of the week:</p> <p>14. Best Discovery: When Mrs. McCluskey finds an unconscious Andrew on her couch on Desperate Housewives, instead of acting concerned, she acts like, well, Mrs. McCluskey. She calls Bree and gives her a hint of the problem &mdash; "It reeks of Mai Tais, and you gave birth to it.""IfI wanted a drunk homo on my couch," she continues, "I would have married my college boyfriend." Apparently, warmth and sensitivity are so 2009 on Wisteria Lane.</p><p> 13. ...</p>