We here at MANjr were lucky enough to attend the SpikeTV;s Guy's Choice Awards on Saturday June4th. Okay, so we didn't get to go inside and get wined and dined next to the A-list celebrities, but we did get to hang out at the red carpet sidelines with all the other press folks. Man, those red carpet events really test the concept of personal space. Anyway, I digress.

The Guy's Choice Awards is like a spoof awards show where instead of awards for high-brow categories like best actor/best actress/best director, their categories go something like Biggest Ass Kicker, Holy Grail of Hot, Unstoppable Jock, Jean Claude Gahd Dam, and any other words they could put 'man' in front of (Most Manticipated Movie).

The awards show was like the wet dream of all awards shows. Take hot models, actresses, action heroes, skimpy cocktail waitresses, booze em all up and let them loose with a pair of mantlers and the soundtrack of 80s hair bands. Some of the winners include Jack Bauer, Sly Stallone, Scarlett Johansson, Marisa Miller, Charlize Theron, Chris Rock, Sandra Bullock