This photo is just plain awesome. I caught it on <a href="http://www.facebook.com/pages/Danger-Shark/368300610627" target="_blank">Danger Shark's Facebook page</a>, always a source for inspirational material. Here's the caption that Danger Shark included, which I could never even attempt to top:

"Michael Jackson, dressed like a hipster, swigging vodka straight from the bottle, partying with coked out midgets."

<img class="size-full wp-image-2958 alignnone" title="michael jackson hipster midgets" src="http://manjr.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/michael-jackson-hipster-midgets.jpg" alt="" width="581" height="480" />

Brilliant.