Uh-o. You called down the Ben Quayle thunder, we'll now you got it, sonnn! Baby Quayle is running for Congress, and he's not gonna pussyfoot around the major issues that are freakin' out America. This 30-second video covers it all:

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Obama's is the worst president in history. How does Ben know this? Cause he's from Arizona and he was raised <span style="text-decoration: line-through;">white</span> right. Drug-pushing immigrants, presidents, and all of D.C. beware, Baby Quayle is coming to Washington and hell's coming with him. It's gonna be a bloody, bone-crushing, bare-knuckle beatdown as this Washington outsider/son-of-a-former-vice-president comes to town to drop a hammer on the entire system. Might as well turn our nation's capital into an octogon now.

Seriously though, that commercial is 30-seconds of well-crafted fear-hate. What happened to America? A black president, a bunch of Mexicans and taxes. They're all working together in a synergistic cartel to eff the country up for Ben Quayle's generation (he's 33).