This left off the really funny jokes about Jesse James and I don't know why.  Was it a question of censorship or did the person editing Triumph's appearance actually think these jokes were funnier?
I don't remember the exact wording of the jokes, but when a picture of Jesse James, Sandra Bullock's ex-husband appeared, Triumph said:
"And there's Jesse James.  You know you're a major douche bag when the worst thing someone can say about you is not that you worship Adolf Hitler.
Look at all the tattoos on that guy.  I haven't seen so much ink on a turd since I ate the Sunday paper."