This photo is just plain awesome. I caught it on Danger Shark's Facebook page, always a source for inspirational material. Here's the caption that Danger Shark included, which I could never even attempt to top:

"Michael Jackson, dressed like a hipster, swigging vodka straight from the bottle, partying with coked out midgets."

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Brilliant.