What this tells me is someone is always watching me....knowing when I'm slacking, recording my pulse rate. Blizzard has probably injected nano probes into my system. Damn it, I'll need to drink wine to cleanse myself of the taint.

That's some interesting stuff, the intricate damage meter that records your leavings for all to see. An excuse for Alphatrion to stay barely 1 crit away from number 1 on the threat list.

*Dreadwind groans*

Soon they'll have retina scans that will be able to tell us who the weakest link is, bwa ha!

*RAID WARNING* Alphatrion and Zeph, you are producing 25 percent the required output for your class roles, please remove yourselves from the raid. Suitable replacements will be found in 30 seconds. Auto hearth will engage in 10 seconds.

Zeph: &quot;I was afk, you wretched automation of clockworks and mechanics!! I was af....kaaaaay!&quot;

Alphatrion: &quot;I..I threw in a heal there, Jyggle and Rologan were totally not on the ball. God knows Shabazz only stormstrikes every now and then. I had to do something, damn it!&quot;.

Dreadwind: &quot;Anyone find some good dps to replace those two yuppies yet? What's Gulmogru doing right now, I wonder?&quot;