Spend more than 2 or more hours waiting on a GM in order for him to tell you in a condescending manner &quot;It's working as intended&quot; , &quot;there's nothing we can do for you&quot;, or &quot;Sorry, it's against our policies to....&quot;.  (Customer service in the young men's....)

Send 4 or more erotic and lude tells to a female toon you already know is a man. (You probably think I'm a pervert. Guess what, I'm not.)

Send 4 or more erotic and lude tells to a female toon you already know is a man, but be sincere and very serious about your intentions. (Turns out I'm really a pervert aaaaand I like boys)

Leroy Jenkins a raid. (American Idol)

Start a raid, become loot master of said raid, kill boss, and loot everything for yourself, then leave the raid. (Role playing ftw!)

Unsubscribe from WoW for a full year. Come back and type everything in french.  (William Wallace)

Swim from Booty Bay to Tanaris, naked. (Dreadwind just wants to see this)

Save an alliance player from death by a pc, make friends with him for a bit, then kill him before you part ways.  (The enemy of my enemy is my friend, sort of)

Gank 50 or more players on their way to UBRS in one day. (I may be the worst ganker you've ever heard of, but you HAVE heard of me)

Join a heroic group or raid telling them you're spec'd in the way they desire. Complete the instance, then at the end inform them the truth about what spec you were. (Cocaine's a hell of a drug)