Now that you have all read the original post, great post by the way Dreadwind, re-read it using the Micro-Machines guy voice. Or what I like to do is read Dreadwinds posts with the Instructional Voice Guy from the old Goofy cartoons. Like when Goofy learns how to ski or ride a horse. You can even make up your own little Goofy/Wow (in oversized Mail or Plate Armor) cartoon to go along with the narration.

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