so you are saying you dont have an actual lizzard, but a penis?  so when you say &quot; im going to drain the lizzard&quot; or &quot;feed my lizzard to a bearded clam&quot;  you don't literally mean it, its just another way of saying your junk, package, bat n balls, one eyed wonder worm, pork sword,  trouser trout, meat stick, lollypop of love, johnson, wang, love muscle, balony pony, wiener, skin flute, or third leg?