I don't believe in Nether Nether Land. However, I DO believe in fairies.

Dreadwind and Alphatrion both love Black Morasses and Arcatraz! Spread the previous on your toast for some good flavor and pop a few of the latter later on when the acids kick in. 

I may not be protection any more, but I can tank them places as though inside me grew a fetus that WAS spec'd protection. Now, of course there is no fetus inside me. Hmm...going to need a CAT scan now, paranoia.