There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally, and by
hand.

This virus is called Weekly-Overloaded-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone 
else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT.

This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take 
two good friends to the nearest pub.

Purchase the antidotes known as Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor 
(WINE) or Begin-Excessive-Extremity-Relaxer (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated 
from your system.



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