I couldn't tell whether I was watching the Watchmen or watching paint dry.  Maybe it was grass grow... In any case, I'd rather eat the toenail clippings from some old man with that fungus that makes the nail that wonderful shade of amber, than see this movie again.  Recent movies that did not suck leaky bung were &quot;Taken&quot; and &quot;Gran Torino&quot;

I love hanging blue penis as much as anyone, but the copious amount of cobalt cack and owl-man whining was too much for me.  Just terrible...