Just an FYI for anyone in the San Luis Obispo area needing to take a drug test for school or work. The MedStop in the Madonna Plaza has a few issues, a few of which I discovered, the hard way. Below is an e-mail to a friend of mine in the same class as I. 

This is my story...


Hey Cory,
So, I took my drug test yesterday. In case you haven't yet, be aware of a few things. The cup they give you has a goofy bottom, I think designed by some jerk in a lab coat who never played sports and actually had to pee in a cup. This cup with the goofy bottom, if not placed on fully on the shelf provided (which, by the way, is smaller than the cup with the goofy bottom) will tip covering your own hand in your own piss...

Here's the beauty of the situation. Before you do the deed, the nurse technician takes a few moments and carefully explains that in this particular bathroom, because it is used for drug testing,  there is no running water or towels. She also explains that there is no lid for the cup, so once you are done, &quot;be careful not to spill&quot; she says and instructs you to place the cup (with the goofy bottom) on the ledge provided while you zip up. Naturally, once you spill half your piss on your hand, you are then forced to walk out through the lab area only to find your nurse technician standing there with a knowing smile on her face pointing to the sink she is standing next to. All with a wet left hand, fly down and a dripping piss cup with a goofy bottom.

Just be careful...

Zuwani