Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says, &quot;Give me your best shot. I can take it.&quot; 

or even better

When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye and asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: &quot;Have ya paid your dues, Jack?&quot; &quot;Yessir, the check is in the mail.&quot; 

I think we have ourselves a winner