I was much nicer at Ahkc's house for his birthday - made it all into the toidy then camped out there for the rest of the party.  Just me 'n the blanky his wife gave me.  I think there are photos somewhere - something about me passing out and taking a face plant on the cement porch.  Face plant, yeah sure...  I lived with a broken face for a few weeks after that, and a HUGE black eye.