Wow... I need to comb through all your posts.  I've discovered a gem here that had almost dropped off the page... I will make bullet points because there are a lot of them.

1) This movie wasn't bad at all.  The reason it wasn't bad is because calling it bad would be insulting to all the other movies that were good enough to get to a bad rating.  This movie was EFFING TERRIBLE.

2) I don't know why anyone builds bomb shelters.  Apparently, a lead lined refrigerator will keep you from dying in the event of nuclear war even if you are at ground zero of a blast.  Who knew that you could, not only survive the initial blast, but also being tossed like 3 miles through the air and crashing into the ground?  I'm pretty sure the guy who invents the giant flying refrigerator is going to be a hero because no one will ever die in a plane crash again.

3) Imagine, if you will, I am the driver and you are a passenger in a military type vehicle with a machine gun mounted on it and we get into a pickle. It turns out that a hot Russian babe has pulled alongside us and trying to kill us.  I then tell you to grab a weapon and start fighting.  After you ignore the .30 calibre machine mounted on front of our vehicle and grab a sword instead, the last thing you are going to feel before you hit the ground rolling at 50 miles an hour is my foot on your ass kicking you out.

4) The ant scene.  Lucky they had the magic crystal skull to keep them at bay or they wouldn't be able to make another pile of crap beyond this one.

5) When she drove off the cliff onto the giant tree branch and was then gingerly placed into the water, I wanted to scream.  And the best part was they made it out like that's what she planned on doing.  Uh huh... First of all she is a chick.  Everyone knows they suck at driving so the unrealism starts right there and just gets worse.

I've got many more examples of why this movie should no longer be called bad by anyone.  I think I am most frightened by the fact that a fellow Carolla fan actually like this.  You officially have me worried Jyggle!