It all started back in November 2001, the release of Halo for the Xbox… 

Me being relatively new to the gamming world trusted my ‘friends’ to choose a fitting handle for my n00b character. They, Baeloc, Shabazz, Gnomebiter, and Udazhi (I think) chose Jiggaman, witch I forcibly, yet willingly took with little regret. From then on I’ve been Jiggaman. 

Star Wars was my first MMORPG and needless to say The Jiggaman went global with that shit. Taking FSE, personally mind you, to the next level internationally. Yes I and my peeps where certainly a super power to not be taken lightly. With my damaged sliced Hammers , speed caped naturally, Slater Jackson’s (Udazhi) Uber Kryat scatters, Baelocs polearming…(lol) and Iboch’s Flamethrowing wookieness…. don’t even get me started on Barek’s love/hate with the Ewoks. We had Lord Vader haling my name with great exuberance. There was much rejoicing. 

Plus I was rich!
There was much rejoicing.

Then WoW happened. Blizzard had a much tighter grip on the so called ‘offensive’ names than Sony did. The ‘igga’ in Jiggaman was the problem. Nearly a deal breaker for me I called Udazhi in tears. He informed me of the Barrons and how they may remind me of the mother land, my home, my Africa. You see, I am black, from the waist down. I thought ‘what better way to honor my native blood that to create an ethnically charged cartoon complete with purple mohawk, accent, and a built in racial spear/ax chucking trait’. Thus, with some clever goofing around with the name randomizer Zuwani was born. 
There was much rejoicing.

Just like Lord Vader, Thrall will soon learn of FSE and more importantly Zuwani.


Zuwani, son of Africa.