The hamburgler was one of my earliest reoccurring nightmares. You see, he had this dungeon underneath my parent's waterbed, but the doorway was never there when they checked. It was very scary, his weezy chuckle still gives me the creeps.

Yeah man, last night did sort of get my dopamine all haywire. We were invited to Onyxia's lair with Ethereal. Much thanks to Grimstinker and to Baeloc for notifying me while I was Alphatrionifying the Warsong Gulch.

So we enter the lair, and it's a short jaunt to the ebony slut. I tell you no lies, she's the coolest video game boss I've yet seen, some terriffic animation on her. Now, there were about four que serah hopeful warriors, and we were told to wait for 10 percent to shield wall and run up to the main tank and plant our blades on top of him. At 10 percent or so, we did this. She died shortly after. Excitement coursed through me, because as geeky as it is..that's a hell of a sword for a cow. 

.....but all was not as it seemed. Sauron forged another ring in secret...

....her fiery breath doused only one of the blades. It was not mine, nor  Gnomebiter's. Our blades stood in the ground unfired, alone, and confused. 

So I was like &quot;O....M....F.....G.....FFS y u no let me get fiery breath on my swordzz????&quot; in my mind, and my shoulders slumped. I let out a sigh of &quot;I have failed&quot; and went back to Dire Maul to get my blade for my next try.

But man, it was a cool (and free) shot , they didn't charge (that I knew of) so that was something on it's own.