I'm flying to New York (upstate, dang close to Deliverance country, dont get excited about &quot;the big city&quot;, been to New York like 15 times and never been any closer than Albany to it) in like 2 weeks and I need to find something for Charlotte and I to watch on the plane.

Now this should be easy you think, grab any DVD and pop it in.  But it's more tricky than that.  I need the perfect movies/tv shows to watch on the plane. 

There's some stipulations:

1.  It has to be something that if the kid with the big head who's been kicking my seat the entire time looks over and sees it, isn't going to scream to his mommy about how the bad man in front of him has exploding heads/boobs/guns/va-jay-jay on his computer.

2.  Cant be too amazingly funny, cause you look a little nutty when in the middle of the plane you're cracking up laughing and no one knows what's going on.

3.  24 was one of my first choices, I love Jack Bauer (winner of our baddest man on the planet poll if I recall), but I dont really need anything that could potentially deal with plane crashes (LOST is out), or terrorists.  Not really the kind of thing that you want to remind people of on a plane flight.

So there you go.  I know with the combined knowledge of all you out there, you must be able to find something to keep us occupied during 8 hours of flight.