Yeah, it's kind of weird. With online games and patch days, I should know better than to even think of playing on that day. Every game does this, where a big patch comes along and they give you a "server up" time ...and before you know it a bunch of us are sitting at the computer trying to log-in over and over with no progress. Then we wonder if the neighbor down the street still has those mushrooms they didn't want, and you take them, and come back, and suddenly you can't get out of the little spinning world of warcraft globe up in the top left corner of your message board...and you realize that it's an actual land/universe with people who're imprisoned by blizzard and that blizzard powers their servers with their souls and some semen samples they've had frozen from Walt Disney over the decades past. You want to get out, but your mind's trapped, and orange juice doesn't help, and milk tastes like death. Hopefully the're no Sharktacons in the sink and Cobra Commander's much scarier in snake form than you give him credit for (cobra lalalalaala). Then you start wondering "Hey, in He Man, wasn't there a Horde?" and you remember the slime ooze toy and then you think "Are we even not getting tricked by some supreme being who's running out of ideas and keeps using the same words for different stuff...such as in the case of 'horde'?".  So you start watching Young Guns, and you hope that once you see Keifer and Emilio and Lou in the spirit world, you might get some sort of glimpse of the truth, or maybe even find a way out of your world of warcraft globe. 

....but then you see the size of that cocka-doodle-damned doo....


Thanks for this, Blizzard, you Illuminati'ish freemasonic organization of shit.