*Please pass this email on to the Marketing Department*
Hello-
A few days ago my wife and I purchased Suavo Avocados (don’t worry this is not one of those emails where I’m going to complain!)  As we were preparing our dinner my wife mentioned to me that the Suavo Avocado logo would be a cool tattoo to have.  This had me thinking....I have heard of individuals getting tattoos of business logos for a profit.  I’m proposing that mine would not be for profit, but to repay my student loans.  I am willing to get a full colored tattoo sleeve of either Darling Clementines or Suavo Avacados (or both!), on my left arm, promote your business, and provide nutritional education all for a contribution towards my educational debt. Crazy idea? Fun fact: I don’t have even one tattoo at this point!! 
This is what I envision: When asked about my fully covered, boldly colored, nutritiously designed tattoo;  I would quickly respond with information on LGS Sales and nutrition and health benefits….did I mention that I am a licensed and Registered Dietitian?? We could even tie this into Facebook and Twitter!! 
Who could be a better messenger for your products?!