Ha ha!  #3 is totally the truth.  Every time I end up waiting in line somewhere, it's as though I'm always the last person to arrive.

What's strange about it is that even thought I had to wait, being there at the end of it all gives me a feeling of comfort, like I'm that last one, and I just made it in time before the whole world shut down and nobody else was allowed to play either.

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