Ha ha! Funny post! Sadly, when my bf told me an Ikea was opening in Sofia, I was excited. When one opened in my hometown, Salt Lake City, people (not me, I swear!) camped out in the parking lot for days to be the first to enter when it opened. 

I agree their stuff is cheaply made. But being a "twenty-something" with a limited budget, I fully plan on checking out the Sofia Ikea (I like how that rhymes!) out when it comes time to furnish my apartment.