I will be going for a bungee jump in Vitinia, you are welcome to come. 
I will teach you the bungee appropriate phrases in bulgarian such as, but not limited to:
Oh fuck, this shit is scary and I am going to die.
OMG i think i crapped in my pants just watching others do it
HELP HELP I AM AMERICAN, YOU BRING ME UP OR I WILL GO NUCLEAR ON YOUR ASS