Wow, you made me sound like the worst literature major ever. For the sake of clarification, I didn't want to read it on my spring break. But you just shamed me into finding a copy. Interestingly, OSU's library doesn't have it, but Puget Sound does. So I ordered it through interlibrary loan from my own undergraduate institution. Hah.
I'm going to get a late start though, it will be a few days. So count me in, unless grad school (my main priority believe it or not) interferes.
Because while I am stubborn, apparently you are the boss of me.