US Embassy: This is Trisha how may I help?

Karolinka: Evac needed !!! HELP HELP!!!

US Embassy: Who are you and why are you calling us?

Karolinka: I am Karolinka, my tummy hurts, may be an Appendicitis

US Embassy: OMG OMG, hold on dear, helicopter is being prepped will be in Mladost soon.

Can you get to the lawn where the circus used to be?

Karolinka: Yeah I will make it

US Embassy to High command: A dying american has been evacuated to a hospital in EUROPE from a shithole located on the balkans, they ain't got no hospitals and shit. Dying A-M-E-R-I-C-A-N

High command to NATO forces: A fucking country on the balkans which still hasn't built us a base is poisoning US Citizens, need to drop a few bombs XY coordinates to be provided.

Next day...

Karolinka watching CNN news from some hospital in Europe called Pirogov.

The dying american turns out to just have had a tummy ache, the shithole is Bulgaria which turns out is in 21st century and also in Europe, oh and has fucking free healthcare can you believe this communist bullshit.