I am so happy to see Szimpla well explained -- to me, it is the epitome of everything that is awesome about Hungary: it's random, there is art on the walls, you can wear whatever you want and just have a great time.
And the beer is cheap.

But you forgot to mention that there are also bathtubs you can sit in as well. I mean, I find the bathtubs to be especially wonderful.

Tell Dave and Jilly Emigh I said "hi" and thank them again for all their great advice with our small travel...err..."issue" :-)