I quite like this post. It looks like you've scratched the surface of our peculiar culture. Maybe you could go on a trip to the countryside, especially somewhere up in the mountains, and discover these things taken to new heights. It's this often beautiful entropy that one starts to miss when in a modern, well developed country. What I don't like about BG is that it tends to be "middle of the road" in this, while I'd prefer if it was a stronger experience in every regard that you've listed above.

I take it from the other comments, that by now you've already discovered that we're always ready to help, so just keep asking.  :]

p.s. Cyrillic is great and, I gather, easy to learn. So why not just write those weekdays yourself, in Bulgarian?