Your dAd claims to have invented this jingle he calls a "rap" when asked by a customer at his antique store if he did gift wrapping.   He maintains it was spontaneous.  He has stepped up the game a little.  He wrote a valentine rap.  He really hasn't been able to use it much.  We don't have as many times to use the cue word.  No, I will not tell you what it is.
Love,
MoM