I was beginning to wonder why you never appear to be on Skype.  Perhaps I should try to figure out how to call your land line  but I love Skype!
Did you ever think of heating water in a pot and washing your glasses. Clearly we did not take you camping enough.  You can wash your body and  your hair in the kitchen sink or even a bathroom one if you apply a little creative use of a washcloth and a cup.
Love ya,
MoM