Thanks for a good belly LAUGH! I too have had some toilet confrontations along with your Aunt Jane. (Ask her about "fixing" the toilet with the hammer and the shower that followed.)  As a result of these encounters I am fearful and anxious in airports, private homes and my own home. Most days it is just a little niggle in the back of my mind but at times it rears up and unsettles me. I have been enjoying your blog daily and look forward to each new post. Living vicariously in a foreign country is great fun!