@Adrian Nikolov I hate being right at times like this. 

Which reminds me of this, last week I was having a lesson with my 16-year old student tutor at school who meets with me once a week to practice (and review) my actual Bulgarian lessons. Chapter 14 is about university eduction. I couldn't get over the fact that I was learning things like: is it okay to smoke in this room? And that I was supposed to be having conversations related to attending (or not) class and failing exams. 

While I was aghast at the mock-conversations I was supposed to have with my partner, she looked at me and without skipping a beat said in English: only Bulgarians have the fortitude to Bulgaria's universities. I suspect that this exactly right.