1. Let me know if I need to send you a box of clothes! I saw your closet and it is bulging with the things you chose to leave here. Although I bet it is cheaper to buy there than pay the shipping costs.

2. I worry about the person sitting across from you when you turn that aryan container and spray it away from your face. There must be a better way to open it.

3. I used to love to dry sheets and towels outside because they smell so good, but it turned out they made your dAd sneeze.

4. Check your email. I need a snail mail address for you.

5. I guess I don't have five things for you.  Thanks for the post.

Love,
MoM