I think Catullus would live in Austin or California (Santa Fe). Why? Because he acts like a hipster. He's whinny he's artistic he comes from an upper class he's doing the cool thing by being a poet of his time, and I get the impression he annoyed mostly everyone around him. He's also quite rebellious to his family ties and society, because of the way he talks down about Cesar in some of his poems. He's bringing down the man. 

No offense to Austin or California or all hipsters.