<p><font size="2">The only thing I love more than dresses… would be bears.&#160;&#160; Grizzly Bears.&#160; Panda Bears.&#160; Black Bears.&#160; As with dresses, my love knows no boundaries.&#160; Like Dwight Schrute on <em>The Office.</em>&#160; Allie Brosh, over at <em><a href="http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/">Hyperbole and a Half</a></em> has brought my two passions together – even providing some fashion advice along the way.</font></p>  <p><font size="2">Allie Brosh: </font></p>  <p><em><font size="2">Hi bears. Are you tired of looking frumpy after hibernating all winter? Maybe you are looking to add a little spark to your wardrobe but you are afraid of going overboard and looking like a furry Lady Gaga/yak hybrid covered in deer blood. Well, not to worry my carnivorous forest friends; I have composed the most complete guide to bear fashion ever published. Get ready to enjoy life in style, bears!</font></em></p>  <p><font size="2"><img title="bearfashion" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: block; border-left-width: 0px; float: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border-right-width: 0px" height="350" alt="bearfashion" src="http://ionlyweardresses.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bearfashion.png" width="306" border="0" /> </font></p>  <p><em><font size="2">Wear dark colors, like eggplant. They help hide the stains that naturally occur when you spend your days mauling elk and rubbing against trees.</font></em></p>  <p><font size="2"></font></p>  <p><font size="2"><img title="bearfashion5" style="border-top-width: 0px; display: block; border-left-width: 0px; float: none; border-bottom-width: 0px; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; border-right-width: 0px" height="350" alt="bearfashion5" src="http://ionlyweardresses.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/bearfashion5.png" width="306" border="0" /> </font></p>  <p><em><font size="2">As a bear, you are probably well aware of the unflattering side effects of preparing for winter. To help you maintain some of your ladylike curves while you are out in the hills stuffing your fat face with berries and snails, you should wear cinched-waist dresses and shirts. This style creates the illusion of a small waist and can disguise a bulging, snail-and-berry-filled stomach quite well.</font></em></p>  <p><em><font size="2">{via </font><a href="http://thegloss.com/fashion/allie-brosh-presents-the-grizzly-bears-guide-to-flattering-fashion/"><font size="2">The Gloss</font></a><font size="2">}</font></em></p>