Great joke!! 
Yep, She definatly has Him by the short hairs. They are moving to Oceana Virginia for training in the F-14 Super Hornet.  I might tag along next week while they go house hunting. 
As far as me getting any strange pussy????I think my chances are slim to none...and slim left town!!! I'm not into 60 year old women and not rich enough for 25 year olds, but I got a good imagination!!
                                        see ya , Larry