Naval aviator, congratulations, did your daughter give him fair warning that if he try's to impress other women w/ it....She'll clip his wings and fast!!! lol

You never heard of a humaround...might be a huvaround. You know those electric wheel chairs the have on the commercial. The 2 old ladies at the Grande Canyon, one says "I just don't know how I got any where with out my Humaround"     I answer, You probably walked (not that they hear me) Then they holler Humaround in the canyon.    

       Pussy is good, Combines seem to work around here but be careful!!!!  You're married and pal, you don't have any wings to clip. So, I'd hate tohear what could get clipped instead!!!!
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Fella's been sittin' at the bar for a good while. He's had a good bit to drink and realizes it when he attempts to leave. His legs are wobbly but he supports himself by leaning on barstools. He goes from barstool to barstool til he falls out the door into the street. He crawls over to a parking meter, which he uses to get himself back on his feet. He then thrusts himself to the next parking meter and catches it just before falling. He continues this for 6-7 meters till he's in front of his house. He then falls down, crawls up to the door, into the house, and manages to get into bed....

The next morning his wife wakes him up, " You've been out drinking again last night! Haven't you"........Yea, he sheepishly says, How'd you know
"You left your wheel chair at the bar!"  

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