Hey 98dba,
I heard that one 2 or 3 years ago, but it was about WV and surrounding states. Got another one for you.
There was a fellow traveling, and every once in a while he stopped at different churches, and went inside, looked around. In Illinois he saw a gold phone on the wall. He asked the parson about it and was told it was the phone to heaven, only $20 a minute, In Indiana the same thing for $10 a minute, Ohio, the same $5 a minute. When he got to West Virginia he went in a church, fed up with those money making schemes, he yelled at the parson, &#039;I guess you are going to try to get me to pay $3 a minute for your phone to heaven!!! The parson calmly replied &#039;Settle down my son,  it is a local call!&#039;