Hey Cookieman,
        I run up the Pa Turnpike and every now and then I can catch a few of the truckers hauling mail from Philly to Allentown.
       I had the opportunity to catch a couple of those guys this morning.  Slow Hand and Gorillaman.   I told them about Cookieman&#039;s missing magazine. At first they were very offended and hurt that the postal service was blamed.
After all they don&#039;t like anybody demeaning their job. I guess they are like anybody else who is proud of their work.
     Anyway they said they will make a report to the General Post Master and he will hopefully establish an A.P.B. on your missing magazine.   You should see it within a few....unless it was sent from the Abu Dhabi post office.    They use carrier pigeons!!!and the Abu Dhabian&#039;s find the birds fun to shoot down and delicious to eat!!!! 
Oliver Renegade
Danny Tabor #747