Hey Cal,
I can relate to the feel good thang.  Verizon wouldn't hook up DSL for me, I had dial up only. The telemarketers were filling up my answering machine every day, oh, they are no longer telemarketers, please excuse me for my political incorrectness, 'pre-owned' still means 'used' to me, those telemarketers are now calling themself 'representatives of a certified non profit agency' as if I really give a darn. Still telemarketers, still a royal pain!  So, first step, get a cell phone, no durn telemarketers on the cell, I can ignor the land line. Next problem, the dial up wasn't working during the day, only late night. So, here I am at all ungodly hours of the morning, trying to answer messages, won't work in the day, too many computers for the servers. Well, Dad lives on one side of me, I have neighbors that don't bother me or fuss on the other side. Both have cable broadband, I figured that might solve my problem. It eventually did, but I expected they would send out rocket scientists to install it, what they sent was about as far away from a rocket scientist as you can get. It took them at least 5 trips that I know of to run a wire over the road to my electric pole, then from the pole to the house, drill a hole in a window frame in the basement, then string the wire along the floor joists and thru another hole beside my cable modem. Well, that was finished, and gee, my computers could internet any time I wanted, no telemarketers on my cell, things are looking up! Only a couple of little problems left to deal with! First was to call Verizon, and work my way thru their automated garbage until I can talk to a real person. I told her, 'Take this phone and shove it, it ain't workin' here no more!', then gave her a graphic suggestion as to where she could shove the phone, I'm sure she appreciated that!. Then, basically the same with AT&amp;T. Talking about feeling good, that was a, for real good, feel good thang!! So, burn baby, burn!!! It'll make some fine coffee, chock full o' satisfaction!
Have a great day!!!
Andy