Some people say I am large, but they never mistake me for fast... I have spent thousands of dollars making the lightest bike possible while at the same time eating a large pizza and drinking 1/2 keg of beer while building the beauty. I have senselessly followed these Granny Gear races around the West since 1997, with little change in performance, but I have crashed a lot, drank a little, and made some great friends along the way! Look forward to seeing everyone at this fine event, hope the kilt wearing single speeder from SCUMBAGSS is back, it is good to see someone who is hairier than me.