Non-Tactical Mother F...15121512A couple of Marines were standing around a bar lamenting on how they were missing the action going on the other side of the world.  Not because they look forward to going to war.  To the contrary.  They were lamenting the fact that their buddies were over there fighting and dying, and they were helpless to do anything about it.  Unfortunately/fortunatley, depending on your perspective, they were assigned to a non-tactical billet.  Hence some NTMF's stuck in a bar in Maryland came up with the idea to inflict a little pain the mountain bike way.