THE TOP 10 REASONS WE WILL NEVER WIN CANAAN15121512151215121.11Brent hasn’t figured out it is faster to RIDE the bike than carry it.15122.11Gabe won’t wear lycra.15123.11Don hasn’t found that magical performance enhancing chemical cocktail yet.15124.11We get Gabe’s Vesuvio even if we loose… so why try.15125.11Scooter just can’t drink enough beer.15126.11After Scooter fixes Don’s bike there aren’t enough parts left on the rest of ours.15127.11Don keeps stopping at the Team Hugh-Jass camp site to do…15128.11Matt spends too much time perfecting his Endo15129.11Don cramps up when he THINKS about Canaan.151210.11Race officials wont let a team with a PINK bike on it win.