As a Hippy, an Obsessive Weight Lifter, an Artist, a BMX Champ and a Goddess, we get together once a year to kill ourselves in the mud. Our claim to fame is Justin Cashion's killer fart two years ago that was announced on the loudspeaker as the "loudest and stinkiest fart I've ever seen!" Andy Carter goes through bike frames like Ron Jeremy makes porn flicks. Jacob Coby is just a slacker. Andy Burton in the grandpa of the group at 23, but he's still Da Ladiez Pimp. Mary Franceschi is the sexiest biker chick right under the chick from Cane Creek! Here we are to trash derailleurs and rims as our bikes bang trees along our 33-mile RUN.