I was born, and short there after things were different for me.  I acted like a wolf for years and then when I grew out of that phase I became very emotional.  I played with Babies and like braiding hair.  At the age of six I found Jesus, but he let me down so I started to look for another atonement.  I started pealing cucumbers as a stress relief and pursued my real passion at the time, which was yodeling.  I now hole three world records for the best yodeling in the shower while pealing cucumbers.  I was not satisfied with this record so I added some difficulties to the performance.  For years I have always had the desire to be an athlete, so I picked up water ballet.  It was hard given my physique, but I found a team that accepted my imperfections and allows me to perform with them while pealing cucumbers and yodeling.  My life is perfect and I fell I have accomplished so much.  That is how I came here today. Thanks. The End.