A.K.A - Navin R. Johnson
Born - A poor black child in Mississippi
Favorite Food - Pizza in a Cup
Claim to Fame - Inventor of the Optigrab
Claim to Shame - Inventor of the Optigrab
Dog - Sh*thead
Passions - New phone books, Thermoses
Turnoffs - Cat juggling
All I need in life - Just this ashtray. And this paddle game, the ashtray and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this. The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. And this. And that's all I need. The ashtray, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.