Having recently been told that I am magnetically radiant, I am inclined to believe that all radiant magnet theories are based on a slew of old myths, which in turn of course, are derived from the original Star Trek episode 'Planet of Wobbly Rocks where the Security Guard Got Shot.'  And along with the standard warranty agreement, which says that if the radiant magnetism 1) doesn’t work, 2) doesn’t do what the expensive advertisement says, 3) and, in fact, electrocutes your teammates in the tent next door, this is expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault of the radiant magnetic producer, and her teammates should consider themselves lucky to be allowed to burn, and that any attempt to hold her personally liable for radiant injuries will result in the unwanted attentions of serious men in black trenchcoats with menacing briefcases and very thin watches.