What can we say about Brian Chase?  He's the only one on our team that hasn't sent in his bio, so now he has to accept whatever crap we come up with:

"He has been known to mix alcohol with benedryl and pass out on children's beds (a-la Robert Downey Jr.). He has also been known to drink Mad Dog 20/20 till he pukes then pass out in said puke (it was college, but still).  Use extreme caution when drinking with Brian!"