Bike Shop Owner - Cyclesmith in SLC, UT.  Father and Husband.  Mediocre Cat 4 Road Racer. Unregistered and even bigger slacker on the Mountain bike. Likes - Absolute Citroen & MILF's.  Dislikes - Fat, lazy people. Bikes - Felt F2, Argon 18 Mercury, Salsa Mamasita, Moots Cinco, Raleigh Retroglide, Raleigh Team Cross.