Growing up the neighbor to a prodigy, Chris experienced early biking success dominating kids half his age.  After perusing a brief career as a wonderer, Chris found his calling as a telemarketer where he would bike to work daily.   Later, he withdrew his professional-amateur status due to tax reasons.  Today, Chris rides with the furry and focus of a tween texting, talking, and eating red-vines at an R rated movie while listening to Brittany Speers and Akon at the same time.