I'm a freelance gardener and fruit picker.  I'm 5' 2" and 250, but am very limber and fast for my size.  I ride my bike to my therapy sessions and thus feel I am in ideal shape to compete in 24hr mountain bike races.  I enjoy knitting, weaving, long walks on the beach and pole dancing.  I have also been known to enjoy the occasional colonoscopy. I enjoy spending time with my friend and executing the plans for world domination that are implanted in my head by the others.  Together we will create a better world that is tolerant of all people.