Brad Garrett's amateur riding career stats:
Last Dope Test Results: Positive for bacon

Career Highlights:

-DNF 2007 Race for the cure for Ingrown Toenails

-Incarcerated in 2003 for riding over an endangered albino lizard

-DQ 2005 24 hours of Commerce City

-DQ 2003 Race for the cure of Halitosis

-DNF 2001 East Palestine Race for the Cure of Ear Hair

-Once rode 32 miles in Colorado back country while eating a fish dinner 

-DQ  2005 Prairie Dog 100, Lima Colorado

-DNF 2004 Race for the cure of Man Boobs

-T301st 2001 Race for the Cure of the Inability to Match Colors