I'm a lover not a fighter.  But I'm also a fighter so don't mess with me.  I spent summers in Rangune, where we used to make meat helmets.  When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds.  I enjoy long walks on the beach, and dancing in the rain.  My favorite ride to do is a mustache ride.  I may be small on the outside, but my heart is as big as the Hulk's, or even King Kong's (which ever one is bigger).

2008: Ran 3/4 of the way around the kickball field before falling while rounding third on the way to home and spilled my beer which resulted in an out.  It would've been a home run.

2008: Tied for second for "Most Obnoxiously Drunk" on 2nd annual Memorial Day Wash Park Area Bike & Booze.

2007: Almost drowned while running 5430 Boulder Sprint triathlon.  

2007: Almost wrecked on my bike while running the 5430 Boulder Sprint Triathlon.

2007: Almost tripped while running the 5430 Boulder Sprint Triathlon.

2007: Almost chocked on my sandwich after running the 5430 Boulder Sprint Traithlon.

1983: Learned to ride my bike without training wheels.

1980: Learned to walk.