One guy is riding a beach cruiser, we'll be drinking a lot of Cutthroat beer, my organization of this team is a real "botch" job, and we have a tough, lovely, lady (new definition) on the team. 
**UPDATE**
We used to be A Beach, A Belch, A Botch and A Bitch... such a cool name, it seems that someone wanted to join us. Since his name wasn't Butch, we became the "Bike LIT Porn Stars"... or maybe the Lit BikePorn Stars. That works, too. You're lucky we're here ;-)
**UPDATE**
We lost "Belch" due to a soccer knee injury (stick with the safe stuff man). We're still the Bike LIT Porn Stars, and you're still lucky we're here.