A sophisticated rhetorician, inebriated with the exuberance of her own verbosity, and gifted with an egotistical imagination that can at all times command an interminable series of arguments to malign jelly-boned, belly-wriggling, sniveling, pulse-less, conservative, right-wing regressives.

I also specialize in sitting on my bicycle saddle making vrooming noises.

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