Apparently functional professionals, we are truly two delayed adolescents with serious bike habits.  During a recent interview, Paris Hilton commented on the spending habits of M&M... "completely outragoeus, makes me look like a pauper."  Miraculously, we still manage to pay our mortgages and help educate our children.  We're saving each other from riding solo, as the other two members of our four man team from last year got the jump on us and decided to ride duo months ago.  Starting so for behind means we will have to upgrade our nutritional plan from last year, to overcome a profound lack of training.  The traditional prelap meal of two Pop-Tarts (blueberry for the antioxidants) and a Coors light last year caused us to hallucinate that we were riding in driving rain, flash floods, and doing OK.