Nelson grew up just outside a small Turkish prison. He can dance like Travolta, sing like Axel, and cook like Wolfgang. He's never seen Caddy Shack II, didn't have cable TV until this year, and think Bond fights like a girl (no offense, ladies). In his spare time i like to build miniature replicas of yard gnomes, prank call Martha Stewart (203.255.2248), and test the tolerance of the US Postal system for odd-sized packages.