midgiemullet: Midgiemullets have the highest MPSI (mulletude per square inch) rating within their species. Irish folklore has it that if you caress the midgiemullet 3 times, you will be blessed with a case-and-a-half of Pabst Blue Ribbon on your doorstep within the next 48 hours. 

Mulletude: 10 
Aggressiveness: 10 
Hobbies: taunting non-mullets, being tossed, bowled 
Sightings: kicking my ass 
Favorite Band: Kid Rock