Final Countdown:
30 Days - Trying to ride but the continual yoke  of "significant" others, athletes foot, Big Wood traffic, and a DVD of "Party of Five" that will not go away is making it difficult. Also a small fire and the subsequent clean up seems to be hampering the strategic effort for world domination.

3 Days - World Domination or at least TuTu Domination: We have trained; we have sewed; we have navigated single track with headlamps; we have baked; we have stocked up on tobacco. I think were ready.

Environmental Mission and Context:
When we are not working for the "Man" we spread our hidden communist message in a vain attempt to undercut the dogma of society. Our first manifesto will be hitting Borders Book store this fall at an initial bargain price of $19.99. The general theme of our political message is as follows: 

"Cautious, careful people always casting about to preserve their reputation or social standards never can bring about reform. Those who are really in earnest are willing to be anything or nothing in the world's estimation, and publicly and privately, in season and out, avow their sympathies with despised ideas and their advocates, and bear the consequences."

When we are not spreading anarchy we try to garden, hunt, chew Copenhagen, lap dance, and attend Sunday Mass.