Greetings Fellow Crunk Monkeys!  I trust that you are well on this lovely morning/afternoon/evening or whatever time period you are in as you click on my name to read about the members of the legendary CamelBak Team Sugar.  Despite what you might think, most of our backs are girl backs and not camel backs which is quite advantageous for aero and hydro dynamic reasons.  Being composed of pure sugar hydrodynamics are very important as we do dissolve a little when exposed to water.  However, even dissolved sugar can still pedal bikes so if last years weather is aiming for a repeat, we will be prepared.  However, I digress.  The point of this entry is to inform the general public about what exactly it entails to be known as a Mary Wilcox.  Well, despite what you think, it is a quite enjoyable endeavour!  The first major component is to always have access to ample supplies of snacks and chocolates to maintain homeostasis.  Secondly, you must issue a constraining order (a reverse restraining order for the layman) to always have a bicylce within a minimum of 100 feet (or 30.48 meters for my other friends).  Lastly, you must be allowed to take periodic naps as it is quite difficult to maintain the two previus requirements.