My name is Ryan and I love to sing in the shower.  I was born on a Grey Hound bus in rout to Vegas where my mother was performing in a brothel.  Ten years later I was attending school in Domino, Iowa where I was working on my free diving skills at the local pool.  Ironically, a few years earlier I was locked in a dumpster that filled up with gutter water during a freak rainstorm and discovered that I have the lung capacity of a Blue whale.  I continued training as a diver, although I never made it to the ocean, but found a job at the age of eighteen as extra in adult films. When I started I was a light boy, but one day I found my lung capacity to be very beneficial to getting the girls ready.  Next thing I knew I was working along side my main man Ron Jeremy and living the dream.  Now I work for a research company and donate sperm as a profession.  I was once called Beefcake, which was the culmination of my being so now I like riding bikes.  Thanks.