I weighed 500 pounds, was 4' tall, and worked for the circus.  Two months ago I bought some diet pills off the internet and now I am 6' 175 pounds. All without any of that inconvenient excercise.  I also quit the circus purchased a how to make money book off the internet and now I make 5,000,000 a month with little or no effort.  So I decided to race in the 24 hours since things were going so well.