After winning a synchronized swimming competition in 2000, we decided to up the challenge.  As some of you probably know, hopscotch is a fast, invigorating, and strenuous sport.  Well, we won nationals in 2001, worlds in 2002, and we show no sign of stopping.  Our training regimen is rigorous:  tie the shoes (double knot only), eat right (vegimite and licorice), and practice timing (cowbell, four mallets, amplified metronome).

Alas, we are proven.  In 2003 we circled the world on pogo-balls.  How, you will ask, did you ever pogo the ocean?  Well, you can pogo-ball on the deck of the USS Tennessee if you know the right people (and we do).  

2004:  Everest without oxygen OR water.  

2005:  Moab, baby, MOAB!  With More Cowbell.