Uncle Gouda is our captain in theory. Although due to his accident at last years race he only goes by "captain." It was an unfortunet event that he could never figure out which direction his lights were to be directed. By mounting his lights backwards for the entire race he burned his retinas and permafried his frontal lobe. Whatever you do, do not say "Hi" to him as this sets of furious anger and an incredible itch in his anus