Cruz the Great… Also known as Crispulo, Crispy-pollo, Slow Hand, Cuban Cruz Missile Crisis, and Li’l Brudder. Cruz has a Massive vocabulary that rivals most third graders of undeveloped nations (i.e. Senegal, Chad, Madagasssssgarrr, and Canada). All that come into contact with Crispy-pollo are left with a lasting impression of this young mans enlightenment.  His stifling demeanor is rivaled only by his ungodly stench.  When ...the Great walks into a room most flee.  Slow Hand, as the ladies call it,  has the lactic threshold of the rare spotted field mouse (with or without the Hanta virus).  Li’l Brudders roots go deep, all the way down to The scalp baby.   The pollo’s favorite philosophizer is Edie Brickell, that bez one deep beotch.   The musical influnces of Missile are as follows: Lawerence Welk (for long hammers in the country), Lance Bass and, of course that other great one, David Hasselhoff.  Crispulo is submissive, likes long walks near the dump, and holding hands.  CRUZ SUCKS.