O.K., O.K., so I look like a wolf.  I have been suffering racial discrimination my whole life.  I want to set the record straight here; the most exercise I want is running around to my neighbor’s houses and eating garbage. The biggest stir I cause is sun bathing in the middle of the street, you should see how those sexy construction workers in the jacked up trucks react, they slow down and yell really wonderful four letter words at me, it turns me on! I just don’t understand why they don’t get out and give me a little pet, I wouldn’t ask for anything more, I promise.