Suffering last year with pussitis inflicted by the cushiest possible saddle, Ryan is poised this year to avenge last year's 3 lap puss out.  The odds are stacked against him again this year.  Scouts have spotted Ryan sticking to his diminutive training regimen including 7 mile pavement rides to work capped off at his cubicle with a 30 minute deluge of sweat. His Mountain Dew addiction has kept the lap over-under at 3.  But with such low expectations, Ryan is likely to find success.  With as little as 4 laps and/or all laps under 2 hours, he'll be headed to DisneyLand. In the event of another last-lap desertion, we're confident it'll be due to fulfilling his duties as a "private businessman."