Fukowie tribe nearly extinct. Have lost many ancestrial skills. Navigational skills totally lost. But we still won covetted brown jersey in this years Tour de France.  Once we were many now we are few.  Had many tribal scouts who never returned from scouting missions.  In hindsight we should have stated what those missions were.         
Strike fear in enemy with fierce tribal names like "speeding turtle", "kakatalkin", "swollen paw", "two goats", "ten beers", and "sucking wind". Tribal wisdom have suffered much. Probably should not have traded New Mexico for those Cracker Jacks. Nice ring though. 
Have good feeling about race. Tribal Gods say will do better this year, especially since walmart is not providing team bikes this year. Also will not use candles on handlebars this year.  Tribe inducted tribal navagator to help so we not lose more tribe during race.  He bring globe to tribal counsel to show members trail.  We never feel more prepared also like to roll globe around on ground...globe very fun have pretty colors too.