23 years old, 6'2", 185 lbs, CSU ME grad, Aeronautical Engineer, Pilot, going bald, severely bored at work, Bronco fan, has a lovely girlfriend Jamie, loves ice cream, is a snappy dresser, has big ears, addicted to eBay, sleeps a lot, regrets dedicating life to swimming at a young age, loves Oreos, never wants to leave Fort Collins, wants to move to Mexico, can't get enough mountain biking, and aspires to be president of his homeowners association someday.