If we can deal with mad cows ...

Mike and I (Dennis) were riding a 30 mile loop near Diamond Fork when we came across cows.  These cows were  stupid and so they ran straight down the trail to get away from us.  We kept chasing them for several miles.  Finally Mike was able to chase one off the trail.  But the cow decided that she did not like being chased off the trail.  So, she re-entered the trail between Mike and myself.  I was behind the cow chasing her toward Mike.  I yelled at mike, but he couldn't hear me.  Mike successfully chased the other cows off the trail and was able to pick up speed.  But seeing that I was no longer with him he stopped to wait for me.  The next thing he knew the mad cow that he had chased off the trail forced Mike to jump down the side of an embankment into a mudpit to keep from being run over.  The mad cow got her revenge.