Keith Van Ness is like a piece of iron. He floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee. He is the greatest. You can't control him; you can only hope to contain him. If you blow smoke in his face he will only go faster (depending on kind of smoke). The man does not tire and laughs at adverstity. While others may fear the cold and rain Keith embraces it because it only makes it easier for him to destroy the weak. If you are anything less than perfect, he will beat you.