It all started out with two idiots who liked to ride their bikes a lot.  One idiot said to the other, "Why don't we ride our bikes for 24 hours straight?”  The other idiot responded, "I know! We should pay to ride our bikes for 24 hours straight."  The two idiots then began an extensive search for two more idiots to make a full team.  The third came easily.  A fourth idiot was hard to find.  Several volunteered, but later dropped out.  With the supply of idiots running short we decided we would have to go with someone who was actually in good shape and prepared to race.  He is known as the "Fast Guy".  To prevent the complete and total embarrassment of the "Fast Guy", we all vowed never to reveal which one of us is the "Fast Guy", and which are the three idiots.