In our quest for healthy alternatives to anger management...the Magnificent Mofos of Madness have agreed to unleash our wrath of pent up frustrations in all 24 of the 24 HRS of Moab.  Whether it was that moment of wanting to flip off the rude driver that cut one of us off, to the whiny co-worker that has continuously dumped all their self-inflicted personal trauma on another, we have bit our tongues, sucked it up and held it all in, so that we can come together and work through our aggressions in one single day.  This, a group effort and an act of mercy of sparing our loved ones the pain and suffering of experiencing the rage that this group of hard core, hormonally influenced females can bestow upon them. We have deliberately turned the other cheek, backed down, backed off and seriously refrained from uttering long and relative-insulting explicatives so that we can channel all of our energy into giving the competition a good run for the money.  We hope that all of them appreciate the deep struggle that this has been for all of us.15121512This salty mix of phys ed teacher, dental hygienist, probation officer and wannabe writer from Texas will be heating up the single track and hopefully not due to the effects of missing any HRT supplement dosages.15121512We being the thoughtful, considerate, yet truly aggressive women that we are, have also offered ourselves for observation of physical and psychological studies to the infamous Dr. Phil and Co., but have yet to receive any confirmation as of yet to their receptiveness of this endeavor.