Conceived over emails, with copious amounts of Vodka and Gin, team Squeaky Rhino Riot strives to barely beat medicrity through the ancient art of riding by "Squeak". This once lost art form uses the chanting powers of a firmly attached squeaky rhino handle bar toy to better ones riding abilities. The Squeaky Rhino Riot riders are well versed in this ancient technique, which has been know to convey near super powers on to its successful practitioners. Although gifted by such powers, Squeaky Rhino Riot remains a nonpartisan team of an American and Canadian striving the betterment of all squeak-based riding. A gesture that is certain to reduce the current tensions between the two currently warring nations.