Robert Townsent Metz was born December 14, 1983 and left to have his soul sucked out by the midwest and its over endulgent, trans fat loving, lazy lifestyle.  However,  Fate is not as crule a mistress as the world had suspected.  He was razed by a fox until the age of six thus forming a cunning intelect and a mastery of disguise.  he traveled the foot hills and developed his own style of defense known simple as furry foot. He grew strong and lived off of the animals he caught and slaughtered with his bare hands.
Recently on one of their many excursions of superior domination Team Seagal crossed paths with this natural wonder and were only able to over power him because of there Diets of PBR and chinese herbs.  they taught him the was of the rigid 29er single speed.  They also introduced him to chinese herbs which help develop his senses even more.  Team Seagal took council an decided that such a formidable opponent could greatly limit the domination of all things so they allowed him to ally with them thus tameing the beast. And then he snapped all of their wrists