Out of work Speech Writer and Linguist for Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke. Previously known as the BIG WORD GUY for President George Bush's Supercool Liberator Speech Guy team and Vicente Fox's crossdressing lipstick applicator.

If you think that you are the man, you are sorely mistaken because I AM THE MAN. There is no one that can talk as much as I do while riding in this race. I make up for Lung Boy's silence. You can hear me all over the venue cheering on my fellow racers.