As a child I was traumatized by a bear and a giant soup spoon, don’t ask. Now I just take the pain. I just finished my first book, How to drop your inner child down a well. I hope you like it. If not, I’ll stuff you in a cement mixer. I should handle nothing sharper than a twinkie, maybe chainsaw with supervision. But when it comes to cycling I suck. If it has 2 wheels and pedals I really suck. I would like to thank Jamis Bikes for making my wonderful Dakar that I can’t ride over anything bigger than a popcorn kernel without falling over. Maybe I too have fallen victim of seeing Mike Lesondak in his buttless leather chaps riding his bike!!!!