Sneak a Ipod on the course to maintain stability and cadence.  Think 10 lbs lighter so a single speed will not pass us.  Make the LARGEST bonfire we can to cook marshmallows at distances beyond 15 feet.  Do NOT stick light sticks under our seats so they break the post and force us to run the lap.  Don't let the Rocky Mtn. traitor boy beat us even though he is on our squad.  Keep the married guy focused and away from his new wife.