….wait this is a race?!  These guys must really be desperate for team
members; this is only my second year riding. If you hear expletives
from way behind you, that will be me.  The question you should be
asking yourself is, "Why haven't I lapped that dork yet?."  All I ask
is that if you see me on the side of the trail; kick me to check for
vitals.  At times like these I like to think back to some good old
advice I got from my father.  He told me, "If you can't learn to do
something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly." Yes sir, dad…yes sir.