Well, first we asked Jason Cyr to ride with us cuz someone said you need a ringer.  Then Jason got real wishy washy and we had to have our lawyer step in to fire him.  Next Mr. Jeff got pregnant and Dr. Logar volunteered to race so that we could have the proper expertise if the baby should decide to come during the event.  Robbie wanted a faster bike and bought Dr. Steve's super machine that was on consignment cuz Rob's fiance, Shannon, said it was OK.  Roger also said that he'd marry them - which is really cool cuz I think the last wedding he performed was in a cave.  Sparky had a meltdown about the entry fee and decided that she had better rejoin the world of food service.  Flippin cakes and slinging hash - nobody rides for free.  I've recently been reborn in the glory of the heavenly single track.  It's wrong to ride for the flesh, you have to ride for the spirit.  Amen