I am the local legend known as "Red Bull".  My speeds are so fast I need aero bars.  Does anybody have tape, because my legs are ripped!  You too will be shredded if you try to hang on my wheel.  I'll trample you fast, with no remorse.  I've trimmed my fur to cut through the air.  Watch out or you'll die by my stare.  Be afraid, be verrrry afraid of the "Red Bull"!