"The Chad" is like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a bike jersey.  His glasses will hypnotize you, his outfit will confuse you, his bike will creep up on you and the speed at which he rides is sure to offend you.  Some say he once killed a man with a guitar string.  Don't ask him what he's thinking - you're not ready for the answer.

Chad says:  "I'm working on an algorithim that quantifies how you cannot hang.  It's really quite complex."