What to say about a man so hairy the wind drag alone should make him immobile.  Not to mention the stone-age cycle he lugs around like a wubby blanket, tattered, aged, and worn to the breaking point.  Don't piss him off, his 100% hot-headed Irish tempter will unleash  just a few furious seconds of overwhelming power on the trail.  As an artist, he's a little too in touch with his feminine side and he'll beguile his way past you with finese.