Lap Times Explained:  If someone's lap time (in this example, Jason's) should start to rack up some considerable digits (say, 5:42:43) it's not his time. He's not slow.  It's actually a measure of Ryan's time spent passed out in his tent like a girlie man.  Let's remember that Ryan is 10 years younger than Jason, AND he shaves his legs (and possibly more, but I can't/won't confirm that.)