A member of the family of bipedal primate mammals; diet mainly consisting of flax, whole grains, various leafy greens and tubers but occasionally scavenges the remains of previously killed animals; range is normally limited to the Mid-Atlantic states but is sometimes seen in various other regions in North America; often seen in the company of other bipedal primate mammals, forming a leaderless group that wanders around in circles trying to decide what to do next; name derives from the fact that he has become (in)famous for incorporating flax meal into just about every recipe.