Well, I believe in the soul...... the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas Eve rather than Christmas morning and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. 

The race for last place is over! I got it in the bag!