<p>First it was <a href="http://diary.blogs.com/the_diary_of_a_reluctant_/2005/12/netflix_thinks_.html" target="_blank">Netflix</a>.  Now it&#39;s Google&#39;s turn to creep me out.</p>

<p>The way the big websites categorize their users is starting to scare me.  Sometimes they&#39;re a little too accurate for comfort.</p>

<p>It appears that I&#39;m the #1 Google result for the following searches:  &quot;I have the laziest girlfriend&quot; and &quot;housewife lazy.&quot;</p>

<p>I would be insulted, except that my favorite Christmas present is <a href="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/redirect?link_code=ur2&amp;tag=mothisblisort-20&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;path=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2Fgp%2Fproduct%2FB00022HYJ6%2Fqid%3D1137015871%2Fsr%3D8-1%2Fref%3Dpd_bbs_1%3Fn%3D507846%2526s%3Dhome-garden%2526v%3Dglance" target="_blank">this</a><img alt="" border="0" height="1" src="http://www.assoc-amazon.com/e/ir?t=mothisblisort-20&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=1" style="border:none !important; margin:0px !important;" width="1" />.</p>
