<p>Mom #1 : I&#39;d been trying to get my husband to kill a fly that had been in the bathroom all day. It was driving me crazy! I finally told him I&#39;d give him 10 blowjobs if he killed it. You never saw a man kill a fly so quickly.</p>

<p>Mom #2 : Wow. You must really hate flies.</p>

<p>(I love my mom friends.)</p>
