<p>My husband, after inspecting the awesomely reusable, yet incredibly condescending shopping bag my new yoga mat came in:</p>

<p>&quot;You should have asked the cashier to be your friend.&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;Why?&quot;</p>

<p>&quot;It says right on the bag - &#39;Friends are more important than money&#39; - apparently they would&#39;ve valued your friendship more than your money.&quot;</p>

<p>(Here&#39;s a post making fun of some of the other things on <a href="http://fergis.wordpress.com/2007/10/20/dear-lululemon-manifesto/">Lululemon shopping bags</a> - yeah, the bags are cheesy, but they&#39;re reusable so they&#39;re going <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/12/16/business/16bags.html">shopping with me</a> - all in the name of less waste!)</p>
