<p>No, really.&#0160; I&#39;m STILL pregnant. I know you&#39;ve heard this one before, but I&#39;ve been pregnant since January, and since it is now October, you will forgive me for being a bit repetitive. </p><p>I&#39;m scheduled for an induction, but that&#39;s still a week away. I&#39;m scheduled for a battery of tests, but those won&#39;t happen until the weekend. I&#39;m starting to think that my OBGYN is running some sort of evil experiment where she is testing just how much pregnancy a female body can handle. My bones hurt, that&#39;s how heavy this belly is. My back spasms and contractions are so bad at times that we went into the hospital AGAIN...and were promptly sent home with the diagnosis of false labor. But this time they were nice enough to give me a sleeping pill because they couldn&#39;t figure out how I was going to get any rest with those contractions. </p><p>That was three days ago. I have nothing else to say about that.</p>
