<p>I have been quiet&#0160; because my husband has been in Europe for the past 9 days (but who&#39;s counting!) for his brother&#39;s wedding.&#0160; I missed a fairytale medieval castle wedding because the bride and groom couldn&#39;t plan their big day around my pregnancy.&#0160; The nerve!&#0160; (I kid of course.)</p>

<p>But that&#39;s not what&#39;s important.&#0160; What&#39;s important is that I&#39;ve been home alone, in a new house, with a new baby, and with a two year old.</p>

<p>You thought calculus was hard?&#0160; THIS is hard.&#0160; </p>

<p>The husband is back tomorrow night - so I can finally put my virtual feet up and relax a bit.&#0160; I can&#39;t, however, come up with a coherent post, so I will give you the last nine days of my life - in bullet form:</p>

<ul><li>Benjamin had his 2 month appointment.&#0160; I, being awesome experienced mother that I am, completely forgot that he would get his first vaccinations at this appointment.</li>

<li>Somehow, as I was nursing Benjamin after his surprise shots, he managed to poop all over himself, the pediatrician&#39;s office floor, and my jeans.&#0160; Also, I stepped on the poop as I was trying to clean the floor.&#0160; I left the dr&#39;s office with a huge poop stain accross my lap.&#0160; Did I care?&#0160; No.</li>

<li>My hairbrush is still packed away somewhere.&#0160; Do I care?&#0160; No.</li>

<li>Benjamin ran his first fever.&#0160; Called the pediatrician in a panic because if a 2 month old runs a fever you have to go to the emergency room.&#0160; What would I do with Sebastian?&#0160; Then they reminded me that kids get fevers with vaccines.&#0160; I should have known that (see first bullet point).&#0160; Oops.&#0160; A little bit of Tylenol took it away.</li>

<li>I ordered from Zappos for the first time.&#0160; I have to return two pairs of shoes.&#0160; My printer is packed away somewhere.&#0160; I KNOW I&#39;m going to forget to return the damn shoes.</li>

<li>Sebastian may or may not have had a case of conjunctivitis.</li>

<li>In an example of breathtakingly stupid behavior, I volunteered to recruit local merchants to give discounts to our local mother&#39;s group.&#0160; Like I have the time to do this.</li>

<li>I memorized the &quot;I did that!&quot;&#0160; Blue&#39;s Clues episode.</li>

<li>I sang &quot;Dora, Dora, the exploreeeeeeer!&quot; while at the supermarket checkout.&#0160; Out loud.&#0160; Oh God.</li>

<li>Where are my summer clothes?&#0160; Anyone see them?</li>

<li>Hi!&#0160; Our toilets are loose.&#0160; Awesome.</li></ul>

<p>See what you missed?&#0160; Aren&#39;t you glad I was away from the computer?</p>

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<p><em>I&#39;ve started a review blog - EverydayTreats - thanks to the nice people who send me stuff to try out.&#0160; (I do it for you, my readers!)&#0160; Every once in a while, I&#39;ll have a giveaway - so keep an eye on my sidebar!&#0160; Today, however, it&#39;s a stop on the MotherTalk <a href="http://www.mamasource.com">Mamasource</a> blog tour.&#0160; <a href="http://www.everydaytreats.com">Check it out.</a> </em></p>
