Ahh, but there is the problem.  My local package store is crap - expensive and dirty.  Maybe I should visit your husband's?

(By the way, I've lived in 3 other states and liquor stores do just fine.  Don't fret!  I'll still need a place to get Gin.)

PS:  Since you've offered door-to-door delivery of hooch, you are exempt from death in my eyes.  But my mind is made up, and the vote has been cast.
