I had to fire my cleaning woman a couple of weeks ago. I was being taken advantage of, and I decided that I would tackle the cleaning myself. How hard can it be?

I got my cleaning equipment in order and got to work.

The very next day, my vacuum cleaner caught on fire.

Yes, fire. There was smoke coming out of the thing. It's still in the shop.

But I was not going to be deterred by the possibility of being killed by heavy machinery that doesn't lose suction. No. I would turn to the internet and search for help.

In other words, I wasted a couple of hours on YouTube. What else? That's where I stumbled upon Anthea Turner.

<em>Nestled deep in the Surrey countryside is a house like no other. Its mistress is the  supremely ordered and ruthlessly efficient Anthea Turner: The Perfect Housewife.</em>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z8SCvcRDlk&amp;feature=related

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