<p>So of course most of us are nothing more than a (patented) ear of fake corn.</p><p><object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/c2sgaO44_1c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" height="340" src="http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/c2sgaO44_1c&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="560" /></object></p><p>I can&#39;t wait to see Food, Inc -- even if I&#39;m incapable of watching a movie in the theater without eating fistfuls of popcorn and Milk Duds. You know, together. It&#39;s caramel-popcorn-chocolate nirvana.</p><p>However, I do believe in <a href="http://diary.blogs.com/the_diary_of_a_reluctant_/2009/04/honest-food.html">honest food</a> labeling. I hate &quot;food products&quot; even if I will eat them if I have to. Call me an elitist if you want, but I think McDonald&#39;s is a sad substitute for a backyard burger with fresh tomatoes and lettuce. It simply doesn&#39;t compare. So this is the most excited I&#39;ve been about a movie in ages. I just hope my fellow foodies don&#39;t mind my Milk-Dud-and-popcorn habit.</p>
