<p>&quot;This is your <em>third</em> pregnancy? You don&#39;t look like you&#39;re old enough to vote!&quot; <em>(Thank you butcher man. Thank you very much.)</em></p><p>&quot;Do you think the baby can feel my kisses? I like kissing the baby.&quot; <em>(From big brother, say it with me: Awww...)</em></p><p>&quot;Call the baby Winnie...Winnie the Pooh-pooh head! HA HA HA!&quot; <em>(From big brother as well. He&#39;s taking it well, obviously.)</em></p><p>Grocery store manager as he calls for an employee: &quot;Open a lane for this lady, we don&#39;t want her to have this baby here!&quot; Then he winked at me. <em>(The wink? It didn&#39;t help. But I got to skip the line, suckers!)</em></p><p>&quot;Oh my God. You look like you&#39;re just ready to pop! When are you due? Any minute, huh?&quot; <br />&quot;October.&quot;<br />&quot;Um, well, you look woooonderful!&quot; <em>(Too many strangers to count. Why would you ask a stranger her due date?)</em></p><p><em>Random lady:</em> &quot;I&#39;m a little psychic. Your fourth child will be a girl<em>.&quot;<br />Me:</em> &quot;Ha ha haaaa! Fourth child! That&#39;s funny!&quot;<br /><em>Random lady (looking hurt):</em> &quot;But I can feel your daughter! She&#39;s waiting for you in heaven right now.&quot;<br /><em>Me:</em> &quot;FOURTH child! Haaaa...good one.&quot;</p><p>&quot;You&#39;re having ANOTHER boy? Poor you.&quot; <em>(Rot in hell, asshole.)</em></p><p>&quot;I guess you were trying for a girl and failed!&quot; <em>(Seriously: What. The. Hell. Is. Wrong. With. People?)</em></p><p>And my favorite comment of all, because I like to end on a positive note:</p><p>&quot;You can&#39;t have enough men loving you! Well done!&quot;</p><p>Ain&#39;t that the truth.</p>
