<p><em>&quot;To you, I may be Christmas tree.&#0160; But to someone else, I may be God.&quot;</em></p>

<p><a href="http://www.beachersmadhouse.com/variety/act.php?act=2">Leonid the Magnificent</a>, <em>America&#39;s Got Talent</em></p>

<p>I haven&#39;t watched TV since the season finale of <em>Grey&#39;s Anatomy </em>so this obviously staged and fake talent show left me...well, I can&#39;t get Leonid&#39;s sparkly lips off my mind.</p>

<p>Also, Hasselhoff gets 20 points for his honesty when he let the harp girl (yawn) go to the next round:</p>

<p><em>&quot;I was hoping you would be good, because you&#39;re so beautiful.&quot;</em></p>

<p>The man is nothing if not honest.&#0160; She was boring, but oh so pretty.</p>
