I was thinking a bit and realize your tone in all your posts is very entertaining in the first person. You could totally write a novel about a woman who has her first child, turns 30, etc. all in a funny and relatable spin. I'm not sure what the hook would be, but essentially I bet you could write about yourself/semi-autobiographical and it would be fun to read...since your posts are always fun...I loved the snippet about your trip (I didn't love that you couldn't have a ton of fun, but I loved the tone of  how you wrote about it). Perhaps the heroine goes about writing a novel from a contest she enters on a fluke and maybe she actually gets high praise and a book deal in the end? (After all of her bumps and trips along the way).
