Oh, Lord, that bumper helmet is just cruel. Can you imagine baby photos with that thing?

I'm surprised I don't have a toilet lock. You know how every parent has their Special Fear for their child? My friend M is sure her daughter will choke and still won't give her (3-year-old) raisins (wtf?) ... well, mine is accidental drowning. And do you know how many kids drown each year in a toilet? Well, okay, but at least one or two. Poor toddlers with their heavy heads. Watching "Ray" scared the bejeezus out of me (bucket scene).
