<p><em>Last night.</em><br /><strong><br />Husband:</strong> &quot;What are you doing?&quot;</p>

<p><strong>Me: </strong>&quot;Watching an interview with the <em>Sex and City</em> girls.&quot;</p>

<p><strong>Husband:</strong> &quot;No, I mean on the computer.&quot;</p>

<p><strong>Me:</strong> &quot;Researching blue nail polish.&quot;<strong><br /></strong></p>

<p><strong>Husband:</strong> &quot;Is that Oprah?&quot;</p>

<p><strong>Me: </strong>&quot;Yes&quot;<br /><strong><br />Husband:</strong> &quot;I&#39;m going to Home Depot.&quot;</p>
