Okay, I'll give you the toilet lid locks.  Those might actually be usefully smart.  Although we just shut the bathroom doors to keep our little guy out.  Of course I know when I'm in there, I wasn't ever alone (no mother of a child between the ages of 0 and 7 is ever really alone in the bathroom) and I would turn my back for a second to wash my hands.  I guess should Gabe have decided to drink a handful of toilet water, he could've.  Now he's tall enough to open the doors, but I think he knows when I mean ick not to eat the thing from the floor/ground/toilet/dog bowl.
