<p>Did you know that it is entirely possible to write 1809 words and have them all come together to form tired cliches and mixed metaphors?&#0160; Did you?</p>

<p>Well it is.&#0160; I wrote 1809 words today and I made the mistake of rereading them.&#0160; Ouch.&#0160; I&#39;m pretty bad.&#0160; There go any dreams of literary virtuosity.&#0160; I would throw in the towel, except that going past my goal (&quot;only&quot; 1667 words a day!) is so exciting that I&#39;ve decided that since this Nanowrimo &quot;novel&quot; will never be read by another living human, I might as well see if I can make it to 50K words.</p>

<p>Writing garbage is fun.&#0160; You should try it.</p>

<p>I know that reading about the process of creating bad prose is about as exciting as watching paint dry (See!&#0160; Cliches!&#0160; They are easy!&#0160; So is bad grammar!) so I will do my best to not post about Nanowrimo until the end of November.&#0160; If you are at all interested in checking out my progress, you can check out the fancy meter on my sidebar.</p>

<p>Instead of Nano garbage, I&#39;ll do my best to post my usual stuff.&#0160; Which come to think of it, isn&#39;t very literary either.&#0160; Some things never change!</p>
