<p>My toddler says the most adorable things, I swear.&#0160; </p>

<p>While I&#39;m convinced of his brilliance and wit (I am his mother after all) I also realize that a lot of the time what is adorable is not necessarily <em>what</em> he says, but <em>how</em> he says it.</p>

<p>For instance, Sebastian&#39;s latest expression is &quot;Oh my goodness!&quot;- it&#39;s adorable because it&#39;s the kind of thing I imagine a prim schoolmarm would say but then he says it like the toddler he is,&#0160; &quot;Oh my guuuudness, Mama!&#0160; I drop my milk!&quot;</p>

<p>You have to hear it in person to fully appreciate the cuteness.&#0160; Trust me.</p>

<p>Last night, we were in the car with my brother and sister-in-law and I wanted them to hear for themselves just how cute he sounds when he says it.</p>

<p>&quot;Sebi,&quot;&#0160; I said. &quot;Can you say &#39;oh my goodness&#39; for Rudy and Evelyn?&quot;</p>

<p>A little voice pipes up from his car seat, &quot;F*CK!&quot;</p>

<p>Everyone in the car sat in stunned silence.&#0160; We&#39;ve all heard about positive reinforcement blah, blah, blah, so we ignored him.&#0160; </p>

<p>Still, I shot my husband a dirty look.</p>

<p>&quot;Um...I got lost in Cambridge once, and I forgot he was in the backseat,&quot; he said.&#0160; I could tell this wasn&#39;t necessarily his proudest moment in parenting. </p>

<p>&quot;F***ck!&#0160; F*ck-f*ckety-f*ckety f*ck f*ck!&#0160; F*ck!&#0160; F*ck!&#0160; Freaking f*cking f*ck!&#0160; Faaaack!&quot;</p>

<p>Sebastian paused and looked out the window at the lights on Newbury street.&#0160; You could hear the muffled laughter by now but we couldn&#39;t help ourselves.&#0160; He continued with his monologue without ever looking at us.</p>

<p>&quot;Oh f*ck.&#0160; F*cking f*ck! F*ckety-f*ck! F***ck!&#0160; F*cking f*ckers!&quot;</p>

<p>I was about to pee my pants at this point.&#0160; My husband gained a bit of composure and tried to defend himself:&#0160; </p>

<p>&quot;Come on!&#0160; Have you ever tried to drive in Cambridge without navigation?&quot; </p>

<p><em>(It didn&#39;t take very long to get some strange Google searches - so I added the asterisks, but you get the idea.)</em></p>
