<p>Go on vacation somewhere where the water is turquoise and the temperature never dips below 75 degrees in December and add copious amount of sticky sweet cocktails.  What does that logically lead to?  Yes, swimming and, ahem, amorous acrobatics with The Husband.  But noooo, that would be too easy.  Instead, I get my period.  I manage to get my fucking period NOW, for the first time in 19 months.</p>
