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<p>Do not go shopping on an empty stomach.  You have been warned.</p>

<p>What is wrong with me?  I bought this skirt today for The Husband&#39;s company party.  How did I not notice how freaking ugly it is?  It&#39;s purple velvet.  It has a an aqua lining.  It has little rope circles and a lime green sash for no good reason.  Unless, of course, I want to look like The Joker.  My stomach turns when I think about how much I paid for this piece of shit art project.  I plead temporary insanity.  I am blind and I am also an idiot.  The boutique I bought it from does not accept returns.  Only exchanges.  AAAGHH!  This is beyond buyer&#39;s remorse.  I won&#39;t get any sleep tonight.</p>
