Heh. My oldster epiphany came at an Aerosmith concert (I'm way older than you, that should make you feel better) when I realized that even if I wanted to, I couldn't flash my rack because I would lose my nursing pads. Then I would leak through the rest of the concert, making it appear as if Joe Perry was weeping copiously; probably because most of the audience had their tweenaged kids in tow, thus drastically reducing the number of breasts being seen.

That was 11 years ago. I went to a Duran Duran concert last November and that really drove home the fact that I am really. ancient. now. ;?)
