Oh yes there is, it's called "Spank me Jesus I've been bad!" 
and you can find it from all good christian porn shops accros the South.But what u really should b looking 4 is a small budget French flick called "Jesus da pimp" where Jesus is portrayed as a super pimp (u know he used to hang out with the whores..) who gains world power by blackmailing the evil politicians with details of they're adventures to the red light districts around the world.It features Snoop dog as Jesus,Christina Aguilera & Britney Spears as Ho no.1&2,+a cameo from Whoopy Goldberg as God.And (unless the transvestites count) he's all straight so that the southern babtists should love it too!..So watch out for the all pimping,coke sniffing,std healing Jesus getting jiggy with "It"(wink,wink) theathers near u on Christmas 2000 and 3! Fab or what!     