Okay, I am slowly coming out of my psychotic fit upon finding out that Guy Ritchie is directing Madonna, of all people, in Swept Away, or rather, Swept Away by an Unusual Destiny in the Blue Sea of August, by Lina Wertmuller via 1974 with Giancarlo Gianni.  What in Gods name is happening here.  First the twin towers gets bombed then this?  Is there nothing sacred in this world.  Does Guy Ritchie want everything to suck.  Does he actually think Madonna can act?  Is he insane?  Does anyone need to ask if it will Suck? 'Cause we know the answer to that question.  Am I the only one totally outraged?