Battle Heater: Kotatsu (1990) 

Directed by Jji Iida

Starring Akira Emoto, Yasuko Tomita

A horribly inept comedy horror involving a possessed Kotatsu heater taking revenge primarily on the band/gang that threaten its owner and then on virtually anyone and everyone it comes into contact with.

The premise is ridiculous, the film lacks any form of decent direction, Jji Iida (aka George Iida) is certainly not renowned for the quality of his films and this certainly wont help to raise his esteem as a director.

Appalling performances from the majority of the cast, I felt sorry for Yasuko Tomita (Kitchen) in particular, she really deserves better than this. Stupid story, lousy effects, as already noted pathetic directing. Basically another film that didnt deserve to see the light of day nevermind a UK release when there are so many good films out there.

The one decent part is the scene involving an old couple who have obviously had enough and have arranged their own deaths including their funeral arrangements, not so much funny but actually quite sad and moving. At least until a huge electric jolt brings them back to life.

Other than that, the only interesting point is learning about kotatsu heaters which are very traditional to the Japanese, to learn more about these follow this link. 

The film itself is utter tripe, far more painful than having skewers run through your tongue. Avoid at all costs unless you are a masochist.

Cheers Trev.

BBFC rated 12

R2 dvd released by Artsmagic