Yeah, a french remake of audition would be great.
But maybe a Jeunet-remake of Ichi would be even more interesting? Audrey Tautou as sado-maso blonde searching for the ultimate trip. But who should play ichi Maybe Jean Reno? I'd like to see him whining around 
Nah, for real I'd like him to take on the hollywood Superman-remake, with Tautou as Lois Lane, and the film centered around her.