To flip this around in a positive, if for some obnoxious or absurd, manner, for something resembling a good (if tangential) remake I'll vouch for Showgirls (re All About Eve). Frankly I'm surprised at the distinct lack of argument concerning my repeated assertions for the outstanding quality of Showgirls. Considering it tanked when released, I'm assuming there's someone out there who despises it? Aside from a rather perfunctory rape scene, I actually do think its very good.