I SWEAR to you on all things sacred in my life (including Little Miss B) that this is NOT an April Fool's joke.

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I felt a lot of pressure to whip out some sort of stellar April Fool's joke for you today, but I just couldn't seem to get it together.

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And then I thought, why am I sweating over this?  I don't NEED an April Fool's Joke!  I have Bella's Doggie DNA test results, and NOTHING could top this joke!

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<a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2011/02/24/day-149-doggie-dna-test-yes-ive-lost-my-mind/" target="_blank"><strong>You may recall that on Day 149 I temporarily lost my sanity and dished out 80 buckaroos for a Doggie DNA test.</strong></a> I'm not sure if I was brave enough to share the expenditure with you back then, but I'm coming clean now.

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This is what people without human kids do.  We overindulge our pets.  And our insatiable canine curiosity, in this instance.

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Bella is most obviously the Poster Child for "Wire-Haired Terrier Mix".

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She also moonlights as the Poster Child for "Cutest Dog You Will Ever See In Your Life".  It's true.  Total strangers stop and coo over Little Miss B.  Everyone's first question (after the "She is so adorable!" profession):   "What kind of dog is she?"

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I've been told by People in the Know (Mixed-Up Mutts Rescue and her vets) that she is a "wire-haired terrier mix".

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