Dare I confess in a public forum I am not a fan of Airplane.  Not that I don't use the 'black, like my men' line.  :)  Give me Tootsie in the theatre, please!

Michael: My friend Sandy thinks I'm gay.
Sydney Pollack (as his agent): Well sleep with her.
Michael: I already slept with her.  She still thinks I'm gay.
Sydney: Oh, that's not good Michael.