INSERT INTO `wp_posts` VALUES (2165,1,'2010-11-23 15:04:41','2010-11-23 22:04:41','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Holy crap!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">You\'re not going to believe the photo below!!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>First I need to set up our ghostly adventure.  You didn\'t think I was going to whip out the photo right away and kill the suspense, did you?  ;-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On Day 57, the four Ghost Huntresses (me, Christy Jo, Becky Jo, and Sarah) abandoned the comfort and safety of our homes to check into one of the most haunted places in the world.  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you were wondering, yes, we\'re nuts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And also a lot of fun. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And exceptionally brave when Patron is involved. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We arrived at the <a href=\"http://www.jeromegrandhotel.net/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jerome Grand Hotel</strong> </a>around dinner time.  The dark and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stormy</span> chilly full moon night set the stage for an eerie everning. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The Jerome Grand Hotel sits on the top of the hill over the town of Jerome which we all agreed looked super creepy.  Christy Jo started freaking out as she drove up the hill.  Apparently, she noticed a bedroom light flashing on and off.   This coupled with the (no) vacancy sign flickering only a \"cy\" reminded her way too much of the Bates motel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Even I, with all of my bravado, had a \"What the hell have I gotten us into?!?!\" moment.</span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We all shrieked like school girls as we unloaded our bags from the car.  We schlepped up to the hotel and checked in with a front desk attendant who (god bless him) had no idea that I was about to pepper him with 15 minutes worth of questions. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now that I think about it, his rambling and long-winded answers were probably a ploy to keep the excited hottie girls from Phoenix down in the uneventful lobby for as long as he could.  His scheme worked. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We found out that our Room 10 had seen \"activity\".  </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo flipped through the guest log and found entries for Room 10 which included bed covers flung off in the middle of the night.  The rest of it I can\'t tell you.  I seemed to have blocked it out as a protective mechanism.  If you want, I can go through hypnosis for another blog day to uncover the lost memory.  Or Christy Jo could just comment below, I suppose. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When I stumbled around the hotel website prior to our visit, I unearthed stories of wheezing and coughing coming from room corners.  (The hotel was formerly a hospital.  And yes, there were mental patients because I asked in my 15 minute round of questioning.  I knew there had to be some reason why their restaurant is named The Asylum.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>If you\'re not catching my drift, there could be crazy ghosts floating around the hotel which is somehow more unnerving than sane ghosts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Other guest experiences include (but are not limited to) strange noises, TVs turning on and off, voices, and unexplained smells of dust and flowers.  There have also been reports of cigarette and whisky smells which I think is most obviously a dead country music singer living it up in the afterlife. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />Guests also claim to have seen orbs of light, ectoplasm (wtf?!), apparations of a nurse, and a woman in white.  According to legend, the woman and her baby died in childbirth.  The woman in white is distraught over the treatment of her child who was buried in an unmarked grave. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Are you scared yet?  :-o </span></span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Here\'s a first-hand account from my friend, Perry, who didn\'t believe in ghosts until after his stay at the Jerome Grand Hotel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the middle of the night, Perry heard kids running up and down the hall.  The kids didn\'t let up, so Perry exited his room to tell them to stop.  There was no one there. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When he returned to his bed, the kids ran amuck again.  Perry was officially pissed.  He swung open the door to an empty hallway. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Perry then camped out behind the door with his hand on the knob.  As soon as he heard the kids directly outside his room, he flung open the door. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>No one was there!!!!!  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />At that moment, Perry converted to a believer.  Duh. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Anywho, back to the Ghost Huntresses stalled in the lobby by the wordy front desk attendant...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When the girls wanted to strangle me for delaying dinner, I graciously thanked Mr. Front Desk Guy, and we were off! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Or up, to be precise.  We boarded an old-fashioned elevator that is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of Claude Harvey.  Claude reportedly met with foul play in the elevator shaft. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We creaked open the door to Room 10 and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Boo!  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened.  Just wanted to make sure you are still with me.  :-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Huntress Sarah immediately scoured the room while I acted like a ghost paparazzi with my camera.  Guests previously captured images and orbs of light at various locations in the hotel.  You can see those pictures <strong><a href=\"http://www.jeromeghosthunting.com/Ghost%20Hunt%20Photos.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.  </strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Tech savvy Ghost Huntresses Christy Jo and Becky Jo whipped out their iPad and iPhone featuring the Ghost Radar app. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Apple, you crack me up.  Ghost Radar app?!?! </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!</span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Radar not only lit up like a Christmas tree with \"activity\", but it also spat out words that Becky Jo swore pertained to us!  Again, I have blocked out those words in my post-haunted-amnesia, so the other Ghost Huntresses really need to chime in and comment below. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of all this mayhem, I excused myself to the ladies room.  After I finished my business, I stood in the bathroom and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I screamed bloody murder!!! </span></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>To freak the girls out. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened this time either. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The girls gasped, \"Michelle?!?!\" from the room, but when I threw open the door, I found them huddled on the other side of the room ready to make an escape. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I made a mental note that I seriously hoped nothing otherworldly happened that night.  My fellow Ghost Huntresses would be of no help and would be outta there faster than you can say, \"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>After this flurry of photo ops and ghost radar apps, we decided to step out to dinner.  The restaurant was conveniently located right outside our room. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>As we entered the lobby, a really ugly/scary statue of a twisted wee man sat on an old wheelchair.  Christy insisted that I pose for a photo.  She directed me to pretend to push the wheelchair from behind.  I, always the method actress, performed a mute scream this time around.  A false alarm with your friends is one thing; a false alarm with dinner guests could get me kicked out of the joint. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo then spazzed out about something with my camera.  I tuned her out while wondering what kind of food The Asylum served.  Becky Jo flipped out as well as she brought me my camera. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And now it\'s time for the photo reveal.  May I have a drum roll, please?</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p> <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Uh-huh.  Those are orbs, baby. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Holy Sh#%balls!!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I nearly hyperventilated.  I just took dozens of photos of the room, and those images were crystal clear!!!  Well...all of them except one.  Look closely at the back of Sarah\'s leg.  It\'s not a bleach stain, my friends. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2109\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>It\'s a frickin\' orb!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now...when Kimeee saw this photo upon my return, she asked, \"What are these \'orbs\'?  Have you researched them?  What are they supposedly comprised of?\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>But Kimeee is an attorney, and therefore thinks about things logically and rationally on a daily basis. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I, as her right-brained artsy fartsy friend, see balls of unknown nature in a photo, think back to the mention of orbs on the hotel website, and need no further explanation. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Do you?!?! </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ladies and 3 token gents, let\'s be perfectly candid with each other, shall we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>There was nothing on my camera lens.  There were no special lighting effects in the hotel lobby as evidenced by subsequent photos in the same location.  You have my word that I did not alter the photo in any way, shape or form. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I believe I mentioned that the location of the orbs was merely several feet from our room?!?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you experience the supernatural within 15 minutes of arriving at your room, its\' time to call out the big guns. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>For the rest of the evening, our fear<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">less</span>ful heroines had become comfortably numb.  So who knows if anything else happened. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We did scour the hallways with our Ghost Radar and cameras later on with no trace of anything alarming. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In my humble opinion, the orbs were more than enough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So there you have it.  The Ghost Huntresses continue to be ghost magnets. <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/17/day-51-we-see-dead-people/\" target=\"_blank\">(See Day 51 for our backstory.) </a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">We are now accepting offers for our own </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Ghost </span></span></strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Huntresses TV show. </span> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We\'re prettier, smarter, and infinitely more talented than those morons on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>.  If they can land a TV gig, why can\'t we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Here\'s my pitch to The Discovery Channel:  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Charlie\'s Angels Meets Ghostbusters.  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Dreams do come true, my friends.  Dreams do come true!  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>                 ***************************************</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Scroll down for more \"interesting\" photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2111\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>None of us noticed this on that fateful night.  You can see another orb in the foreground.  Click the photo, enlarge, and look at what is near Ghost Huntress Becky Jo\'s ankle.  (She\'s the one sitting on the bed while checking out Ghost Radar.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Is that ectoplasm?!?!</strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2134\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>This was taken immediately after discovering the orbs in the Orbs Gone Wild! photo above.  A few remnant orbs are still around and ready for their close-up.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2136\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Innocuous photo of me goofing off again.  This and the tequila shot photo were both taken with my camera.  I told you there was nothing on the lens!  :-o </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 57:  We Saw Dead People (or if you want to be technical, \"orbs\")','','inherit','open','open','','2098-revision-59','','','2010-11-23 15:04:41','2010-11-23 22:04:41','',2098,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/23/2098-revision-59/',0,'revision','',0),(2166,1,'2010-11-23 15:04:56','2010-11-23 22:04:56','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Holy crap!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">You\'re not going to believe the photo below!!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>First I need to set up our ghostly adventure.  You didn\'t think I was going to whip out the photo right away and kill the suspense, did you?  ;-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On Day 57, the four Ghost Huntresses (me, Christy Jo, Becky Jo, and Sarah) abandoned the comfort and safety of our homes to check into one of the most haunted places in the world.  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you were wondering, yes, we\'re nuts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And also a lot of fun. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And exceptionally brave when Patron is involved. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We arrived at the <a href=\"http://www.jeromegrandhotel.net/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jerome Grand Hotel</strong> </a>around dinner time.  The dark and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stormy</span> chilly full moon night set the stage for an eerie everning. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The Jerome Grand Hotel sits on the top of the hill over the town of Jerome which we all agreed looked super creepy.  Christy Jo started freaking out as she drove up the hill.  Apparently, she noticed a bedroom light flashing on and off.   This coupled with the (no) vacancy sign flickering only a \"cy\" reminded her way too much of the Bates motel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Even I, with all of my bravado, had a \"What the hell have I gotten us into?!?!\" moment.</span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We all shrieked like school girls as we unloaded our bags from the car.  We schlepped up to the hotel and checked in with a front desk attendant who (god bless him) had no idea that I was about to pepper him with 15 minutes worth of questions. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now that I think about it, his rambling and long-winded answers were probably a ploy to keep the excited hottie girls from Phoenix down in the uneventful lobby for as long as he could.  His scheme worked. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We found out that our Room 10 had seen \"activity\".  </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo flipped through the guest log and found entries for Room 10 which included bed covers flung off in the middle of the night.  The rest of it I can\'t tell you.  I seemed to have blocked it out as a protective mechanism.  If you want, I can go through hypnosis for another blog day to uncover the lost memory.  Or Christy Jo could just comment below, I suppose. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When I stumbled around the hotel website prior to our visit, I unearthed stories of wheezing and coughing coming from room corners.  (The hotel was formerly a hospital.  And yes, there were mental patients because I asked in my 15 minute round of questioning.  I knew there had to be some reason why their restaurant is named The Asylum.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>If you\'re not catching my drift, there could be crazy ghosts floating around the hotel which is somehow more unnerving than sane ghosts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Other guest experiences include (but are not limited to) strange noises, TVs turning on and off, voices, and unexplained smells of dust and flowers.  There have also been reports of cigarette and whisky smells which I think is most obviously a dead country music singer living it up in the afterlife. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />Guests also claim to have seen orbs of light, ectoplasm (wtf?!), apparations of a nurse, and a woman in white.  According to legend, the woman and her baby died in childbirth.  The woman in white is distraught over the treatment of her child who was buried in an unmarked grave. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Are you scared yet?  :-o </span></span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Here\'s a first-hand account from my friend, Perry, who didn\'t believe in ghosts until after his stay at the Jerome Grand Hotel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the middle of the night, Perry heard kids running up and down the hall.  The kids didn\'t let up, so Perry exited his room to tell them to stop.  There was no one there. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When he returned to his bed, the kids ran amuck again.  Perry was officially pissed.  He swung open the door to an empty hallway. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Perry then camped out behind the door with his hand on the knob.  As soon as he heard the kids directly outside his room, he flung open the door. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>No one was there!!!!!  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />At that moment, Perry converted to a believer.  Duh. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Anywho, back to the Ghost Huntresses stalled in the lobby by the wordy front desk attendant...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When the girls wanted to strangle me for delaying dinner, I graciously thanked Mr. Front Desk Guy, and we were off! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Or up, to be precise.  We boarded an old-fashioned elevator that is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of Claude Harvey.  Claude reportedly met with foul play in the elevator shaft. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We creaked open the door to Room 10 and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Boo!  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened.  Just wanted to make sure you are still with me.  :-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Huntress Sarah immediately scoured the room while I acted like a ghost paparazzi with my camera.  Guests previously captured images and orbs of light at various locations in the hotel.  You can see those pictures <strong><a href=\"http://www.jeromeghosthunting.com/Ghost%20Hunt%20Photos.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.  </strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Tech savvy Ghost Huntresses Christy Jo and Becky Jo whipped out their iPad and iPhone featuring the Ghost Radar app. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Apple, you crack me up.  Ghost Radar app?!?! </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!</span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Radar not only lit up like a Christmas tree with \"activity\", but it also spat out words that Becky Jo swore pertained to us!  Again, I have blocked out those words in my post-haunted-amnesia, so the other Ghost Huntresses really need to chime in and comment below. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of all this mayhem, I excused myself to the ladies room.  After I finished my business, I stood in the bathroom and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I screamed bloody murder!!! </span></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>To freak the girls out. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened this time either. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The girls gasped, \"Michelle?!?!\" from the room, but when I threw open the door, I found them huddled on the other side of the room ready to make an escape. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I made a mental note that I seriously hoped nothing otherworldly happened that night.  My fellow Ghost Huntresses would be of no help and would be outta there faster than you can say, \"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>After this flurry of photo ops and ghost radar apps, we decided to step out to dinner.  The restaurant was conveniently located right outside our room. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>As we entered the lobby, a really ugly/scary statue of a twisted wee man sat on an old wheelchair.  Christy insisted that I pose for a photo.  She directed me to pretend to push the wheelchair from behind.  I, always the method actress, performed a mute scream this time around.  A false alarm with your friends is one thing; a false alarm with dinner guests could get me kicked out of the joint. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo then spazzed out about something with my camera.  I tuned her out while wondering what kind of food The Asylum served.  Becky Jo flipped out as well as she brought me my camera. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And now it\'s time for the photo reveal.  May I have a drum roll, please?</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p> <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Uh-huh.  Those are orbs, baby. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Holy Sh#%balls!!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I nearly hyperventilated.  I just took dozens of photos of the room, and those images were crystal clear!!!  Well...all of them except one.  Look closely at the back of Sarah\'s leg.  It\'s not a bleach stain, my friends. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2109\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>It\'s a frickin\' orb!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now...when Kimeee saw this photo upon my return, she asked, \"What are these \'orbs\'?  Have you researched them?  What are they supposedly comprised of?\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>But Kimeee is an attorney, and therefore thinks about things logically and rationally on a daily basis. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I, as her right-brained artsy fartsy friend, see balls of unknown nature in a photo, think back to the mention of orbs on the hotel website, and need no further explanation. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Do you?!?! </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ladies and 3 token gents, let\'s be perfectly candid with each other, shall we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>There was nothing on my camera lens.  There were no special lighting effects in the hotel lobby as evidenced by subsequent photos in the same location.  You have my word that I did not alter the photo in any way, shape or form. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I believe I mentioned that the location of the orbs was merely several feet from our room?!?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you experience the supernatural within 15 minutes of arriving at your room, its\' time to call out the big guns. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>For the rest of the evening, our fear<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">less</span>ful heroines had become comfortably numb.  So who knows if anything else happened. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We did scour the hallways with our Ghost Radar and cameras later on with no trace of anything alarming. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In my humble opinion, the orbs were more than enough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So there you have it.  The Ghost Huntresses continue to be ghost magnets. <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/17/day-51-we-see-dead-people/\" target=\"_blank\">(See Day 51 for our backstory.) </a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">We are now accepting offers for our own </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Ghost </span></span></strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Huntresses TV show. </span> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We\'re prettier, smarter, and infinitely more talented than those morons on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>.  If they can land a TV gig, why can\'t we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Here\'s my pitch to The Discovery Channel:  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Charlie\'s Angels Meets Ghostbusters.  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Dreams do come true, my friends.  Dreams do come true!  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>                 ***************************************</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Scroll down for more \"interesting\" photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2111\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>None of us noticed this on that fateful night.  You can see another orb in the foreground.  Click the photo, enlarge, and look at what is near Ghost Huntress Becky Jo\'s ankle.  (She\'s the one sitting on the bed while checking out Ghost Radar.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Is that ectoplasm?!?!</strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2134\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>This was taken immediately after discovering the orbs in the Orbs Gone Wild! photo above.  A few remnant orbs are still around and ready for their close-up.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2136\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Innocuous photo of me goofing off again.  This and the tequila shot photo were both taken with my camera.  I told you there was nothing on the lens!  :-o </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 57:  We Saw Dead People (or if you want to be technical, \"orbs\")','','inherit','open','open','','2098-revision-60','','','2010-11-23 15:04:56','2010-11-23 22:04:56','',2098,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/23/2098-revision-60/',0,'revision','',0),(2167,1,'2010-11-23 15:40:42','2010-11-23 22:40:42','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Holy crap!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">You\'re not going to believe the photo below!!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>First I need to set up our ghostly adventure.  You didn\'t think I was going to whip out the photo right away and kill the suspense, did you?  ;-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On Day 57, the four Ghost Huntresses (me, Christy Jo, Becky Jo, and Sarah) abandoned the comfort and safety of our homes to check into one of the most haunted places in the world.  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you were wondering, yes, we\'re nuts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And also a lot of fun. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And exceptionally brave when Patron is involved. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We arrived at the <a href=\"http://www.jeromegrandhotel.net/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jerome Grand Hotel</strong> </a>around dinner time.  The dark and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stormy</span> chilly full moon night set the stage for an eerie everning. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The Jerome Grand Hotel sits on the top of the hill over the town of Jerome which we all agreed looked super creepy.  Christy Jo started freaking out as she drove up the hill.  Apparently, she noticed a bedroom light flashing on and off.   This coupled with the (no) vacancy sign flickering only a \"cy\" reminded her way too much of the Bates motel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Even I, with all of my bravado, had a \"What the hell have I gotten us into?!?!\" moment.</span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We all shrieked like school girls as we unloaded our bags from the car.  We schlepped up to the hotel and checked in with a front desk attendant who (god bless him) had no idea that I was about to pepper him with 15 minutes worth of questions. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now that I think about it, his rambling and long-winded answers were probably a ploy to keep the excited hottie girls from Phoenix down in the uneventful lobby for as long as he could.  His scheme worked. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We found out that our Room 10 had seen \"activity\".  </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo flipped through the guest log and found entries for Room 10 which included bed covers flung off in the middle of the night.  The rest of it I can\'t tell you.  I seemed to have blocked it out as a protective mechanism.  If you want, I can go through hypnosis for another blog day to uncover the lost memory.  Or Christy Jo could just comment below, I suppose. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When I stumbled around the hotel website prior to our visit, I unearthed stories of wheezing and coughing coming from room corners.  (The hotel was formerly a hospital.  And yes, there were mental patients because I asked in my 15 minute round of questioning.  I knew there had to be some reason why their restaurant is named The Asylum.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>If you\'re not catching my drift, there could be crazy ghosts floating around the hotel which is somehow more unnerving than sane ghosts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Other guest experiences include (but are not limited to) strange noises, TVs turning on and off, voices, and unexplained smells of dust and flowers.  There have also been reports of cigarette and whisky smells which I think is most obviously a dead country music singer living it up in the afterlife. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />Guests also claim to have seen orbs of light, ectoplasm (wtf?!), apparations of a nurse, and a woman in white.  According to legend, the woman and her baby died in childbirth.  The woman in white is distraught over the treatment of her child who was buried in an unmarked grave. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Are you scared yet?  :-o </span></span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Here\'s a first-hand account from my friend, Perry, who didn\'t believe in ghosts until after his stay at the Jerome Grand Hotel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the middle of the night, Perry heard kids running up and down the hall.  The kids didn\'t let up, so Perry exited his room to tell them to stop.  There was no one there. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When he returned to his bed, the kids ran amuck again.  Perry was officially pissed.  He swung open the door to an empty hallway. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Perry then camped out behind the door with his hand on the knob.  As soon as he heard the kids directly outside his room, he flung open the door. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>No one was there!!!!!  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />At that moment, Perry converted to a believer.  Duh. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Anywho, back to the Ghost Huntresses stalled in the lobby by the wordy front desk attendant...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When the girls wanted to strangle me for delaying dinner, I graciously thanked Mr. Front Desk Guy, and we were off! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Or up, to be precise.  We boarded an old-fashioned elevator that is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of Claude Harvey.  Claude reportedly met with foul play in the elevator shaft. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We creaked open the door to Room 10 and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Boo!  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened.  Just wanted to make sure you are still with me.  :-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Huntress Sarah immediately scoured the room while I acted like a ghost paparazzi with my camera.  Guests previously captured images and orbs of light at various locations in the hotel.  You can see those pictures <strong><a href=\"http://www.jeromeghosthunting.com/Ghost%20Hunt%20Photos.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.  </strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Tech savvy Ghost Huntresses Christy Jo and Becky Jo whipped out their iPad and iPhone featuring the Ghost Radar app. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Apple, you crack me up.  Ghost Radar app?!?! </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!</span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Radar not only lit up like a Christmas tree with \"activity\", but it also spat out words that Becky Jo swore pertained to us!  Again, I have blocked out those words in my post-haunted-amnesia, so the other Ghost Huntresses really need to chime in and comment below. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of all this mayhem, I excused myself to the ladies room.  After I finished my business, I stood in the bathroom and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I screamed bloody murder!!! </span></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>To freak the girls out. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened this time either. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The girls gasped, \"Michelle?!?!\" from the room, but when I threw open the door, I found them huddled on the other side of the room ready to make an escape. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I made a mental note that I seriously hoped nothing otherworldly happened that night.  My fellow Ghost Huntresses would be of no help and would be outta there faster than you can say, \"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>After this flurry of photo ops and ghost radar apps, we decided to step out to dinner.  The restaurant was conveniently located right outside our room. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>As we entered the lobby, a really ugly/scary statue of a twisted wee man sat on an old wheelchair.  Christy insisted that I pose for a photo.  She directed me to pretend to push the wheelchair from behind.  I, always the method actress, performed a mute scream this time around.  A false alarm with your friends is one thing; a false alarm with dinner guests could get me kicked out of the joint. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo then spazzed out about something with my camera.  I tuned her out while wondering what kind of food The Asylum served.  Becky Jo flipped out as well as she brought me my camera. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And now it\'s time for the photo reveal.  May I have a drum roll, please?</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p> <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Uh-huh.  Those are orbs, baby. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Holy Sh#%balls!!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I nearly hyperventilated.  I just took dozens of photos of the room, and those images were crystal clear!!!  Well...all of them except one.  Look closely at the back of Sarah\'s leg.  It\'s not a bleach stain, my friends. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2109\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>It\'s a frickin\' orb!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now...when Kimeee saw this photo upon my return, she asked, \"What are these \'orbs\'?  Have you researched them?  What are they supposedly comprised of?\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>But Kimeee is an attorney, and therefore thinks about things logically and rationally on a daily basis. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I, as her right-brained artsy fartsy friend, see balls of unknown nature in a photo, think back to the mention of orbs on the hotel website, and need no further explanation. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Do you?!?! </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ladies and 3 token gents, let\'s be perfectly candid with each other, shall we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>There was nothing on my camera lens.  There were no special lighting effects in the hotel lobby as evidenced by subsequent photos in the same location.  You have my word that I did not alter the photo in any way, shape or form. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I believe I mentioned that the location of the orbs was merely several feet from our room?!?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you experience the supernatural within 15 minutes of arriving at your room, its\' time to call out the big guns. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>For the rest of the evening, our fear<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">less</span>ful heroines had become comfortably numb.  So who knows if anything else happened. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We did scour the hallways with our Ghost Radar and cameras later on with no trace of anything alarming. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In my humble opinion, the orbs were more than enough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So there you have it.  The Ghost Huntresses continue to be ghost magnets. <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/17/day-51-we-see-dead-people/\" target=\"_blank\">(See Day 51 for our backstory.) </a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">We are now accepting offers for our own </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Ghost </span></span></strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Huntresses TV show. </span> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We\'re prettier, smarter, and infinitely more talented than those morons on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>.  If they can land a TV gig, why can\'t we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Here\'s my pitch to The Discovery Channel:  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Charlie\'s Angels Meets Ghostbusters.  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Dreams do come true, my friends.  Dreams do come true!  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>                 ***************************************</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Scroll down for more \"interesting\" photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2111\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>None of us noticed this on that fateful night.  You can see another orb in the foreground.  Click the photo, enlarge, and look at what is near Ghost Huntress Becky Jo\'s ankle.  (She\'s the one sitting on the bed while checking out Ghost Radar.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Is that ectoplasm?!?!</strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2134\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>This was taken immediately after discovering the orbs in the Orbs Gone Wild! photo above.  A few remnant orbs are still around and ready for their close-up.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2136\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Innocuous photo of me goofing off again.  This and the tequila shot photo were both taken with my camera.  I told you there was nothing on the lens!  :-o </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 57:  We Saw Dead People (or if you want to be technical, \"orbs\")','','inherit','open','open','','2098-revision-61','','','2010-11-23 15:40:42','2010-11-23 22:40:42','',2098,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/23/2098-revision-61/',0,'revision','',0),(2168,1,'2012-03-12 22:11:59','2012-03-13 05:11:59','<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Holy crap!</span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"> </span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">You\'re not going to believe the photo below!!</span></strong></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nFirst I need to set up our ghostly adventure.  You didn\'t think I was going to whip out the photo right away and kill the suspense, did you?\n\n&nbsp;\n\nOn Day 57, the four Ghost Huntresses (me, Christy Jo, Becky Jo, and Sarah) abandoned the comfort and safety of our homes to check into one of the most haunted places in the world.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nIn case you were wondering, yes, we\'re nuts.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nAnd also a lot of fun.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nAnd exceptionally brave when Patron is involved.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWe arrived at the <a href=\"http://www.jeromegrandhotel.net/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jerome Grand Hotel</strong> </a>around dinner time.  The dark and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stormy</span> chilly full moon night set the stage for an eerie everning.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nThe Jerome Grand Hotel sits on the top of the hill over the town of Jerome which we all agreed looked uber-creepy.  Christy Jo started panicking as she drove up the hill.  Apparently, she noticed a bedroom light flashing on and off.   This coupled with the (no) vacancy sign flickering only a \"cy\" reminded her way too much of the Bates motel.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Even I, with all of my bravado, had a \"What the hell have I gotten us into?!?!\" moment.</span></span></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWe all shrieked like school girls as we unloaded our bags from the car.  We schlepped up to the hotel and checked in with a front desk attendant who (God bless him) had no idea that I was about to grill him with 15 minutes worth of questions.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nNow that I think about it, his rambling and long-winded answers were probably a ploy to keep the excited hottie girls from Phoenix down in the uneventful lobby for as long as he could.  His scheme worked.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We found out that our Room 10 had seen \"activity\".  </span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nChristy Jo flipped through the guest log and found entries for Room 10 which included bed covers flung off in the middle of the night.  The rest of it I can\'t tell you.  I seemed to have blocked it out as a protective mechanism.  If you want, I can go through hypnosis for another blog day to uncover the lost memory.  Or Christy Jo could just comment below, I suppose.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWhen I stumbled around the hotel website prior to our visit, I unearthed stories of wheezing and coughing coming from room corners.  (The hotel was formerly a hospital.  And yes, there were mental patients because I asked in my 15 minute round of questioning.  I knew there had to be some reason why their restaurant is named The Asylum.)\n\n&nbsp;\n\nIf you\'re not catching my drift, there could be crazy ghosts floating around the hotel which is somehow more unnerving than sane ghosts.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nOther guest experiences have included (but have not been limited to) strange noises, TVs turning on and off, voices, and unexplained smells of dust and flowers.  There have also been reports of cigarette and whisky smells which I think is most obviously a dead country music singer living it up in the afterlife.\n\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />Guests also claim to have seen orbs of light, ectoplasm (wtf?!), apparations of a nurse, and a woman in white.  According to legend, the woman and her baby died in childbirth.  The woman in white is distraught over the treatment of her child who was buried in an unmarked grave.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Are you scared yet?  :-o </span></span></span></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nHere\'s a first-hand account from my friend, Perry, who didn\'t believe in ghosts until after his stay at the Jerome Grand Hotel.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nIn the middle of the night, Perry heard kids running up and down the hall.  The kids didn\'t let up, so Perry exited his room to tell them to stop.  There was no one there.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWhen he returned to his bed, the kids ran amuck again.  Perry was officially pissed.  He swung open the door to an empty hallway.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nPerry then camped out behind the door with his hand on the knob.  As soon as he heard the kids directly outside his room, he flung open the door.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>No one was there!!!!!  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />At that moment, Perry converted to a believer.  <em>Duh. </em>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nAnywho, back to the Ghost Huntresses stalled in the lobby by the wordy front desk attendant...\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWhen the girls wanted to strangle me for delaying dinner, I graciously thanked Mr. Front Desk Guy, and we were off!\n\n&nbsp;\n\nOr up, to be precise.  We boarded an old-fashioned elevator that is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of Claude Harvey.  Claude reportedly met with foul play in the elevator shaft.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWe creaked open the door to Room 10 and...\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Boo!  </strong></span></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nNothing happened.  Just wanted to make sure you are still with me.  :-)\n\n&nbsp;\n\nGhost Huntress Sarah immediately scoured the room while I acted like a ghost paparazzi with my camera.  Guests previously captured images and orbs of light at various locations in the hotel.  You can see those pictures <strong><a href=\"http://www.jeromeghosthunting.com/Ghost%20Hunt%20Photos.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.  </strong>\n\n<strong> </strong>\n\nTech savvy Ghost Huntresses Christy Jo and Becky Jo whipped out their iPad and iPhone featuring the Ghost Radar app.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Apple, you crack me up.  Ghost Radar app?!?! </span></span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> </span></span></strong></span>\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!</span></span></strong></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nGhost Radar not only lit up like a Christmas tree with \"activity\", but it also spat out words that Becky Jo swore pertained to us!  Again, I have blocked out those words in my post-haunted-amnesia, so the other Ghost Huntresses really need to chime in and comment below.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nIn the midst of all this mayhem, I excused myself to the ladies room.  After I finished my business, I stood in the bathroom and...\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I screamed bloody murder!!! </span></strong></span></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nTo freak the girls out.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nNothing happened this time either.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nThe girls gasped, \"Michelle?!?!\" from the room, but when I threw open the door, I found them huddled on the other side of the room ready to make an escape.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nI made a mental note that I seriously hoped nothing otherworldly happened that night.  My fellow Ghost Huntresses would be of no help and would be outta there faster than you can say, \"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!\"\n\n&nbsp;\n\nAfter this flurry of photo ops and ghost radar apps, we decided to step out to dinner.  The restaurant was conveniently located right outside our room.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nAs we entered the lobby, a really ugly/scary statue of a twisted wee man sat on an old wheelchair.  Christy insisted that I pose for a photo.  She directed me to pretend to push the wheelchair from behind.  I, always the method actress, performed a mute scream this time around.  A false alarm with your friends is one thing; a false alarm with dinner guests could get me kicked out of the joint.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nChristy Jo then spazzed out about something with my camera.  I tuned her out while wondering what kind of food The Asylum served.  Becky Jo flipped out as well as she brought me my camera.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nAnd now it\'s time for the photo reveal.  May I have a drum roll, please?\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nUh-huh.  Those are orbs, baby.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Holy Sh#%balls!!!!! </strong></span></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nI nearly hyperventilated.  I just took dozens of photos of the room, and those images were crystal clear!!!  Well...all of them except one.  Look closely at the back of Sarah\'s leg.  It\'s not a bleach stain, my friends.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2109\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nIt\'s a frickin\' orb!!!!\n\n&nbsp;\n\nNow...when Kimeee saw this photo upon my return, she asked, \"What are these \'orbs\'?  Have you researched them?  What are they supposedly comprised of?\"\n\n&nbsp;\n\nBut Kimeee is an attorney, and therefore thinks about things logically and rationally on a daily basis.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nI, as her right-brained artsy fartsy friend, see balls of unknown nature in a photo, think back to the mention of orbs on the hotel website, and need no further explanation.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Do you?!?! </span></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nLadies and 3 token gents, let\'s be perfectly candid with each other, shall we?\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!! </strong></span></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\nThere was nothing on my camera lens.  There were no special lighting effects in the hotel lobby as evidenced by subsequent photos in the same location.  You have my word that I did not alter the photo in any way, shape or form.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nI believe I mentioned that the location of the orbs was merely several feet from our room?!?!\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWhen you experience the supernatural within 15 minutes of arriving at your room, it\'s time to call out the big guns.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nFor the rest of the evening, our fear<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">less</span>ful heroines had become comfortably numb.  So who knows if anything else happened.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWe did scour the hallways with our Ghost Radar and cameras later on with no trace of anything alarming.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nIn my humble opinion, the orbs were more than enough.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nSo there you have it.  The Ghost Huntresses continue to be ghost magnets. <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/17/day-51-we-see-dead-people/\" target=\"_blank\">(See Day 51 for our backstory.) </a></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<strong> </strong>\n\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">We are now accepting offers for our own </span></span></strong>\n\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> </span></span></strong>\n\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Ghost </span></span></strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Huntresses TV show. </span> </span></strong>\n\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nWe\'re prettier, smarter, and infinitely more talented than those morons on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>.  If they can land a TV gig, why can\'t we?\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Here\'s my pitch to The Discovery Channel:  </strong></span></span>\n\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> </strong></span></span>\n\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Charlie\'s Angels Meets Ghostbusters.  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span>\n\n<strong><br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong>\n\n&nbsp;\n\nDreams do come true, my friends.  Dreams do come true!\n\n&nbsp;\n\n***************************************\n\n&nbsp;\n\nScroll down for more \"interesting\" photos.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2111\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\n\nNone of us noticed this on that fateful night.  You can see another orb in the foreground.  Click the photo, enlarge, and look at what is near Ghost Huntress Becky Jo\'s ankle.  (She\'s the one sitting on the bed while checking out Ghost Radar.)\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Is that ectoplasm?!?!</strong></span></span>\n\n&nbsp;\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2134\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\n\nThis was taken immediately after discovering the orbs in the Orbs Gone Wild! photo above.  A few remnant orbs are still around and ready for their close-up.\n\n&nbsp;\n\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2136\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\n\nInnocuous photo of me goofing off again.  This and the tequila shot photo were both taken with my camera.  I told you there was nothing on the lens!  :-o\n\n&nbsp;','Day 57:  We Saw Dead People (or if you want to be technical, \"orbs\")','','inherit','open','open','','2098-autosave','','','2012-03-12 22:11:59','2012-03-13 05:11:59','',2098,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/23/2098-autosave/',0,'revision','',0),(9978,1,'2012-03-12 22:08:24','2012-03-13 05:08:24','<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Holy crap!</span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"> </span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">You\'re not going to believe the photo below!!</span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nFirst I need to set up our ghostly adventure.  You didn\'t think I was going to whip out the photo right away and kill the suspense, did you?\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nOn Day 57, the four Ghost Huntresses (me, Christy Jo, Becky Jo, and Sarah) abandoned the comfort and safety of our homes to check into one of the most haunted places in the world.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nIn case you were wondering, yes, we\'re nuts.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nAnd also a lot of fun.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nAnd exceptionally brave when Patron is involved.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWe arrived at the <a href=\"http://www.jeromegrandhotel.net/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jerome Grand Hotel</strong> </a>around dinner time.  The dark and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stormy</span> chilly full moon night set the stage for an eerie everning.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nThe Jerome Grand Hotel sits on the top of the hill over the town of Jerome which we all agreed looked uber-creepy.  Christy Jo started panicking as she drove up the hill.  Apparently, she noticed a bedroom light flashing on and off.   This coupled with the (no) vacancy sign flickering only a \"cy\" reminded her way too much of the Bates motel.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Even I, with all of my bravado, had a \"What the hell have I gotten us into?!?!\" moment.</span></span></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWe all shrieked like school girls as we unloaded our bags from the car.  We schlepped up to the hotel and checked in with a front desk attendant who (God bless him) had no idea that I was about to grill him with 15 minutes worth of questions.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nNow that I think about it, his rambling and long-winded answers were probably a ploy to keep the excited hottie girls from Phoenix down in the uneventful lobby for as long as he could.  His scheme worked.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We found out that our Room 10 had seen \"activity\".  </span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nChristy Jo flipped through the guest log and found entries for Room 10 which included bed covers flung off in the middle of the night.  The rest of it I can\'t tell you.  I seemed to have blocked it out as a protective mechanism.  If you want, I can go through hypnosis for another blog day to uncover the lost memory.  Or Christy Jo could just comment below, I suppose.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWhen I stumbled around the hotel website prior to our visit, I unearthed stories of wheezing and coughing coming from room corners.  (The hotel was formerly a hospital.  And yes, there were mental patients because I asked in my 15 minute round of questioning.  I knew there had to be some reason why their restaurant is named The Asylum.)\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nIf you\'re not catching my drift, there could be crazy ghosts floating around the hotel which is somehow more unnerving than sane ghosts.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nOther guest experiences have included (but have not been limited to) strange noises, TVs turning on and off, voices, and unexplained smells of dust and flowers.  There have also been reports of cigarette and whisky smells which I think is most obviously a dead country music singer living it up in the afterlife.\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />Guests also claim to have seen orbs of light, ectoplasm (wtf?!), apparations of a nurse, and a woman in white.  According to legend, the woman and her baby died in childbirth.  The woman in white is distraught over the treatment of her child who was buried in an unmarked grave.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Are you scared yet?  :-o </span></span></span></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nHere\'s a first-hand account from my friend, Perry, who didn\'t believe in ghosts until after his stay at the Jerome Grand Hotel.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nIn the middle of the night, Perry heard kids running up and down the hall.  The kids didn\'t let up, so Perry exited his room to tell them to stop.  There was no one there.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWhen he returned to his bed, the kids ran amuck again.  Perry was officially pissed.  He swung open the door to an empty hallway.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nPerry then camped out behind the door with his hand on the knob.  As soon as he heard the kids directly outside his room, he flung open the door.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>No one was there!!!!!  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />At that moment, Perry converted to a believer.  <em>Duh. </em>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nAnywho, back to the Ghost Huntresses stalled in the lobby by the wordy front desk attendant...\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWhen the girls wanted to strangle me for delaying dinner, I graciously thanked Mr. Front Desk Guy, and we were off!\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nOr up, to be precise.  We boarded an old-fashioned elevator that is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of Claude Harvey.  Claude reportedly met with foul play in the elevator shaft.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWe creaked open the door to Room 10 and...\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Boo!  </strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nNothing happened.  Just wanted to make sure you are still with me.  :-)\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nGhost Huntress Sarah immediately scoured the room while I acted like a ghost paparazzi with my camera.  Guests previously captured images and orbs of light at various locations in the hotel.  You can see those pictures <strong><a href=\"http://www.jeromeghosthunting.com/Ghost%20Hunt%20Photos.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.  </strong>\r\n\r\n<strong> </strong>\r\n\r\nTech savvy Ghost Huntresses Christy Jo and Becky Jo whipped out their iPad and iPhone featuring the Ghost Radar app.\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Apple, you crack me up.  Ghost Radar app?!?! </span></span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> </span></span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!</span></span></strong></span>\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />\r\n\r\nGhost Radar not only lit up like a Christmas tree with \"activity\", but it also spat out words that Becky Jo swore pertained to us!  Again, I have blocked out those words in my post-haunted-amnesia, so the other Ghost Huntresses really need to chime in and comment below.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nIn the midst of all this mayhem, I excused myself to the ladies room.  After I finished my business, I stood in the bathroom and...\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I screamed bloody murder!!! </span></strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />\r\n\r\nTo freak the girls out.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nNothing happened this time either.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nThe girls gasped, \"Michelle?!?!\" from the room, but when I threw open the door, I found them huddled on the other side of the room ready to make an escape.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nI made a mental note that I seriously hoped nothing otherworldly happened that night.  My fellow Ghost Huntresses would be of no help and would be outta there faster than you can say, \"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!\"\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nAfter this flurry of photo ops and ghost radar apps, we decided to step out to dinner.  The restaurant was conveniently located right outside our room.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nAs we entered the lobby, a really ugly/scary statue of a twisted wee man sat on an old wheelchair.  Christy insisted that I pose for a photo.  She directed me to pretend to push the wheelchair from behind.  I, always the method actress, performed a mute scream this time around.  A false alarm with your friends is one thing; a false alarm with dinner guests could get me kicked out of the joint.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nChristy Jo then spazzed out about something with my camera.  I tuned her out while wondering what kind of food The Asylum served.  Becky Jo flipped out as well as she brought me my camera.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nAnd now it\'s time for the photo reveal.  May I have a drum roll, please?\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nUh-huh.  Those are orbs, baby.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Holy Sh#%balls!!!!! </strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nI nearly hyperventilated.  I just took dozens of photos of the room, and those images were crystal clear!!!  Well...all of them except one.  Look closely at the back of Sarah\'s leg.  It\'s not a bleach stain, my friends.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2109\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nIt\'s a frickin\' orb!!!!\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nNow...when Kimeee saw this photo upon my return, she asked, \"What are these \'orbs\'?  Have you researched them?  What are they supposedly comprised of?\"\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nBut Kimeee is an attorney, and therefore thinks about things logically and rationally on a daily basis.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nI, as her right-brained artsy fartsy friend, see balls of unknown nature in a photo, think back to the mention of orbs on the hotel website, and need no further explanation.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Do you?!?! </span></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nLadies and 3 token gents, let\'s be perfectly candid with each other, shall we?\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!! </strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nThere was nothing on my camera lens.  There were no special lighting effects in the hotel lobby as evidenced by subsequent photos in the same location.  You have my word that I did not alter the photo in any way, shape or form.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nI believe I mentioned that the location of the orbs was merely several feet from our room?!?!\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWhen you experience the supernatural within 15 minutes of arriving at your room, it\'s time to call out the big guns.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nFor the rest of the evening, our fear<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">less</span>ful heroines had become comfortably numb.  So who knows if anything else happened.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWe did scour the hallways with our Ghost Radar and cameras later on with no trace of anything alarming.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nIn my humble opinion, the orbs were more than enough.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nSo there you have it.  The Ghost Huntresses continue to be ghost magnets. <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/17/day-51-we-see-dead-people/\" target=\"_blank\">(See Day 51 for our backstory.) </a></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<strong> </strong>\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">We are now accepting offers for our own </span></span></strong>\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> </span></span></strong>\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Ghost </span></span></strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Huntresses TV show. </span> </span></strong>\r\n\r\n<strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nWe\'re prettier, smarter, and infinitely more talented than those morons on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>.  If they can land a TV gig, why can\'t we?\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Here\'s my pitch to The Discovery Channel:  </strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> </strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n<span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Charlie\'s Angels Meets Ghostbusters.  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n<strong><br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nDreams do come true, my friends.  Dreams do come true!\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n***************************************\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\nScroll down for more \"interesting\" photos.\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2111\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\r\n\r\nNone of us noticed this on that fateful night.  You can see another orb in the foreground.  Click the photo, enlarge, and look at what is near Ghost Huntress Becky Jo\'s ankle.  (She\'s the one sitting on the bed while checking out Ghost Radar.)\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Is that ectoplasm?!?!</strong></span></span>\r\n\r\n&nbsp;\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2134\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\r\n\r\nThis was taken immediately after discovering the orbs in the Orbs Gone Wild! photo above.  A few remnant orbs are still around and ready for their close-up.\r\n\r\n<br class=\"spacer_\" />\r\n\r\n<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2136\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a>\r\n\r\nInnocuous photo of me goofing off again.  This and the tequila shot photo were both taken with my camera.  I told you there was nothing on the lens!  :-o\r\n\r\n&nbsp;','Day 57:  We Saw Dead People (or if you want to be technical, \"orbs\")','','inherit','open','open','','2098-revision-65','','','2012-03-12 22:08:24','2012-03-13 05:08:24','',2098,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2012/03/12/2098-revision-65/',0,'revision','',0),(9976,1,'2010-12-02 14:36:42','2010-12-02 21:36:42','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Holy crap!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">You\'re not going to believe the photo below!!</span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>First I need to set up our ghostly adventure.  You didn\'t think I was going to whip out the photo right away and kill the suspense, did you?  ;-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On Day 57, the four Ghost Huntresses (me, Christy Jo, Becky Jo, and Sarah) abandoned the comfort and safety of our homes to check into one of the most haunted places in the world.  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you were wondering, yes, we\'re nuts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And also a lot of fun. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And exceptionally brave when Patron is involved. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We arrived at the <a href=\"http://www.jeromegrandhotel.net/\" target=\"_blank\"><strong>Jerome Grand Hotel</strong> </a>around dinner time.  The dark and <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">stormy</span> chilly full moon night set the stage for an eerie everning. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The Jerome Grand Hotel sits on the top of the hill over the town of Jerome which we all agreed looked super creepy.  Christy Jo started freaking out as she drove up the hill.  Apparently, she noticed a bedroom light flashing on and off.   This coupled with the (no) vacancy sign flickering only a \"cy\" reminded her way too much of the Bates motel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Even I, with all of my bravado, had a \"What the hell have I gotten us into?!?!\" moment.</span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We all shrieked like school girls as we unloaded our bags from the car.  We schlepped up to the hotel and checked in with a front desk attendant who (god bless him) had no idea that I was about to pepper him with 15 minutes worth of questions. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now that I think about it, his rambling and long-winded answers were probably a ploy to keep the excited hottie girls from Phoenix down in the uneventful lobby for as long as he could.  His scheme worked. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">We found out that our Room 10 had seen \"activity\".  </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo flipped through the guest log and found entries for Room 10 which included bed covers flung off in the middle of the night.  The rest of it I can\'t tell you.  I seemed to have blocked it out as a protective mechanism.  If you want, I can go through hypnosis for another blog day to uncover the lost memory.  Or Christy Jo could just comment below, I suppose. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When I stumbled around the hotel website prior to our visit, I unearthed stories of wheezing and coughing coming from room corners.  (The hotel was formerly a hospital.  And yes, there were mental patients because I asked in my 15 minute round of questioning.  I knew there had to be some reason why their restaurant is named The Asylum.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>If you\'re not catching my drift, there could be crazy ghosts floating around the hotel which is somehow more unnerving than sane ghosts. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Other guest experiences include (but are not limited to) strange noises, TVs turning on and off, voices, and unexplained smells of dust and flowers.  There have also been reports of cigarette and whisky smells which I think is most obviously a dead country music singer living it up in the afterlife. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />Guests also claim to have seen orbs of light, ectoplasm (wtf?!), apparations of a nurse, and a woman in white.  According to legend, the woman and her baby died in childbirth.  The woman in white is distraught over the treatment of her child who was buried in an unmarked grave. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\">Are you scared yet?  :-o </span></span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Here\'s a first-hand account from my friend, Perry, who didn\'t believe in ghosts until after his stay at the Jerome Grand Hotel. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the middle of the night, Perry heard kids running up and down the hall.  The kids didn\'t let up, so Perry exited his room to tell them to stop.  There was no one there. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When he returned to his bed, the kids ran amuck again.  Perry was officially pissed.  He swung open the door to an empty hallway. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Perry then camped out behind the door with his hand on the knob.  As soon as he heard the kids directly outside his room, he flung open the door. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>No one was there!!!!!  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" />At that moment, Perry converted to a believer.  Duh. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Anywho, back to the Ghost Huntresses stalled in the lobby by the wordy front desk attendant...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When the girls wanted to strangle me for delaying dinner, I graciously thanked Mr. Front Desk Guy, and we were off! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Or up, to be precise.  We boarded an old-fashioned elevator that is supposed to be haunted by the ghost of Claude Harvey.  Claude reportedly met with foul play in the elevator shaft. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We creaked open the door to Room 10 and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Boo!  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened.  Just wanted to make sure you are still with me.  :-)</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Huntress Sarah immediately scoured the room while I acted like a ghost paparazzi with my camera.  Guests previously captured images and orbs of light at various locations in the hotel.  You can see those pictures <strong><a href=\"http://www.jeromeghosthunting.com/Ghost%20Hunt%20Photos.htm\" target=\"_blank\">here</a>.  </strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Tech savvy Ghost Huntresses Christy Jo and Becky Jo whipped out their iPad and iPhone featuring the Ghost Radar app. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">Apple, you crack me up.  Ghost Radar app?!?! </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"> </span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\">hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!</span></span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ghost Radar not only lit up like a Christmas tree with \"activity\", but it also spat out words that Becky Jo swore pertained to us!  Again, I have blocked out those words in my post-haunted-amnesia, so the other Ghost Huntresses really need to chime in and comment below. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of all this mayhem, I excused myself to the ladies room.  After I finished my business, I stood in the bathroom and...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I screamed bloody murder!!! </span></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>To freak the girls out. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nothing happened this time either. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>The girls gasped, \"Michelle?!?!\" from the room, but when I threw open the door, I found them huddled on the other side of the room ready to make an escape. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I made a mental note that I seriously hoped nothing otherworldly happened that night.  My fellow Ghost Huntresses would be of no help and would be outta there faster than you can say, \"Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>After this flurry of photo ops and ghost radar apps, we decided to step out to dinner.  The restaurant was conveniently located right outside our room. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>As we entered the lobby, a really ugly/scary statue of a twisted wee man sat on an old wheelchair.  Christy insisted that I pose for a photo.  She directed me to pretend to push the wheelchair from behind.  I, always the method actress, performed a mute scream this time around.  A false alarm with your friends is one thing; a false alarm with dinner guests could get me kicked out of the joint. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Christy Jo then spazzed out about something with my camera.  I tuned her out while wondering what kind of food The Asylum served.  Becky Jo flipped out as well as she brought me my camera. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And now it\'s time for the photo reveal.  May I have a drum roll, please?</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p> <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200193-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Uh-huh.  Those are orbs, baby. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Holy Sh#%balls!!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I nearly hyperventilated.  I just took dozens of photos of the room, and those images were crystal clear!!!  Well...all of them except one.  Look closely at the back of Sarah\'s leg.  It\'s not a bleach stain, my friends. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2109\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200192-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>It\'s a frickin\' orb!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Now...when Kimeee saw this photo upon my return, she asked, \"What are these \'orbs\'?  Have you researched them?  What are they supposedly comprised of?\"</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>But Kimeee is an attorney, and therefore thinks about things logically and rationally on a daily basis. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I, as her right-brained artsy fartsy friend, see balls of unknown nature in a photo, think back to the mention of orbs on the hotel website, and need no further explanation. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Do you?!?! </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ladies and 3 token gents, let\'s be perfectly candid with each other, shall we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>THERE IS NO LOGICAL EXPLANATION!!!! </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>There was nothing on my camera lens.  There were no special lighting effects in the hotel lobby as evidenced by subsequent photos in the same location.  You have my word that I did not alter the photo in any way, shape or form. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I believe I mentioned that the location of the orbs was merely several feet from our room?!?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you experience the supernatural within 15 minutes of arriving at your room, it\'s time to call out the big guns. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200196-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>For the rest of the evening, our fear<span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">less</span>ful heroines had become comfortably numb.  So who knows if anything else happened. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We did scour the hallways with our Ghost Radar and cameras later on with no trace of anything alarming. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In my humble opinion, the orbs were more than enough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So there you have it.  The Ghost Huntresses continue to be ghost magnets. <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/17/day-51-we-see-dead-people/\" target=\"_blank\">(See Day 51 for our backstory.) </a></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong> </strong> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">We are now accepting offers for our own </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Ghost </span></span></strong><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Huntresses TV show. </span> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"> </span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We\'re prettier, smarter, and infinitely more talented than those morons on <em>The Jersey Shore</em>.  If they can land a TV gig, why can\'t we? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Here\'s my pitch to The Discovery Channel:  </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong> </strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: x-large;\"><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"><strong>Charlie\'s Angels Meets Ghostbusters.  <br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><br class=\"spacer_\" /></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Dreams do come true, my friends.  Dreams do come true!  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>                 ***************************************</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Scroll down for more \"interesting\" photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2111\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210233-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>None of us noticed this on that fateful night.  You can see another orb in the foreground.  Click the photo, enlarge, and look at what is near Ghost Huntress Becky Jo\'s ankle.  (She\'s the one sitting on the bed while checking out Ghost Radar.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: xx-large;\"><strong>Is that ectoplasm?!?!</strong></span></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2134\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB200194-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>This was taken immediately after discovering the orbs in the Orbs Gone Wild! photo above.  A few remnant orbs are still around and ready for their close-up.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2136\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB210198-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Innocuous photo of me goofing off again.  This and the tequila shot photo were both taken with my camera.  I told you there was nothing on the lens!  :-o </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 57:  We Saw Dead People (or if you want to be technical, \"orbs\")','','inherit','open','open','','2098-revision-63','','','2010-12-02 14:36:42','2010-12-02 21:36:42','',2098,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/12/02/2098-revision-63/',0,'revision','',0),(2170,1,'2010-11-26 12:48:09','2010-11-26 19:48:09','<p>As a new puppy mom, I naturally want the best for my precious bundle of joy.  Remember that Little Miss Bella had a ruff start.  She was found as a street urchin in Yuma, Arizona.  (If you are unaware, Yuma is the armpit of the Southwest.  i.e., Hell on Earth.) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I decided that this time around I am on Team Victoria.  Team Cesar doesn\'t resonate with me for a variety of reasons.   </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Victoria Stillwell\'s methods mirror my former classroom management style as a Montessori teacher.  She\'s all about gentle, positive reinforcement and building confidence in dogs.  Victoria is a doggie Montessorian of sorts.  Where do I sign up? </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"http://positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">On her website of course!</a></strong>  Victoria hand-picked trainers to represent her method of training in 23 cities around the <em>world.</em>  Get this:  one of these trainers extraordinaire resides in Gilbert, Arizona which is a suburb of my fair city! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>What a coinkidink, huh?!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I promptly called trainer <strong><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><a href=\"http://sharon.witherspoon.positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Sharon Witherspoon</a></span> </strong>and scheduled a home visit.  Sharon\'s group classes didn\'t start until December 11th, and with Bella\'s recent upheaval, I thought it was important to get started sooner rather than later.  Kind of like Head Start with preschoolers. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Sharon came out to my house, and as a mother of rescued pups herself, felt an immediate connection with Bella.  In her sweet, Southern drawl, Sharon told me that she didn\'t want to upset me, but she felt that Bella was a little depressed and traumatized which is common for a rescue pup.  She quickly followed with reassurances of confidence building through the training. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I think I was previously in denial.  Bella had been listless, which I attributed to her vaccines.  But the vaccines were administered a week ago, and I couldn\'t bring myself to think about what this angel of a dog encountered before she came under my care. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Sharon reminded me that Bella was lucky to have found me.  After a detailed discussion on Bella and her habits, Sharon chuckled that there really wasn\'t much to work on.  Didn\'t I tell you that she was the perfect dog??  :-)))</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>We segued into the positive reinforcement training.  The first lesson included working on eye contact, sit, and responding to her name. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Sharon and I were tickled over how much Bella broke out of her shell during this initial training.  She is SO smart (brilliant, if you ask me) and SO eager to learn and to please. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am a bit behind on these posts due to the holiday, and since Sharon\'s initial visit, Bella and I practice our \"homework\" every day. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>WOW!  Bella is one happy, spunky brainiac of a pooch.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Forget puppy preschool.  She is ready for doggie Harvard. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 58:  Teaching a New Dog Old Tricks ','','inherit','open','open','','2169-revision','','','2010-11-26 12:48:09','2010-11-26 19:48:09','',2169,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2169-revision/',0,'revision','',0),(2171,1,'2010-11-26 12:51:27','2010-11-26 19:51:27','','bellasit','Sit.  Good girl!','inherit','open','open','','bellasit','','','2010-11-26 12:51:27','2010-11-26 19:51:27','',2169,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit.jpg',0,'attachment','image/jpeg',0),(2172,1,'2010-11-26 12:49:43','2010-11-26 19:49:43','<p>As a new puppy mom, I naturally want the best for my precious bundle of joy.  Remember that Little Miss Bella had a ruff start.  She was found as a street urchin in Yuma, Arizona.  (If you are unaware, Yuma is the armpit of the Southwest.  i.e., Hell on Earth.) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I decided that this time around I am on Team Victoria.  Team Cesar doesn\'t resonate with me for a variety of reasons.   </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Victoria Stillwell\'s methods mirror my former classroom management style as a Montessori teacher.  She\'s all about gentle, positive reinforcement and building confidence in dogs.  Victoria is a doggie Montessorian of sorts.  Where do I sign up? </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><strong><a href=\"http://positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">On her website of course!</a></strong>  Victoria hand-picked trainers to represent her method of training in 23 cities around the <em>world.</em>  Get this:  one of these trainers extraordinaire resides in Gilbert, Arizona which is a suburb of my fair city! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>What a coinkidink, huh?!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I promptly called trainer <strong><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><a href=\"http://sharon.witherspoon.positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Sharon Witherspoon</a></span> </strong>and scheduled a home visit.  Sharon\'s group classes didn\'t start until December 11th, and with Bella\'s recent upheaval, I thought it was important to get started sooner rather than later.  Kind of like Head Start with preschoolers. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Sharon came out to my house, and as a mother of rescued pups herself, felt an immediate connection with Bella.  In her sweet, Southern drawl, Sharon told me that she didn\'t want to upset me, but she felt that Bella was a little depressed and traumatized which is common for a rescue pup.  She quickly followed with reassurances of confidence building through the training. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I think I was previously in denial.  Bella had been listless, which I attributed to her vaccines.  But the vaccines were administered a week ago, and I couldn\'t bring myself to think about what this angel of a dog encountered before she came under my care. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Sharon reminded me that Bella was lucky to have found me.  After a detailed discussion on Bella and her habits, Sharon chuckled that there really wasn\'t much to work on.  Didn\'t I tell you that she was the perfect dog??  :-)))</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>We segued into the positive reinforcement training.  The first lesson included working on eye contact, sit, and responding to her name. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Sharon and I were tickled over how much Bella broke out of her shell during this initial training.  She is SO smart (brilliant, if you ask me) and SO eager to learn and to please. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am a bit behind on these posts due to the holiday, and since Sharon\'s initial visit, Bella and I have practiced our \"homework\" every day. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>WOW!  Bella is one happy, spunky brainiac of a pooch.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Forget puppy preschool.  She is ready for doggie Harvard. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 58:  Teaching a New Dog Old Tricks ','','inherit','open','open','','2169-revision-2','','','2010-11-26 12:49:43','2010-11-26 19:49:43','',2169,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2169-revision-2/',0,'revision','',0),(2173,1,'2010-11-26 12:52:14','2010-11-26 19:52:14','[caption id=\"attachment_2171\" align=\"alignleft\" width=\"300\" caption=\"Sit. Good girl!\"]<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit.jpg\"><img class=\"size-medium wp-image-2171\" title=\"bellasit\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a>[/caption]\r\n\r\n<p>As a new puppy mom, I naturally want the best for my precious bundle of joy.  Remember that Little Miss Bella had a ruff start.  She was found as a street urchin in Yuma, Arizona.  (If you are unaware, Yuma is the armpit of the Southwest.  i.e., Hell on Earth.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I decided that this time around I am on Team Victoria.  Team Cesar doesn\'t resonate with me for a variety of reasons.   </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Victoria Stillwell\'s methods mirror my former classroom management style as a Montessori teacher.  She\'s all about gentle, positive reinforcement and building confidence in dogs.  Victoria is a doggie Montessorian of sorts.  Where do I sign up? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><a href=\"http://positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">On her website of course!</a></strong>  Victoria hand-picked trainers to represent her method of training in 23 cities around the <em>world.</em>  Get this:  one of these trainers extraordinaire resides in Gilbert, Arizona which is a suburb of my fair city! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>What a coinkidink, huh?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I promptly called trainer <strong><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><a href=\"http://sharon.witherspoon.positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Sharon Witherspoon</a></span> </strong>and scheduled a home visit.  Sharon\'s group classes didn\'t start until December 11th, and with Bella\'s recent upheaval, I thought it was important to get started sooner rather than later.  Kind of like Head Start with preschoolers. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon came out to my house, and as a mother of rescued pups herself, felt an immediate connection with Bella.  In her sweet, Southern drawl, Sharon told me that she didn\'t want to upset me, but she felt that Bella was a little depressed and traumatized which is common for a rescue pup.  She quickly followed with reassurances of confidence building through the training. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I think I was previously in denial.  Bella had been listless, which I attributed to her vaccines.  But the vaccines were administered a week ago, and I couldn\'t bring myself to think about what this angel of a dog encountered before she came under my care. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon reminded me that Bella was lucky to have found me.  After a detailed discussion on Bella and her habits, Sharon chuckled that there really wasn\'t much to work on.  Didn\'t I tell you that she was the perfect dog??  :-)))</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We segued into the positive reinforcement training.  The first lesson included working on eye contact, sit, and responding to her name. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon and I were tickled over how much Bella broke out of her shell during this initial training.  She is SO smart (brilliant, if you ask me) and SO eager to learn and to please. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am a bit behind on these posts due to the holiday, and since Sharon\'s initial visit, Bella and I have practiced our \"homework\" every day. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>WOW!  Bella is one happy, spunky brainiac of a pooch.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Forget puppy preschool.  She is ready for doggie Harvard. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 58:  Teaching a New Dog Old Tricks ','','inherit','open','open','','2169-revision-3','','','2010-11-26 12:52:14','2010-11-26 19:52:14','',2169,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2169-revision-3/',0,'revision','',0),(2174,1,'2010-11-26 12:52:28','2010-11-26 19:52:28','<p>\r\n\r\n[caption id=\"attachment_2171\" align=\"alignleft\" width=\"300\" caption=\"Sit. Good girl!\"]<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit.jpg\"><img class=\"size-medium wp-image-2171\" title=\"bellasit\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a>[/caption]\r\n\r\n</p>\r\n\r\n<p>As a new puppy mom, I naturally want the best for my precious bundle of joy.  Remember that Little Miss Bella had a ruff start.  She was found as a street urchin in Yuma, Arizona.  (If you are unaware, Yuma is the armpit of the Southwest.  i.e., Hell on Earth.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I decided that this time around I am on Team Victoria.  Team Cesar doesn\'t resonate with me for a variety of reasons.   </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Victoria Stillwell\'s methods mirror my former classroom management style as a Montessori teacher.  She\'s all about gentle, positive reinforcement and building confidence in dogs.  Victoria is a doggie Montessorian of sorts.  Where do I sign up? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><a href=\"http://positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">On her website of course!</a></strong>  Victoria hand-picked trainers to represent her method of training in 23 cities around the <em>world.</em>  Get this:  one of these trainers extraordinaire resides in Gilbert, Arizona which is a suburb of my fair city! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>What a coinkidink, huh?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I promptly called trainer <strong><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><a href=\"http://sharon.witherspoon.positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Sharon Witherspoon</a></span> </strong>and scheduled a home visit.  Sharon\'s group classes didn\'t start until December 11th, and with Bella\'s recent upheaval, I thought it was important to get started sooner rather than later.  Kind of like Head Start with preschoolers. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon came out to my house, and as a mother of rescued pups herself, felt an immediate connection with Bella.  In her sweet, Southern drawl, Sharon told me that she didn\'t want to upset me, but she felt that Bella was a little depressed and traumatized which is common for a rescue pup.  She quickly followed with reassurances of confidence building through the training. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I think I was previously in denial.  Bella had been listless, which I attributed to her vaccines.  But the vaccines were administered a week ago, and I couldn\'t bring myself to think about what this angel of a dog encountered before she came under my care. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon reminded me that Bella was lucky to have found me.  After a detailed discussion on Bella and her habits, Sharon chuckled that there really wasn\'t much to work on.  Didn\'t I tell you that she was the perfect dog??  :-)))</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We segued into the positive reinforcement training.  The first lesson included working on eye contact, sit, and responding to her name. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon and I were tickled over how much Bella broke out of her shell during this initial training.  She is SO smart (brilliant, if you ask me) and SO eager to learn and to please. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am a bit behind on these posts due to the holiday, and since Sharon\'s initial visit, Bella and I have practiced our \"homework\" every day. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>WOW!  Bella is one happy, spunky brainiac of a pooch.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Forget puppy preschool.  She is ready for doggie Harvard. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 58:  Teaching a New Dog Old Tricks ','','inherit','open','open','','2169-revision-4','','','2010-11-26 12:52:28','2010-11-26 19:52:28','',2169,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2169-revision-4/',0,'revision','',0),(2175,1,'2010-11-26 12:55:06','2010-11-26 19:55:06','<p>\r\n\r\n[caption id=\"attachment_2171\" align=\"alignleft\" width=\"300\" caption=\"Sit. Good girl!\"]<a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit.jpg\"><img class=\"size-medium wp-image-2171\" title=\"bellasit\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/bellasit-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a>[/caption]\r\n\r\n</p>\r\n\r\n<p>As a new puppy mom, I naturally want the best for my precious bundle of joy.  Remember that Little Miss Bella had a ruff start.  She was found as a street urchin in Yuma, Arizona.  (If you are unaware, Yuma is the armpit of the Southwest.  i.e., Hell on Earth.) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I decided that this time around I am on Team Victoria.  Team Cesar doesn\'t resonate with me for a variety of reasons.   </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Victoria Stillwell\'s methods mirror my former classroom management style as a Montessori teacher.  She\'s all about gentle, positive reinforcement and building confidence in dogs.  </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Victoria is a doggie Montessorian of sorts.  Where do I sign up? </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><a href=\"http://positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">On her website of course!</a></strong>  Victoria hand-picked trainers to represent her method of training in 23 cities around the <em>world.</em>  Get this:  one of these trainers extraordinaire resides in Gilbert, Arizona which is a suburb of my fair city! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>What a coinkidink, huh?!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I promptly called trainer <strong><span style=\"color: #888888;\"><a href=\"http://sharon.witherspoon.positively.com/\" target=\"_blank\">Sharon Witherspoon</a></span> </strong>and scheduled a home visit.  Sharon\'s group classes didn\'t start until December 11th, and with Bella\'s recent upheaval, I thought it was important to get started sooner rather than later.  Kind of like Head Start with preschoolers. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon came out to my house, and as a mother of rescued pups herself, felt an immediate connection with Bella.  In her sweet, Southern drawl, Sharon told me that she didn\'t want to upset me, but she felt that Bella was a little depressed and traumatized which is common for a rescue pup.  She quickly followed with reassurances of confidence building through the training. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I think I was previously in denial.  Bella had been listless, which I attributed to her vaccines.  But the vaccines were administered a week ago, and I couldn\'t bring myself to think about what this angel of a dog encountered before she came under my care. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon reminded me that Bella was lucky to have found me.  After a detailed discussion on Bella and her habits, Sharon chuckled that there really wasn\'t much to work on.  Didn\'t I tell you that she was the perfect dog??  :-)))</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>We segued into the positive reinforcement training.  The first lesson included working on eye contact, sit, and responding to her name. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Sharon and I were tickled over how much Bella broke out of her shell during this initial training.  She is SO smart (brilliant, if you ask me) and SO eager to learn and to please. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am a bit behind on these posts due to the holiday, and since Sharon\'s initial visit, Bella and I have practiced our \"homework\" every day. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>WOW!  Bella is one happy, spunky brainiac of a pooch.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Forget puppy preschool.  She is ready for doggie Harvard. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>','Day 58:  Teaching a New Dog Old Tricks ','','inherit','open','open','','2169-revision-5','','','2010-11-26 12:55:06','2010-11-26 19:55:06','',2169,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2169-revision-5/',0,'revision','',0),(2176,1,'2010-11-27 01:11:21','2010-11-27 08:11:21','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down clothing, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was 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floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" 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Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (You\'ll need to go back and read Day for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos.  Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge.  I\'m not Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-6','','','2010-11-26 21:17:57','2010-11-27 04:17:57','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-6/',0,'revision','',0),(2197,1,'2010-11-26 21:18:46','2010-11-27 04:18:46','<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on Day.  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (You\'ll need to go back and read Day for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos.  Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge.  I\'m not Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-7','','','2010-11-26 21:18:46','2010-11-27 04:18:46','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-7/',0,'revision','',0),(2198,1,'2010-11-26 21:19:15','2010-11-27 04:19:15','<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on Day.  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (You\'ll need to go back and read Day for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos.  Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge.  I\'m not Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-8','','','2010-11-26 21:19:15','2010-11-27 04:19:15','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-8/',0,'revision','',0),(2199,1,'2010-11-26 21:26:49','2010-11-27 04:26:49','<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on Day.  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (You\'ll need to go back and read Day for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-9','','','2010-11-26 21:26:49','2010-11-27 04:26:49','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-9/',0,'revision','',0),(2200,1,'2010-11-26 21:30:47','2010-11-27 04:30:47','<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45 for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-10','','','2010-11-26 21:30:47','2010-11-27 04:30:47','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-10/',0,'revision','',0),(2201,1,'2010-11-26 21:31:02','2010-11-27 04:31:02','<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-11','','','2010-11-26 21:31:02','2010-11-27 04:31:02','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-11/',0,'revision','',0),(2202,1,'2010-11-26 21:31:13','2010-11-27 04:31:13','<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-12','','','2010-11-26 21:31:13','2010-11-27 04:31:13','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-12/',0,'revision','',0),(2203,1,'2010-11-26 21:34:09','2010-11-27 04:34:09','<p>Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.  But first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-13','','','2010-11-26 21:34:09','2010-11-27 04:34:09','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-13/',0,'revision','',0),(2212,1,'2010-11-26 21:46:15','2010-11-27 04:46:15','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, let me let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make .  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-22','','','2010-11-26 21:46:15','2010-11-27 04:46:15','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-22/',0,'revision','',0),(2204,1,'2010-11-26 21:34:22','2010-11-27 04:34:22','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-14','','','2010-11-26 21:34:22','2010-11-27 04:34:22','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-14/',0,'revision','',0),(2205,1,'2010-11-26 21:35:02','2010-11-27 04:35:02','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with unworn clothing. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-15','','','2010-11-26 21:35:02','2010-11-27 04:35:02','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-15/',0,'revision','',0),(2206,1,'2010-11-26 21:37:32','2010-11-27 04:37:32','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room in a closet overbrimming with gently used and unwornclothing. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-16','','','2010-11-26 21:37:32','2010-11-27 04:37:32','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-16/',0,'revision','',0),(2207,1,'2010-11-26 21:39:34','2010-11-27 04:39:34','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (call it my 7 year itch)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-17','','','2010-11-26 21:39:34','2010-11-27 04:39:34','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-17/',0,'revision','',0),(2209,1,'2010-11-26 21:41:53','2010-11-27 04:41:53','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-19','','','2010-11-26 21:41:53','2010-11-27 04:41:53','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-19/',0,'revision','',0),(2208,1,'2010-11-26 21:40:19','2010-11-27 04:40:19','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Go ahead and call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse (the closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated), but it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-18','','','2010-11-26 21:40:19','2010-11-27 04:40:19','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-18/',0,'revision','',0),(2210,1,'2010-11-26 21:42:26','2010-11-27 04:42:26','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-20','','','2010-11-26 21:42:26','2010-11-27 04:42:26','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-20/',0,'revision','',0),(2211,1,'2010-11-26 21:44:35','2010-11-27 04:44:35','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Since I am a Virgo, I usually clean out my closet twice a year.  I wondered how much stuff I would really part with this time around.  I surprised myself. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I\'m the rare Virgo who refuses to make her bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-21','','','2010-11-26 21:44:35','2010-11-27 04:44:35','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-21/',0,'revision','',0),(2215,1,'2010-11-26 21:49:16','2010-11-27 04:49:16','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-25','','','2010-11-26 21:49:16','2010-11-27 04:49:16','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-25/',0,'revision','',0),(2213,1,'2010-11-26 21:46:30','2010-11-27 04:46:30','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you wanted to laugh at me even further, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-23','','','2010-11-26 21:46:30','2010-11-27 04:46:30','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-23/',0,'revision','',0),(2214,1,'2010-11-26 21:47:27','2010-11-27 04:47:27','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THAT THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-24','','','2010-11-26 21:47:27','2010-11-27 04:47:27','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-24/',0,'revision','',0),(2216,1,'2010-11-26 21:50:47','2010-11-27 04:50:47','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-26','','','2010-11-26 21:50:47','2010-11-27 04:50:47','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-26/',0,'revision','',0),(2217,1,'2010-11-26 21:52:19','2010-11-27 04:52:19','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Duststorm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-27','','','2010-11-26 21:52:19','2010-11-27 04:52:19','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-27/',0,'revision','',0),(2218,1,'2010-11-26 21:54:37','2010-11-27 04:54:37','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-28','','','2010-11-26 21:54:37','2010-11-27 04:54:37','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-28/',0,'revision','',0),(2220,1,'2010-11-26 21:58:46','2010-11-27 04:58:46','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-30','','','2010-11-26 21:58:46','2010-11-27 04:58:46','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-30/',0,'revision','',0),(2219,1,'2010-11-26 21:57:02','2010-11-27 04:57:02','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos every posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-29','','','2010-11-26 21:57:02','2010-11-27 04:57:02','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-29/',0,'revision','',0),(2221,1,'2010-11-26 21:59:11','2010-11-27 04:59:11','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-31','','','2010-11-26 21:59:11','2010-11-27 04:59:11','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-31/',0,'revision','',0),(2223,1,'2010-11-26 22:02:42','2010-11-27 05:02:42','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<ul>\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\n	<li>Outdated</li>\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\n</ul>\n\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\n\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p>Moving on...</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\n\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\n\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </strong></span></span></p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part 2 (inclu','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-33','','','2010-11-26 22:02:42','2010-11-27 05:02:42','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-33/',0,'revision','',0),(2222,1,'2010-11-26 21:59:45','2010-11-27 04:59:45','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </strong></span></span></p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part Deux','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-32','','','2010-11-26 21:59:45','2010-11-27 04:59:45','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-32/',0,'revision','',0),(2224,1,'2010-11-26 22:03:20','2010-11-27 05:03:20','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </strong></span></span></p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part 2 (complete with Enquirer-worthy photos!)','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-34','','','2010-11-26 22:03:20','2010-11-27 05:03:20','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-34/',0,'revision','',0),(2225,1,'2010-11-26 22:04:25','2010-11-27 05:04:25','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </strong></span></span></p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part 2 (featuring Enquirer-worthy photos!)','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-35','','','2010-11-26 22:04:25','2010-11-27 05:04:25','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-35/',0,'revision','',0),(2226,1,'2010-11-26 22:05:30','2010-11-27 05:05:30','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down clothing, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </strong></span></span></p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part 2 (featuring Enquirer-worthy photos!)','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-36','','','2010-11-26 22:05:30','2010-11-27 05:05:30','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-36/',0,'revision','',0),(2227,1,'2010-11-26 22:06:20','2010-11-27 05:06:20','<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"> </span></strong></span></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><strong><span style=\"font-size: medium;\">Photo of Biggest Fashion Faux Pas in History of Female Bloggerdom exists within the bowels of this post.</span></strong></span>  But first things first...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fashion Makeover Part One was supposed to take place on <strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">Day 45.</a></strong>  I originally intended to acquaint myself with \"what\'s hot now\" in fashion and quickly became sidetracked by another sort of smutty \"hot\" in Cosmo. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I ultimately decided that it would be easier for me to arrange for a personal shopper at Nordstrom because she\'ll actually know what she\'s doing and won\'t get sidetracked by articles on untamed va-jay-jays.  (<strong><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/11/day-45-fashion-mags-or-soft-porn/\" target=\"_blank\">You\'ll need to go back and read Day 45</a></strong> for the latest and greatest on retro \"hairstyles\".  If you\'ve invested in laser hair removal, then you\'re SOL.  Oops! ) </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And yes, a personal shopper at Nordie\'s is FREE.  Can you believe it?!?! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Oh, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s, Nordie\'s.  How do I love thee?  Let me count the ways! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>On another day.  I need to focus on Day 59. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before the Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother makes me over, I needed to make room for the \"new me\" in my closet. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>You may be asking, \"How does cleaning out a closet serve as a Day of Living Curiously?  Aren\'t you supposed to pick something \'soul-scintillating\', as you like to call it?\" </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Fair question, dear reader.  Fair question. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>When you are born in the month of September, then there is a very good chance that you are a Virgo.  And if you are a Virgo, then there is a very good chance that you like to organize and clean.  And if you like to organize and clean, then there is a very good chance that reorganizing and cleaning a closet gives you a cheap thrill. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I am guilty all of the above. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>So on Day 59, I couldn\'t wait to get in the trenches and toss clothing and shoes that met the following criteria:</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<ul>\r\n	<li>Not worn in a year</li>\r\n	<li>More than 7 years old (Call it my 7 year itch.)</li>\r\n	<li>Outdated</li>\r\n	<li>Uncomfortable</li>\r\n	<li>Anything that would cause my sister to taunt me with, \"You\'re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.\"</li>\r\n</ul>\r\n\r\n<p>I present to you the embarrassing \"Before\" photos. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2178\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230178-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Granted, it could be worse.  The closet is still fairly color, type, and season coordinated.  But it is still enough to drive a Virgo to the edge. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"></a> <a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2301791-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I\'m no Mommy Dearest, but the dry cleaner hangers need to go.  NO MORE WIRE HANGERS, EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB230180-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>And look at my hamper!  Or more specifically, at the floor surrounding my hamper!  You would think a bachelor lived here!!!</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /> </p>\r\n\r\n<p>In the midst of battle, I decided to concentrate only on fall/winter clothes.  All shoes were game. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Holy Dust Storm, Batman!  Have you ever noticed how much DUST accumulates in closets???  I had no choice but to whip out the dust mask and super-duper-micro-fibered As Seen On TV dust cloths.  Choke, choke, cough, cough. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I was ruthless about the rules above.  In the past, I\'ve gone soft with the \"I haven\'t worn it in a year, but I promise to wear it soon\" and \"It\'s getting old, but it\'s so comfy and sentimental\" excuses. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2185\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260194-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Before you think I\'m waaayyyy too anal, I will let you in on a dirty little secret:  I never make my bed.  Except when I\'m expecting guests, of course. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>In case you want to continue to laugh at my expense, allow me to supply you with yet more humiliating photos.</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2186\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260196-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>I remember buying this dress for my first year of teaching in Arizona.  Which means that...ahem...THIS DRESS IS FROM 1995!!!!  Kimeee, Dina <em>dah</em>ling, and Cooleenie -- WHY DIDN\'T YOU STAGE AN INTERVENTION???</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Moving on...</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2187\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260197-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>3 token male readers -- It\'s true.  Women buy too many black shoes.  Sue us. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff0000;\"><span style=\"font-size: small;\">I\'d rather not move on, as our next \"exhibit\" could rank as one of the most embarrassing photos ever posted by a female blogger with any sort of fashion pride. </span></span></strong></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2189\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260198-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Arizona readers -- These are called \"Duck Shoes\", and I actually wore them in college to keep my feet dry as I trekked across a snowy New York campus.  Why do I still have them?  Your guess is as good as mine. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2190\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260206-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>One woman\'s trash is another woman\'s treasure.  All clothing and shoes will be donated to Bosom Buddies, a breast cancer charity. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2191\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260205-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Do you ever find unexpected goodies when cleaning out your closet?  Look what timely treasure I found!  [The Ttouch materials, not the puppy. :-) ]</p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2192\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260208-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Ahhhhh...Virgoan bliss = Pared down clothing, as well as type, season and color coordinated.  I actually arrange the colors by their order in the spectrum.  (Roy G. Biv!  Red, orange, yellow, etc.)  Now that I say that out loud, I\'m wondering if this is healthy. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207.jpg\"><img title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB260207-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Bella is perfect and does not chew on shoes.  She merely poses alongside them. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><a href=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101.jpg\"><img class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2195\" title=\"OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA\" src=\"http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/PB2602101-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" /></a></p>\r\n\r\n<p>Yes, mom.  Even<em> I</em> was mortified with myself and placed the clothes inside the hamper where they belong. </p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><br class=\"spacer_\" /></p>\r\n\r\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #008000;\"><strong>Nordie\'s Fairy Godmother, here I come! </strong></span></span></p>','Day 59:  Fashion Makeover Part 2 (featuring Enquirer-worthy photos!)','','inherit','open','open','','2176-revision-37','','','2010-11-26 22:06:20','2010-11-27 05:06:20','',2176,'http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/26/2176-revision-37/',0,'revision','',0),