The other day, we learned that I am a Dream Analysis Expert.  I offered by services free of charge, and a few of you took me up on it.  Thank you for entrusting your psyche with me.  he he he.

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<del>Victim</del> Dreamer #1:  Little Michelle (Another Michelle.  She's even littler than me.)

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<em>I couldn't find my car.  I was in a field, like at an event or a concert.   It was scary.  We used an app to try to find it.  I could hear the alarm, but we could never find it.  We then heard that aliens had just landed on the moon. </em>

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<del>Victim</del> Dreamer #2:  Anonymous (Not to be confused with Anonymous Male Reader, although something tells me he would dream something wacko like this.)

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This Dream is rated PG-13 for bizarre visual.

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<em>My nipple was projectile squirting EVERYWHERE!  I couldn't get it to stop!  So embarrassing...</em>

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Madame Michelle Speaks:  You sheepishly confessed to me that you watched <em>The Bachelorette</em> pre-bedtime, and this week's episode involved a bunch of shirtless hunks boxing.  (I'm sorry I missed it.)  <em>
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<del>Victim</del> Dreamer #3:  Little Michelle again  (She was overly zealous about the free dream analysis, and turned out to be the perfect zealot for me because she dreams often and recalls everything.)

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Actual email from Little Michelle:  <em><span style="color: #000000; font-family: Arial;">I went in and got my  haircut.  I wish I could draw you a picture but imagine it was a little like a  party in the back and business in the front!  I had a fricken  mullet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  It was super short like boy short and then  had long hair in the back.  LOL </span></em>

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<em><span style="color: #000000; font-family: Arial;">Then it switched and I  was in a wedding party.  I can’t remember all the details of that but my hair  was long again.  The photographer wanted me to model for some beer  advertisement. </span></em>

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<em><span style="color: #000000; font-family: Arial;">OK dream interpreter –  interpret that!!!!!</span></em>

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<em>Mullet</em>

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Madame Michelle Speaks:  This one is so easy that I could have analyzed it in my sleep.  You had "country" on the brain after my two-stepping tales from the past weekend.  Nothing screams "COUNTRY" like a mullet and beer.

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Wow, I'm good.

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<del>Victim</del> Dreamer #4:

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