There are too many cliffhangers in this post... 1) Did you wait for a table?  Surely you were not raised by the same parents as me who leave when there is a wait even though by the time they walk back to their car, drive to a new place, park and walk in it would have been the same amount of time as the wait time.  2) Did you eat the cheesey balls and 3) Did Melody take the man's cheesey balls to her husband?  

Are Cheddar Bay Biscuits really 700 calories?  Wow!