No, that is not a typo.  I did intend write the plural of Matchmaker.

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30 days ago, I knew 0 real live Matchmakers.

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Now I have TWO -- yes, TWO -- working for me.

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One of them I met at a party at a friend's house.  The other, the parent of former students and now a Matchmaker,  sent me a message through facebook which read something to the effect of, "Ms. Michelle, are you single?  I'm a Matchmaker and you're too adorable to pass up!"

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To which I replied something to the effect of "Do you have any Javier Bardem clones in your database?"

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I was kidding.

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Not really.

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O.k. Of course, I was joking. Ha ha ha.

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Here's what's not so funny.  My mother has actually said to me TWICE in the past few months something to the effect of, "Michelle, maybe you're just one of those women who are meant to be alone forever."

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I logged onto the Internet and signed up for eHarmony faster than you can whistle, "Matchmaker, Matchmaker, make me a match!"

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