Yay!  <strong><a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2011/07/25/day-298-my-first-audition-in-15-years/" target="_blank">I got the part!</a></strong>  I was cast in the "commercial" for Noble Publishing Superpower which will be blasted across the social media universe.

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I emailed marketing to enquire about who would be taking care of my hair and make-up.  I also shared with her my contract rider which asked for my green room to be fully stocked with a never-ending stream of double shot almond milk lattes with a hint of agave nectar as well as green M&amp;Ms only.

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Marketing Guru played along and asked which color I would like for my green room to painted.  I replied with either yellow or purple.

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Would I like flowers?  Oh, how lovely!  Thank you!  Sunflowers, please.

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She then dropped the bomb:  No budget for hair and make-up. Oh, the trials and tribulations of a Z-List Actress!

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She then sent me the photo above and asked if I could style my hair similarly.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Uh...no.

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I emailed my hair stylist.  <strong>Salvador,</strong> HELP!

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He mentioned something about a book that I could pick up.

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I don't have time to pick up a book in downtown Phoenix.  I let my fingers do the walking.  Not over the yellow pages (WHY do they still deliver them to my house when I haven't cracked one open in ten years!!!!) but over my keyboard.

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I Googled "1950s Vintage Hairstyles" while eating my dinner.  (A Up came all sorts of How To articles with directions.

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Uh...no.

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I meandered over to YouTube.  In the search engine, I typed "1050s Vintage Hairstyles" or something similar.

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BINGO!

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