Groupon, I can hardly remember life without you.

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Without you, I would have never <strong>felt the fear and climbed that rock gym wall anyway.</strong>

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Without you, I would have never <strong>challenged myself in an urban setting</strong>.

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Without you, I would have never learned that biscotti means "twice baked".  (Although it really means thrice baked.)  Nor would I have ever been taught how to bake biscotti in the comfort of my own home by World's Best Biscotti Bakeress.

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Groupon, if you were a man, I would immediately and shamelessly solicit an invitation for a hot date.  (Although I'm kinda sorta not dating until after April 30th because I've taken on yet another <strong>extreme "project"</strong>.  If you stick around until May 1st, I'm worth the wait.  But you're not a man, you're a cyber-coupon, so why am I even waxing on about this?  It's embarrassing.)

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This is Regina.  Regina is a real, live Italian American woman.  wunderkind

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