<p>Ok, ok.  I promise to stop calling you Shirley.</p>

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<p>Ba-dump-bump.  :-)</p>

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<p><em>Airplane </em>is in my Top 5 of favorite comedies.  When I heard that it was going to be shown twice on the big screen this past week, I knew that I had to be there or be square.</p>

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<p>All of my friends turned out to be square, however.  I went alone.  <span style="font-size: 13.1944px;">Which is fine.  I have no problem with that. </span></p>

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<p>Before the movie started, happy movie workers entered the theater and announced that we would hold an <em>Airplane</em> Trivia Contest.  Whoever called out the correct answer first would win an <em>Airplane</em> DVD.</p>

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<p>I am embarrassed to say that I actually felt a little nervous.  Yes.  I am that much of a dork.</p>

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<p><strong>Happy Movie Worker Girl: </strong> What is the song playing in the bar...</p>

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<p><strong>Me:</strong> STAYIN' ALIVE!!!!!!!</p>

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<p><strong>Happy Movie Worker Girl: </strong><em>(a bit stunned)</em> Wow!  That was really quick!</p>

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<p><em>Airplane </em>is one of those rare movies where almost every line and scene is memorable.</p>

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<p><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="color: #008000;">My Top Ten Favorite Lines and Scenes from </span></span><em><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="color: #008000;">Airplane</span></span></em></p>

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<p>1.<strong> Little Girl</strong>: No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.</p>

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<p>2.  <strong>Captain Oveur:</strong> Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?</p>

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<p>3.  Elaine and Otto the Auto-Pilot share a cigarette after she inflates him.  The look Julie Hagarty gives him is priceless.</p>

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<p>4.  <strong>Captain Oveur:</strong> Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?</p>

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<p>5.  The Stayin' Alive scene, of course!!!!</p>

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<p>6.  <strong>Captain Oveur:</strong> Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?</p>

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<p>7.  <strong>Jive Lady:</strong> Oh stewardess!  I speak jive.</p>

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<p>8.  <strong>Old Hanging Lady:</strong> No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.</p>

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<p>9. <strong> Elaine:</strong> <em>(when asked for "light" reading material")</em> How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"</p>

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<p>10. <strong> Dr. Rumack:</strong> I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley.</p>

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<p>What are your favorite Airplane quotes?  Surely, you mast have a few.  :-)  Please share in the comment section below.</p>

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