I am a "functional shopper".  I shop when I need things. I am embarrassed to admit how long I have needed a new sports bra.

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Lately, I have been the equivalent of the guy who can't let go of his favorite college t-shirt.  Although I am by no means attached to my sports bras.  That would be weird.  I'm simply not motivated to substitute more interesting weekend plans for shopping.

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A few years ago, when I left the free schedule of self employment and signed on to my Corporate America gig, I quit my gym membership in the interest of time.  I attain the same exact results (if not better results) from the in-home workouts from the P90X peeps, so why on earth would I spend extra precious time getting to and from the gym?

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My workout routine also allows me to be a closet old sports bra wearer.  If I had a hubby lurking about, this would be a different story.  When you're single, you can get away with this secret single behavior stuff.  Bella doesn't care about the old sports bras, and neither do I.