Sam,  First class?  Riiiiggghhhhtttt.

I heard today on my domestic flight that a first class upgrade is 2 grand.  

I'm just going to smile and say, "Hi, there!  I'm a Late Bloomer Blogger who will write fabulous, amazing things about your first-class service if you happen to have a spare seat and would like to make my YEAR!"  :-D  

2)  I'll do my best.  

3)  I never board a plane without food.  

4) I can do this! 

Thank you!