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Hi, everybody!  It's Bella again.  Michelle is pooped, so I told her that I'd guest blog for her today.

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Holy Hollywood Impostor, Batman!!  Look at what Michelle brought home from the grocery store!!!!

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My first thought was, "Are you my biological mother?"

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(Michelle informed me that he's a boy.)

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My second thought was, "Hey -- I've been waiting patiently for my close-up for months now!  How come some pooches have all the luck?!?!"

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My possible bio Dad is starring in the feature film, <em>Beginnings</em>, which is coming soon to a theater near you.

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But you know what?  Auntie Pauline says that I'm much cuter.  AND...I'm just as smart as that dog.  Aunties Pauline and Jean were blown away by all the commands and tricks that I knew<a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2011/06/17/day-261-fun-and-games-with-dogs/" target="_blank"> <strong>last week when we played "Do You Mind?"</strong></a>

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I just don't get it.  I'm starting to develop a complex.  <strong> </strong>

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<a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/09/day-43babymakestwo/" target="_blank"><strong>Back when I first picked Michelle as my owner at a fundraiser</strong></a>, I was feeling really insecure.  I told the doggie psychic at the event that I wasn't pretty like the other girls because of my crazy hair.  It's true!

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Lately, I 've been much more confident because since I moved in with Michelle,  she always coos to me that I'm the most adorable dog that she's ever seen.  And then there was<strong> <a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/12/05/day-69-art-walk-was-a-bust-but/" target="_blank">that lady who said that I needed my own TV show</a>. </strong>

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With Oprah's recent departure, I'm wondering if there's now room for fresh talent?  <strong> </strong>

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Honestly, I really don't give a fig if it's TV or feature films.  All I know is that I want Michelle with me all day/every day, and the only way that's going to happen is if I take over as the bread winner for this family.  <strong> </strong>

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I've got the brains, I've got the look.  Come on, Hollywood!  Throw me a bone here!

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Thank you, readers, for your support.

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Wuv,

Bella<strong> </strong>

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