<p>Laney and I are embarking on a curious adventure on Day 74.  I don't want to spoil the surprise, but it involves wholly embracing my inner child.  YESSSS!!!!</p>

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<p>Anywho, Laney insisted that I wear Christmas PJs to this event.  I don't own Christmas PJs. </p>

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<p>Laned told me that I must buy Christmas PJs.  She recommended shopping for them at some place cheap &amp; cheerful. </p>

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<p>So I headed to Target and plopped down $20 for the Christmas PJs. </p>

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<p>I can't guarantee that I'll keep them.  They are 60% cotton and 40% polyester. </p>

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<p><span style="color: #993300;"><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong>How do people wear polyester??? </strong></span></span> Doesn't it itch?  Make you sweat?  Cause static electricity? </p>

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<p>I'm developing a rash just thinking about it.  </p>

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<p>Gap has a 100% cotton pair online that can pass for the "candy cane look".  I'm going to call the store tomorrow and see if they have them in my size. </p>

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<p>Will I be in 100% cotton or 40% polyester on Day 74?  To be continued...</p>