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Hi, everybody!  It's Bella again.  Michelle is pooped, so I told her that I'd guest blog for her today.

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Holy Doppleganger, Batman!!  Look at what Michelle brought home from the grocery store!!!!

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My first thought was, "Are you my biological mother?"

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(Michelle informed me that he's a boy.)

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My second thought was, "Are you my biological father?"

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My third thought was, "Hey -- I've been waiting patiently for my close-up for months now!  How come some pooches have all the luck?!?!"

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My possible bio Dad is starring in the feature film, <em>Beginnings</em>, which is coming soon to a theater near you.

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Auntie Pauline says that I'm much cuter.  AND...I'm just as smart as that dog.  Aunties Pauline and Jean were blown away by all the commands and tricks that I knew<a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2011/06/17/day-261-fun-and-games-with-dogs/" target="_blank"> <strong>last week when we played "Do You Mind?"</strong></a>

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I just don't get it.  I'm starting to develop a complex.  <strong> </strong>

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<a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/11/09/day-43babymakestwo/" target="_blank"><strong>Back when I first picked Michelle as my owner at a fundraiser</strong></a>, I was feeling really insecure.  I told the doggie psychic at the event that I wasn't pretty like the other girls because of my crazy hair.  Oh, how I wished that my hair was smooth!  It's true!

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Lately, my confidence has soared because Michelle immediately brought in Sharon Witherspoon as part of my "healing process".  Not really sure what that means.

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Anywho,  with Auntie Sharon commending me on my speedy learning success, and everyone cooing to me about how adorable I am, I've embraced my shaggy beach look and am ready to conquer the world!

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Oh, yeah.  And then there was<strong> <a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/2010/12/05/day-69-art-walk-was-a-bust-but/" target="_blank">that lady who said that I needed my own TV show</a>. </strong>

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With Oprah's recent departure, I'm wondering if there's now room for fresh talent?  <strong> </strong>

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Honestly, I really don't give a fig if it's TV or feature films.  All I know is that I want the rest of my pack aka Michelle with me all day/every day, and the only way that's going to happen is if I take over as the bread winner for this family.  <strong> </strong>

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I've got the brains, I've got the look.  Come on, Hollywood!  Throw me a bone here!

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Thank you, readers, for your support.

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Wuv,

Bella<strong> </strong>

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