Oh Michelle.....you are so not going to eat a roach even if its covered in chocolate.  
That is a direct order!  

Signed, Your Mother!!!!

PS My stomach just flipped
PPS  I loved sneaking sips of beer from your Papa when I was a kid too!  He pretended he didn't know I was doing it.  
PPPS,  When he took us all to Portugal one summer back in the 1950's your uncle and I were drinking wine watered down with a soda that was like 7-Up but more bitter.  That was the European influence working back then.  Heck we couldn't drink the water!!!!!  I was 8 years old and boozing it up!  Teehee!  It was totally accepted over there.  After all......grapes are fruit and the fruit of the vine makes the wine.