@ Mom -- Are the Ghost Adventures guys hot?  If so, they need us and we need them.  It's a win-win for everyone involved.  

@ Pat -- Yes!  Another convert!  

@ Lori -- Bullshit.  ;-) 

@ Carolyn -- Yay!  I'm glad we added comic relief to a stressful day of mommyhood.  Your next step is to get on a plane, travel south, and meet me at Canyon Ranch.  This is nothing that tequila shots and pampering can't remedy.