The Kardashians???  You're right.  I don't want to know.  :-p  

You reminded me of something.  I forgot to mention the unsupervised children that were harassing the baby goats.  

Parents:  When taking your child to a petting zoo, please supervise your children and explain that the animals are living, breathing creatures and not toys.  Yes, that is your JOB.  Thank you.