The other day, we learned that I am a Dream Analysis Expert.  I offered by services free of charge, and a few of you took me up on it.  Thank you for entrusting your psyche with me.  he he he.

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<del>Victim</del> Dreamer #1:  Little Michelle (Another Michelle.  She's even littler than me.)

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<em>I couldn't find my car.  I was in a field, like at an event or a concert.   It was scary.  We used an app to try to find it.  I could hear the alarm, but we could never find it.  We then heard that aliens had just landed on the moon. </em>

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<del>Victim</del> Dreamer #2:  Anonymous (not to be confused with Anonymous Male Reader, although something tells me he would dream something wacko like this)

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This Dream is rated PG-13 for bizarre visual.

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<em>My nipple was projectile squirting EVERYWHERE!  I couldn't get it to stop!  So embarrassing...</em>

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