I am a "functional shopper".  I shop when I need things. I am embarrassed to admit how long I have needed a new sports bra.

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Lately, I have been the equivalent of the guy who can't let go of his favorite college t-shirt.  Although I am by no means attached to my sports bras.  That would be weird.  I'm simply not motivated to substitute more interesting weekend plans for shopping.

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A few years ago, when I left the free schedule of self employment and signed on to my Corporate America gig, I quit my gym membership in the interest of time.  I attain the same exact results (if not better results) from the in-home workouts from the P90X peeps, so why on earth would I spend extra precious time getting to and from the gym?

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My workout routine also allows me to be a closet old sports bra wearer.  If I had a hubby lurking about, this would be a different story.  When you're single, you can get away with this secret single behavior stuff.  It's one of our "perks".  Bella doesn't care about the old sports bras, and neither do I.

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Now that its 110 in the shade, I