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Remember me mentioning <strong><a href="http://ignitephoenix.com/" target="_blank">Ignite</a></strong>?  People have 5 minutes and 20 slides (that auto-advance every 15 seconds) to present their passion.  Not <em>that</em> kind of passion. Ignite is a PG-13 event, folks.  It's an evening filled with inspiration, creativity, and soul.

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And then there's Ignite After Hours.  Which is about <em>that</em> kind of passion.  This is the stuff of which NC-17 is made.  I won't go into detail because what happens at Ignite After Hours stays at Ignite After Hours.

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If you really must have a sneak peek of the debauchery, you can visit <strong><a href="http://www.ignitephoenixafterhours.com/2011/07/dick-crocheting-strip-clubs-and-midget-porn-…-oh-my/" target="_blank">here</a></strong>.  (If you are easily offended, shocked, or find NC-17 material distasteful, do not visit.  If you are World's Most Precious Niece or Nephew, do not visit.  You know how tech savvy your father is, and he WILL find out about it.  Aunt Shell has spoken.)

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