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<h4><span style="color: #008000;">Welcome to my existential crisis.</span></h4>
<span style="color: #000000;">Recently, I fell into the mother of all ruts.  In an attempt to hoist myself out of this Funk, I am on a mission (and I do choose to accept it) to conquer this mother by </span>

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<h4><span style="color: #008000;">What Brought on 'Da Funk and Other Stories</span></h4>
<h4><span style="color: #008000;">Funk Begone!  </span></h4>
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