OMG....I am absolutely laughing so hard I am crying!  Would any of the Computer Geniuses or Keeper of the Keys be single, about your age and good looking?  If so, you have to go up to the Hallowed Third Floor and knock on their doors every day.  Go play nice in the game room.  LOL  Oh, BTW, you looked very pretty for your sojourn in search of the mysterious game room.  I hope they were noticing.  :)