<p><a href="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/168049_1831275906283_1371945350_32086010_5734101_n.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-3782" title="168049_1831275906283_1371945350_32086010_5734101_n" src="http://www.diaryofalatebloomer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/168049_1831275906283_1371945350_32086010_5734101_n-300x225.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>Ok, ok.  I promise to stop calling you Shirley.</p>
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<p>Ba-dump-bump.  :-)</p>
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<p><em>Airplane </em>is in my Top 3 of favorite comedies of all time.  When I heard that it was going to be shown twice on the big screen this past week, I knew that I had to be there or be square.</p>
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<p>All of my <em>friends </em>turned out to be square.  I went alone. Which is fine.  I have no problem with that.</p>
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<p>Before the movie started, happy movie workers entered the theater and announced that we would hold an <em>Airplane</em> Trivia Contest.  Whoever called out the correct answer first would win an <em>Airplane</em> DVD.</p>
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<p>I am embarrassed to say that I actually felt a little nervous.  Yes.  I am that much of a dork.</p>
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<p><strong>Happy Movie Worker Girl: </strong> What is the song playing in the bar...</p>
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<p><strong>Me:</strong> STAYIN' ALIVE!!!!!!!</p>
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<p><strong>Happy Movie Worker Girl: </strong><em>(a bit stunned)</em> Wow!  That was really quick!</p>
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<p><em>Airplane </em>is one of those rare movies where almost every line and scene is memorable.</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="color: #008000;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">My Top Ten Favorite Quotes and Scenes from </span></span></strong></span></span><em><span style="font-size: xx-large;"><span style="color: #008000;"><strong><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: #ff0000;">Airplane</span></span></strong></span></span></em></p>
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<p>1.   <strong>Little Girl</strong>: (when asked if she wants cream in her coffee)  No, thank you, I take it black, like my men.</p>
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<p>2.   <strong>Captain Oveur:</strong> Joey, you ever seen a grown man naked?</p>
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<p>3.   Elaine and Otto the Autopilot share a cigarette after she inflates him.  The look Julie Hagarty gives him is priceless.</p>
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<p>4.   <strong>Captain Oveur:</strong> Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?</p>
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<p>5.   <strong>Elaine:</strong> (when asked for "light" reading material") How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"</p>
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<p>6.   <strong>Captain Oveur:</strong> Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?</p>
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<p>7.   <strong>Jive Lady:</strong> Oh stewardess!  I speak jive.</p>
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<p>8.   <strong>Old Hanging Lady:</strong> No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure... supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.</p>
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<p>9.   <strong>Dr. Rumack:</strong> I am serious.  And don't call me Shirley.</p>
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<p>10.  The Stayin' Alive Scene, of course!!</p>
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<p><span style="font-size: medium;"><strong><span style="color: #ff0000;">What are <em>your</em> favorite <em>Airplane</em> quotes?  Surely, you mast have a few.  :-)  Please share in the comment section below.</span></strong></span></p>
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